The Periodic Table of Poetry [via Calamondin]
Monthly Archives: March 2000
Great use for the web. Create and publish a reading list, sharing books that matter to you. “Find others who share your tastes or…expand your horizons…Make new friends and start great conversations.” Trouble is, I’m not sure I want to be part of a virtual community based on people who have read the same books I have. (Did Groucho Marx say that?)
More for you Malcolm Gladwell watchers — an interview by Toby Lester from the Atlantic.
Recent research had turned the paleontological world on its head by indicating intermingling and perhaps even interbreeding of Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon human ancestors. Now a new study using DNA derived from Neanderthal tissue samples concludes that we do not have Neanderthal in our bloodlines. [BBC]
Thanks to Jorn Barger for pointing us to this: Gillian Anderson’s first journalistic assignment is interviewing David Duchovny! ‘But maybe we should have therapy for long-running
series actors. It’d be good for the cast of “Friends” to
have group therapy. We’d have couples therapy,
because we’re not an ensemble…(W)e do spend so
much time together, and it’s a hard relationship to
navigate. As soon as I say, “No, we don’t see each
other after work,” then it’s “You hate each other.”‘
The saga of BlowTheDotOutYourAss.com:
“The Sams aren’t trying to
stop the Internet from ruining San Francisco; they just want to
remind people how absurd it is to work like a dog, in a city
that is quickly forgetting leisure and humor, for a company
that’s revolutionizing something as inconsequential as how
you purchase toothpaste.” [Salon]
A Heartwarming Tale of Staggering Generosity
“This could perhaps be
the first time in domain-name history that a URL mix-up has
inspired such generosity, especially between an otherwise
unlikely pair. Truly staggering and, hopefully, inspiring.” McSweeneys.com to host mcsweeneys.net.
Planets for Dessert
On April 6, 2000, Jupiter, Saturn, Mars and the
Moon will put on a delightful after-dinner sky show.
The quartet will
converge inside a circle just 9 degrees across. To admire the display, simply go outside after dinner on April 6 and look toward
the southwest sky. Around 8 p.m. local daylight savings time the slender crescent
moon will be easy to spot about 30 degrees above the horizon. The brightest
nearby “star” will be Jupiter. At magnitude -2.1, the giant planet is 8 times
brighter than Saturn, which glows pale yellow less than 3 degrees west of the
Moon. Mars will lie a scant 1.1 degrees north of Jupiter. The red planet
(magnitude 0.3) will be about 3 times fainter than Saturn (magnitude 1.4).
The article on this conjunction also includes a discussion on the May 5, 2000 grand conjunction of the moon and five planets. Will it be apocalyptic, as some predict?
Proposed flag desecration amendment again stopped in the Senate:
“…two Senators switched their positions
to join 35 of their colleagues in resoundingly
defeating a proposed constitutional amendment to
ban desecration of the flag. The amendment, which
fell four votes shy of the two-thirds majority was
stopped by a flood of constituent letters and calls to
Congress.” [ACLU]
`Wonderland’: Wrung Out, Strung Out in Bedlam: my profession, with its chaos uncensored, debuts on television tonight. “Because the patients in “Wonderland” are psychiatric cases,
the series has a surreal aura, sparing and effectively used.
Here a patient behind barred windows looks down at his
slippers and sees a tiny rhino step around them. Because
these shots from the patient’s perspective are rare,
watching the show is not like existing in some mad state of
mind. The effect is more jolting, as if the sanity of the
doctors and the illness of the patients were present in the
air, at times colliding with a physical force.
What saves the series from total bleakness is the shaky order
the doctors impose. They are played by a spectacular cast.” [New York Times] Update: I’m hooked.
[Slate]:Disrobed:
The Supreme Court upheld a ban on nude dancing. The
court ruled 6-3 that an Erie, Pa., law banning public nudity,
including that of nightclub dancers, does not violate the
First Amendment. Requiring pasties and G-strings “leaves
ample capacity to convey the dancer’s erotic message.”
Justice O’Connor’s majority spin: “Being ‘in a state of
nudity’ is not an inherently expressive condition.” Justice
Scalia and Justice Thomas’ concurrent spin: What’s more, a
community should be able to declare public nudity
immoral.
”Potter” planted: Chris Columbus (Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bicentennial Man) selected by Warner Bros. to direct screen adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the first installment of an anticipated long-running and lucrative “Potter” franchise.
Harry Potter’s Wizardry Banned From School
Harry Potter, the fictional young wizard who captured children’s imagination all over the world, has been banished
from one English school because his magical powers go against the teachings of the Bible.
A rogue wave smashed into a Navy destroyer seven miles west of the Golden Gate, leaving crewman with two broken legs.
