Alien Abduction, How To Prevent. Study this, take notes, carry it around with you all the time, be prepared:

‘When you are abducted, it is your energy-body that is taken, not your
physical. This is similar to out-of-body projection except that it is
forced. Out of body travelers get back simply by thinking “Go physical,
now” or “Return to physical body” or similar. Return is always instant…
If you find yourself in the middle of an abduction, remember above then
think (say if you can) forcefully to yourself (not them; you don’t care
about them) with all the conviction you ever have mustered:
“IN THE NAME OF GOD, CHRIST and the HOLY SPIRIT, I DEMAND IN MY PHYSICAL
BODY!!! NOW!!!”

The abductors (the greys, Nordics or whatever) may respond with “We
don’t care about your God! Resistance is useless!” or something like that.
You could retort, “Aw shaddup! Who asked you!?”
Be MEAN! Be a bad-ass mother-****!

But anyway, best to just IGNORE THEM! No matter what they say or what
kind of high-pitched noise they make; continue saying it or thinking it
to the exclusion of everything else until it works. Say it ten times, a
hundred times, a THOUSAND TIMES! DEMAND IT!!!’

Turn-off: Motorola has found a way to render electronic devices useless if illegally exported. A chip is embedded in the device linked to a GPS or a recognized national broadcast signal. New Scientist

New E-Mail Will Be Personalized. Its promoters think this arrangement to attach animated faces to email to convey the emotion of the writer will be the next “killer app”, even though it’s little better — or perhaps less effective — than those silly little “emoticons” no one’s used for years. The developers of this system trumpet that it will fulfill the potential of the Internet, and they’re right — it may very well complete the move to the complete banality of e-communication! Oh, and let’s not forget its potential applicability to e-commerce, via the creation of “virtual sales clerks… to answer all your questions and take your orders”. Actually, I wish that I had the capacity to attach an animated face to this message right now, just this once — if it could adequately convey disdain.

“A world that sees dead babies’
organs being cannibalised still has need of the
vampire.” New Statesman

“What are the prospects for a multiracial coalition emerging on the right? George W. Bush’s campaign efforts to court voters of
color, as well as the spectacle of inclusion and diversity at last summer’s Republican National Convention, have made this issue all
the more pressing. Widely denounced as an illusion, the ‘rainbow’ convention did raise two important and interrelated questions:
what can the right offer to minorities, and what can minorities do for the right?” Dissent Magazine

Super Vision: ‘Today, vision correction is only for people with
poor eyesight. But soon even people with good
eyesight will be able to experience enhanced vision.
A technology that astronomers call “adaptive
optics,” used to enhance telescopes’ views of the
heavens, will allow ophthalmologists to improve
people’s vision well beyond the “perfect” 20/20.’ Popular Science

Hindu Extremists Block Christian Aid to India’s Earthquake Victims. They are apparently harassing Western relief agency representatives, some of them Christian missionaries; refusing to allow distribution unless victims or refugees — some of them Muslim — acknowledge Hindu deities; and are hijacking goods to redistribute themselves.

(You)2: interview with anonymous molecular biologist with the ambition and, apparently the means, to be the first to clone a human. Wired

Scientists work out best way to crack egg Ananova

Curry craving lead to round-the-world takeaway trip. Ordered from a takeout in Newcastle, delivered to Sydney four days later. Ananova

Calls for Rushdie’s death renewed. While the fatwa, or death edict, issued against Rushdie on February 14, 1989 for alleged blasphemy against Islam in his book The Satanic Verses has largely lapsed, it cannot be rescinded because under Islamic law only its author can do so; the Ayatollah Khomeini has since died. Now one hard-line Islamic daily observed the twelfth anniversary of the edict by renewed calls for Rushdie’s death.

The daily said in an editorial that Rushdie’s move to the
United States would make his killing easier, saying his
new location offered “more possibilities of executing this
traitor in America.”

The foundation that funded the $2.8 million bounty on Rushdie’s head affirmed that it would be paid with interest to anyone enforcing the decree. Salon

Battlefield rules in Razzies’ list of bad flicks: the 21st annual Golden Raspberry Award nominees for worst films of the year are out. The winners are announced the day before the Academy Awards. CNN

Does Vivaldi Deserve to be Looked Down Upon So? New Yorker

Inhaled Insulin Could Replace Injections, aerosols could be available in 2-3 years.

Rocky picture show as movie theaters fade to black. Shakeout in the movie theater industry; they just built too many megaplexes, it’s said. The bankruptcy of Loew’s will take out alot of the screens I frequent in Boston, most lamented will be the Nickelodeon art theater.

