What Does the Gostak Do?

Via io9: ‘The Gostak distims the doshes. This is a sentence that has no meaning in the real world – except the one that is has built up over its extensive history. Learn about the gostak, the doshes, and their surprising science fiction connection…

The sentence was first written editor and progressive educator Simon Ingraham, who believed that one of the “uses of language” was to “keep the grammarians busy.” The point is that, while the sentence has no meaning in the real world, it has a perfect, understandable, and self-contained meaning inside that sentence. The doshes are things that are distimmed by the Gostak. Distimming is what Gostaks do to doshes. And, well, the Gostak distims the doshes. We know what it means. All we need is more context to understand what is actually happening. We feel that, if we could keep reading for a few more paragraphs, we could pick up what each of these things actually are – the way we pick up almost all language.

This elusive lack of context has led to a lot of people playing with the sentence in different contexts. The Gostak shows up in a lot of areas. One of the most notable was “The Gostak and the Doshes,” a science fiction story by Miles Breuer. In the story, “The Gostak distims the doshes,” was a political slogan that made people furious. A visitor tries in vain to get people to explain what it is thats so bad about this idea, but cant even find out what any of the words mean. People didnt know what was being said, but they still couldnt bear the idea that that Gostak was out there. Distimming.’

 

What originally lit up the new universe?

Via space.com: ‘A densely packed star-forming galaxy is reproducing the events that brought light to the early universe. The nearby compact galaxy named J0921+4509, which is rapidly producing stars, has many of the characteristics that would have been required to light up the early universe. Located approximately 3 billion light-years from the Milky Way, the star-forming regions of the tightly bound galaxy are surrounded by dense clouds of gas. Holes in the gas allow radiation to leak out, mimicking events that would have broken through the darkness that followed the birth of the universe.’

Texas Health Worker Tests Positive for Ebola

Via NYTimes: ‘A health care worker here who helped treat the Liberian man who died last week of the Ebola virus has tested positive for the disease in a preliminary test, state health officials said Sunday.The worker, who was not identified, was an employee of Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas, where the first person diagnosed with Ebola in the United States, Thomas E. Duncan, died last week.

Dr. Daniel Varga, chief clinical officer of Texas Health Resources, which oversees Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas, told reporters on Sunday that the worker came into contact with Mr. Duncan during his second visit to the emergency room. The person was wearing protective gear at the time, though Dr. Varga did not elaborate on the type of contact or the type of job the person has at the hospital.“This individual was following full C.D.C. precautions,” Dr. Varga said, adding, “Gown, glove, mask and shield.” ‘

Some people may ask how this could have happened. But I am asking, How could it have not?