Ben may freeze Jerry out of impending deal
Study Links Agent Orange, Diabetes
“A U.S. Air Force study released on Wednesday showed a
significant link between Agent Orange and diabetes in veterans who took part in
spraying the dioxin-laced jungle defoliant in the Vietnam War.”
Mayor Giuliani has given up his ill-advised assault on the First Amendment at the Brooklyn Museum [New York Times editorial]
Planet hunters find new worlds smaller than Saturn
“Planet-hunting
astronomers have crossed an
important threshold in planet
detection with the discovery of two
planets that may be smaller in mass
than Saturn.”
WebRing: unusual museums of the Internet. {from Boing Boing}
Hilary Swank’s Academy Award acceptance speech infuriated JoAnn Brandon, whose daughter Swank portrayed in Boys Don’t Cry. (See this film!)
SSRI antidepressants may be effective against hot flashes
TopoZone: for people who don’t like maps where all there is between the highways is white space. This one has my block on it.
‘Harry Potter’ to encounter love and death [Nando Times]
As if it weren’t bad enough dept.: Chemotherapy may dull mental ability, research finds
“Ordinary doses of chemotherapy can sometimes appear to dull survivors’ intellectual
powers, leaving them with poor memories, muddy thinking and inability to do math in their heads, new research suggests.
Cancer patients often complain of “chemobrain,” or woolly-headedness during treatment. While they are typically reassured this will go away, little
attempt has been made until now to see if these subtle problems linger years later.
The new study, conducted at Dartmouth Medical School, found that people who get standard chemotherapy appear to be about twice as likely as other
cancer patients to score poorly on various intelligence tests an average of 10 years after their treatment.”
Ban the ‘Tubbies: “A coalition of child advocates today asked Public Broadcasting
System (PBS) President Pat Mitchell to stop broadcasting the Teletubbies, a television
program marketed to children as young as twelve months, because young children should
play instead of watching television, and fast food companies use the Teletubbies to market
junk food.”
ZEN— an experiential introduction.
The Military & CNN: My favorite muckraker Alexander Cockburn discovered that a Dutch journalist had discovered that, until recently, a handful of military personnel from the 4th Psychological Operations Group (i.e. PSYOPs)
based at Fort Bragg have been working in CNN’s
headquarters in Atlanta assisting in the production of news stories. A U.S. Army spokesperson confirmed their assignment and commented that, “conceivably, they would have worked on stories during the Kosovo war.” The liaison program reportedly ended only when the Dutch report on it broke. I’m as flabbergasted as Cockburn that no U.S. media have picked up this story!
Jobless white builder rules as African king
“HENK OTTE, a 43-year-old unemployed ex-builder from
Amsterdam, has been crowned King Togbe Korsi Ferdinand
Gakpector II following the discovery that he is the reincarnation
of the last great warrior king of the 250,000-strong Ewe tribe in
Ghana.” Here is his homepage.
Doctors Advise Against Vitamin C With Cancer Therapy
“Taking high doses of vitamin C while undergoing traditional cancer therapy may interfere with radiation or
chemotherapy treatments and, in a perverse way, possibly protect the very cancer cells the treatments are designed to destroy,
doctors said on Monday.”
Special issue of Feed on The New Brain: “At the end of our century, the science of the
brain has opened up a new frontier of understanding about how
our minds shape the self and the cultures we’ve built to house
it. Neuroscience research into human behavior and experience
is diverse and prone to unproven speculation, but even at this
early stage, a handful of broad conclusions seem unavoidable.”
Now I know why Bush and Gore really won.
[Salon]:The inner Doughboy. ‘Some onlookers are muttering that
the guardians of the brand icons have become so enraptured
by these happy little beings that they’ve lost their grip on
reality. “There are whole documents on what these characters
will and won’t do,” complains Court Crandall, creative
director at Ground Zero, a Santa Monica, Calif., advertising
agency. “The documents go into the thousands of pages …
Meanwhile, no one ever stops to consider whether the
character even feels worth a damn in the first place. There’s a
fine line between being a good brand custodian and being
certifiably insane.”‘
Prospect of Patriots’ Stadium Name Controversial: Foxboro, MA officials are aghast about the possibility that Monster.com will buy the rights to name the new stadium slated for the New England Patriots.
Law & Order star sues eBay: “The actor
who plays Det. Lennie Briscoe on
NBC’s “Law & Order” is suing
eBay, claiming it leaked his Social
Security number with disastrous
consequences to his credit rating.”
A taxonomy of the ways in which good intentions go bad. [Nando Times]
BBC News: Racists ‘stalked top athlete’
“British Olympic gold medal hope Ashia Hansen
was stalked by the racist gang which attacked
her white boyfriend, the couple believe.