Clinics Full of Frozen Embryos Offer a New Route to Adoption. While rarely chosen yet, “adoption” might be an option for tens of thousands of frozen embryos stored after in vitro fertilization; they are a potential source of embryonal stem cells as well, whose use is controversial because harvest of the stem cells renders the embryos nonviable. New York Times

Powell Surprised On Bombing Clamor: ‘At a news conference after meeting here with Israel’s Prime Minister-elect Ariel Sharon, Powell said the attack could have been coordinated better in order not to inflame Arab sentiment. “Our action was a little more aggressive than usual and got a little more attention,” Powell said. “But I have no apologies.” ‘ Cracks in the administration facade already? Dubya, in his statement on the airstrike, could do nothing but drone on repeating the “routine” mantra over and over.

U.S. Agrees to Clinton-Era Arms Talks with Russia. “The United States on Saturday accepted a Russian request that arms control experts resume talks in the framework developed under Russian President Vladimir Putin and former President Clinton. A senior U.S. official said Russian Foreign Minister Igor Ivanov told Secretary of State Colin Powell (news – web sites) at their first meeting in Cairo that Russia liked the old framework for talks and wanted to know if the Bush administration would continue it.”

Powell said: ‘Yes, good idea.’ ” How disingenuous of us, when it is the official policy of the new administration to push ahead with the “missile defense” program against “rogue states”, which requires brazen abrogation of the ABM (Anti-Ballistic Missile) Treaty and destabilizing the arms race again. Reuters

Sharon Tells Powell Talks Hinge on End to Violence. “Prime Minister-elect Ariel Sharon Sunday set a end to violence as a pre-condition for peace talks with the Palestinians and demanded President Yasser Arafat take unspecified ‘steps” before Israel eases economic sanctions.” What makes Sharon think that the Palestinian Authority has any control over Palestinian mob sentiment?

Two Heads Not Always Better Than One: “Learning to solve a problem as part of a twosome and learning on your own produce different benefits, a Penn State researcher has found and he says these differences can be exploited to enhance cooperative learning strategies, decision support systems for corporate managers or on line courses.” The research focusd on defining situations in which group or individual problem-solving might have an advantage, but there’s no mention of something that seems abvious to me — that certain people may do better with one strategy or the other depending on their innate characteristics.

New E-Mail Will Be Personalized. Its promoters think this arrangement to attach animated faces to email to convey the emotion of the writer will be the next “killer app”, even though it’s little better — or perhaps less effective — than those silly little “emoticons” no one’s used for years. The developers of this system trumpet that it will fulfill the potential of the Internet, and they’re right — it may very well complete the move to the complete banality of e-communication! Oh, and let’s not forget its potential applicability to e-commerce, via the creation of “virtual sales clerks… to answer all your questions and take your orders”. Actually, I wish that I had the capacity to attach an animated face to this message right now, just this once — if it could adequately convey disdain.

This is from the World Wide Words mailing list:

Turns of Phrase: Deep Web

“The World Wide Web has not only become so big that search engines
can’t index it all (in fact, they manage only a small proportion),
but there’s lots of stuff out there – mostly in databases – that
can’t be reached at all by the conventional search technologies in
use since the Web began. The firm BrightPlanet has estimated that
this ‘deep Web’ (a term it seems to have invented) contains 7,500
terabytes of data, compared with about 19 terabytes of data on what
it calls the ‘surface Web’, numbers impossible to visual in other
than the vaguest way. Even if these figures are overestimates, it
still suggests that there is a lot of material out there that would
be useful if only one could find it. The firm also points out that
the deep data is usually of excellent quality, and that most of it
is publicly accessible without charge. Now all we have to do is
find a way of getting at it.”

The entire 41-page BrightPlanet paper is available for online reading or download (as an Acrobat .pdf) here. And, to delve deeper, a Google search on the term is here.

What Does a Cat Dream About? “New research suggests that we may be able
to tell whether animals dream. If so, this will
have major implications for curing
Alzheimer’s.” Independent

Monkeybone: A Descent Into Unconsciousness, as Freud Might Tell It: “If you feel numbed and
dumbed by the onslaught of
overblown, scattershot
mediocrities like
Silverman, Little Nicky
and Scary Movie, think of
Monkeybone as a homeopathic cure… The movie’s wildness should not be mistaken for the usual
juvenile aggression. Though it seems, by default, to be
aiming for the youth market, its ideal audience may be
children who have had Freud’s Introductory Lectures on
Psychoanalysis read to them at bedtime. New York Times But “this madcap classic is one of the funniest, wildest comedies
in years. Why doesn’t big Hollywood want you to see it?” Salon

Is Bush Bad News for the World Bank? “The motivation of the incoming Republicans in criticizing the IMF and
World Bank lies in their belief in free-market solutions to development and growth. This may not coincide with that of
progressives, who see the IMF and World Bank as a tool of US hegemony. But the two sides can unite behind one agenda at this
point: the radical downsizing, if not dismantling, of the Bretton Woods twins.” Corporate Watch

Jorn Barger reports that John Fahey, whom George Winston called “the first serious composer within acoustic folk music”, has died. [<a href=”http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&ic=1&th=a8d268a7ffc501c6&seekd=916602024
“>Obituary]

“When the Mars Rover sat and
stared at a rock, how do we know that the rock was not staring
right back? ” Life, but not as we know it. Astrobiology is all the rage, but “those in search of alien life could be barking up the
wrong planet…” The Guardian Here’s a link to the new NASA Astrobiology Institute.