Ms Hansen’s boyfriend Chris Cotter is
recovering at a secret address after being
stabbed in the back and slashed across the
face by a gang of up to five men.”
Embargo killed almost 10,000 in February, Iraq claims [Nando Times]
Name at issue in Northern Ireland dispute: Protestants link a return to a power-sharing government with the retention of the name of the area’s police force, the Royal Ulster Constabulary.
Is classroom decorum in higher education deteriorating?
Yay! Britain’s Sellafield nuclear plant, “nuclear dustbin of the world”, which reprocesses spent nuclear fuel, fights for its life. [BBC]
Some doctors are now saying that every 40-year-old should get a full-body CAT scan [MSNBC]
Website welcomes wagers on your child’s future [Nando Times]
Terabit lasers promise huge fiber-optic transmission rates. Net Speed Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet [Wired]
Would you let your smart card figure out his/her potential compatibility with you?
I probably won’t get any argument from most of you that these are more meaningful than the Academy Awards.
More War on Drugs idiocy, this time British.
CIA honors official Terry Ward whose firing Congress compelled for failing to report rights violations in Guatemala and allegedly condoning torture by his informants. Protests outside the award ceremony are led by human rights activist Jennifer Harbury, whose Guatemalan husband was tortured and executed by the Guatemalan military in 1992; her hunger strike outside the White House in 1995 led to disclosures that the murder of her husband had been ordered by a CIA operative. The ensuing public uproar led Congress to demand Ward’s firing.
More Bodies Found From Uganda Cult; Murder Is Suspected [New York Times]
More on the Fools Festival, April 1, 2000; and more on
the holy fool.
British police said Friday they were hunting a thief who had stolen a secret service computer containing
confidential information on Northern Ireland.
Repetitive
transcranial magnetic stimulation (RTMS) to the part of the brain that processes auditory and linguistic information can ease auditory hallucinations in patients suffering from schizophrenia.
Testosterone replacement may help post-andropausal men, a British scientist says.
Floating away: another urban planning nightmare from Tokyo.
Boston may see a replay of the December WTO outburst in Seattle this weekend.
‘Big Mama’ Presumed Dead “She’s a goner,” police Lt. John Skipper told APBnews.com. “Sadly, I am certain she’s dead.”
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be God?
Stopping mother’s oral microbes may be the key to dental health of the child. “At the University of Alabama, Dr. Page Caufield
and his team are following the children of 500
women who carry very harmful strains of
Streptococcus mutans, the bacteria that cause
cavities. Half the women had their teeth treated
with an antiseptic and varnished during their
children’s “window of infectivity,” when about
80 percent of babies pick up S. mutans from their
mothers. This is at about two years of age, when
the babies’ back teeth grow in. If these 250
children grow up free of the S. mutans strains
that have plagued their mothers’ teeth, dentists
will have a powerful new tool.”
“Me in me best Whistle and Titfer and me new Daisy’s, and her in her best bib and tucker with her new Tile. It’s a long Frog but we’d do it O.K. on Shank’s Pony. That’s if our Plates last out. Probably see a couple of me Chinas there with the Arrows and a Pig or two.” Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary
Lots of fun to visit The Museum of Advertising Icons
After lobbying for years, Palestinians have been given their own top-level internet domain. ” The addition of the .ps domain to the list of 244 so-called
country code designations signals the first time the Internet’s
new international coordinating authority, the Internet
Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, has granted a
new domain since it was selected in late 1998 to administer
the network’s domain name system.” [New York Times]
Massachusetts goes to the Supreme Court to fight for the right to leverage Burma into human rights via trading pressure.
[New York Times]: Out of the Mouths of Babes, Wirelessly
“While toys often pose as children’s versions of adult tools,
many of these new kinds of communications “toys” for
children possess advanced features not yet found in the
general consumer market.”
New Line returns to sci-fi Planet
“New Line Cinema has purchased the remake rights to Forbidden Planet, the 1956 MGM sci-fi classic loosely based on William
Shakespeare’s The Tempest.”
Antidepressant may reduce clot risk in heart patients.
“By reducing the tendency of platelets to stick together, sertraline, an
antidepressant marketed as Zoloft, may reduce the risk of dangerous clots in heart patients, researchers
report.”
Strict Vegetarians May Risk Blindness, Study Says. ‘“Vitamin supplementation is essential in persons who adhere to a strict vegetarian diet, especially because vitamin deficiencies may
cause severe, irreversible optic neuropathy,” says the report by a team led by Dr. Dan Milea of the Groupe Hospitalier Pitie-Salpetriere
in Paris,’
Don’t wear your body piercings through the metal detector if you don’t want to be caught smuggling.
I was thinking Slate had taken a page from The National Enquirer, but William Saletan’s Who Killed JonBenet? is actually a meditation on what’s become of the presumption of innocence.
You’ve got to rejoice every time this Supreme Court upholds free speech: Students Cannot Censor the Use of Activity Fees, Justices Say [New York Times]
Is Giuliani falling apart? His tone on the police killing last week (again) of an unarmed African-American man “bewilders” Republicans. [New York Times]
[Slate]: More of forensic anthropologist Mary Manhein’s diary: in which she recalls digging up murder victims in rose gardens and pecan orchards.
List of Fixed Problems
in Service Release 1 for Microsoft Office 2000.
New York Times editorial supports putting an end to the Elian Gonzalez absurdity.
Teller, of Penn and Teller, writes of his discovery of the biennial Gardner Gathering, where
mathematicians, puzzle lovers, Carrollians, and magicians have gathered
from all over the world for a three-day conference to celebrate the fascinations they share.
Jorn Barger is posting a reformatted rendition of Molly Bloom’s soliloquy from Ulysses. I return to this again and again; follow me there?
A fascinating argument in Lingua Franca that most eponyms are misattributions!
‘Given that “eponyms are only awarded after long time lags or at great distances, and then only by
active (and frequently not historically well informed) scientists with more interest in recognizing
general merit than an isolated achievement,” Stigler concludes, “it should not then come as a
surprise that most eponyms are inaccurately assigned, and it is even possible (as I have boldly
claimed) that all widely accepted eponyms are, strictly speaking, wrong.”‘
Mark Frauenfelder, in Digital Living Today, gives us Palm users all the necessary pointers on using the devices effectively as document- or book-readers.
Salon pans Clean Living, the new pseudo-anti-commercialism magazine from Time, Inc. ‘It’s like the old farmer’s adage about breakfast and the difference between
involvement and commitment, the kind of thing you’ll hear out in Nebraska.
“The hen was involved,” the farmer says, “but the pig was committed.”‘
OptOut — Internet Spyware Detection and Removal: Steve Gibson’s freeware solution to the Aureate/Radiate “spyware” hysteria. Here is a complete list of the software carrying the Aureate/Radiate baggage.
What? Gov’t at a standstill on an important issue?? Agreement on Internet Taxes Eludes Deeply Divided Commission “…with members trading heated
accusations and increasingly likely to go back to Congress
with no recommendation at all.” [New York Times]
[Slate]: Diary by Mary Manhein, A forensic anthropologist describes how she reconstructs a face from a skull.
bewitched: bewitching!
Curbing Use of Psychiatric Drugs for Children
“…the government will
inform parents and teachers about the risks of such drugs,
the Food and Drug Administration will develop new drug
labels, the National Institutes of Health will begin a huge
nationwide study of Ritalin use in children under the age of
6, and the White House will hold a conference this fall on
the diagnosis and treatment of mental illness in very young
children.” [New York Times]
Bill Joy, Killjoy? Robert Wright (author of the recent book Nonnzero) responds to Bill Joy’s doomday scenario. [Slate]
Police say sympathizers may be hiding ex-Black Panther accused of murder:
“The 56-year-old former black militant known as H. Rap Brown has eluded authorities since Thursday night. The FBI has joined the national
manhunt, issuing a federal fugitive warrant for his arrest.” [Nando Times]
Sunset at the South Pole means the end of a very long day.
Stalking Site: Slick or Sick? “His identity isn’t known, but he says he became infatuated with a young woman named Julie when she rented a movie in the Los Angeles video store where he works. He looked up her address on her video account, broke into her apartment, where she lives alone, and installed a voyeur cam in her bedroom that streams video directly to his website, ForTheLoveofJulie.com.” But it’s apparently not what it seems…
Vignettes
“Death Row IV lists all 3,392 death row inmates, including more
than 1,000 vignettes and photos. Here is a sampling of Death
Row’s vignettes.”
Web-surfing cellphones automatically transmit your phone number with every web page request, compromising your surfing anonymity.
[New York Times]: South Africa in a Furor Over Advice About AIDS
“President Thabo Mbeki’s
decision to seek advice from two Americans who argue
that H.I.V. does not cause AIDS has touched off an outcry at
home and abroad and raised fears that South Africa’s already
soaring infection rate will climb still further.”
Former CIA Director James Woolsey’s response to European Echelon accusations: ‘Get Real’; most European technology not worth stealing.
Could you confuse Dan Marino with Janet Reno???
In-Flight Breakfast Has Team in Panic: eating rolls with poppy seeds would have led to wholesale positive urine doping tests for the Brazilian Flamengo soccer team.