Civilian on Sub, Marc Rich Linked. “One of the civilians aboard the submarine that sank
a Japanese fishing vessel is related to a Texas
oilman and big Republican Party contributor whose
company once did business with fugitive financier Marc
Rich.” That’s how the New York Daily News played the story. But the real meat is buried several paragraphs further down, IMHO: “Last week, after the Navy refused to release the names
of the civilians aboard the Greeneville…, a Bush
administration source told the Daily News there was a
‘tremendous amount of nervousness at the White House
about who these guys are.’ ” ..because they’re good ol’ Texas oil boys with ties to Bush, it seems! Meanwhile, “investigators are saying the
crew of the submarine Greeneville knew the
doomed Ehime Maru was sailing above them — more
than a full hour before the nuclear attack sub slammed
and sank the fishing vessel”, but that the”crewman who was plotting sonar readings also has
told investigators he was distracted by civilian guests
in the control room and halted his work.”

Annals of the Age of Depravity (cont’d.): U.N. War Crimes Court Convicts Bosnian Serbs in Rape Case. Legal precedent set; rape, in a guise a quantum level beyond isolated crimes against individual women, joins the family of crimes against humanity. The tribunal recognized that “… the rapes were
used by members of the Bosnian armed forces as an
instrument of terror, an instrument they were given free rein
to apply whenever and against whomever they wished.” This was an organized and well-orchestrated system of taking Muslim women into sexual slavery to destroy their people. New York Times

The “No Dubya” Logo by FmH reader Ed Fitzgerald.

Aibo special: Puppy Love for a Robot: “It sounds barking mad, but people are developing
relationships with their robot dogs, as though they were
real pets.

People are adopting Sony Aibos as more convenient
alternatives for travelers and renters who are barred from
having pets. Scientists are now even studying the robots to
see if they offer some of the therapeutic benefits of animal
ownership.”

“Aibo owners say their robot pets aren’t just curiosities; the
metallic mutts are actually becoming family members. Leander Kahney talks about how owners can become ill
when the doggies won’t boot up and are forming support
groups.” (.MP3 audio) Doctor Fun knows all about that issue. [via Dan Hartung]

“Aibos are cute interactive pets that can provide hours of
entertainment. But can they also be used to keep tabs on
children and seniors? Leander Kahney talks with
human-robot experts.” (.MP3 audio) Wired

If you write with a fountain pen (one of my fetishes; I write alot in connection with my day job, and want it to be pleasurable), you’ll appreciate this writer’s thoughtful comparative review of black fountain pen inks. [via Red Rock Eaters]

A Moderate Wouldn’t Make Appointments Like These. ‘It may be legal, but it’s still a coup d’etat. The nomination of Theodore B. Olson
to be solicitor general, a position of such influence that it is often referred to as “the
10th member of the Supreme Court,” affirms that President Bush has turned the
U.S. judiciary over to the far right.’ LA Times In a similar vein: A Bush nominee who should
not be treated gently: “How should Democratic senators act at Olson’s confirmation
hearings? Well, how would Republicans act under like circumstances?” Arkansas Democrat-Gazette

How to Write an Op-Ed: “Editors have some very concrete requirements for selection, more or less in this order:

a provocative idea on any subject

an opinion on a current issue that is controversial, unexpected, authoritative and/or news

a call to arms on a neglected subject

bite and wit on a current issue”

I checked several times to be sure this wasn’t from a newspaper dated April 1st. Please tell me this is a joke! New York Times Update: It is.

Bush on Stage: Deft or Just Lacking Depth? We already know the answer to that rhetorical question. The deftness is his handlers’; left to his own resources, he’s a lightweight and a bungler with a slightly panicked tone around whether he’ll be able to stick to the talking points with which he’s been prepped. That’s why it’ll be a long while before he fields questions at a press conference and, oh what a performance that’ll be! Michael O’Hanlon, defense analyst at the Brookings Institution, observing his justification of the Iraqi airstrike, said he “seemed to merge different concepts in his head in a random and somewhat illogical way,” e.g. saying that enforcing the no-fly zones was keeping Saddam Hussein bound to the Gulf War peace accord, when it is nothing of the kind. Republican aides seem to be going to extraordinary lengths to explain and even glorify Dubya’s brevity of response, pointing out that the Americans appreciate someone so to the point and that the public has a limited attention span. And, you know, I think they’re right about that. I continue to rail about his intellectual shortcomings without ever remembering that I’m probably barking up the wrong tree. It’s not that the public doesn’t realize, it’s that they don’t care how lightweight he is. Anti-intellectualism carries the day, and the people who think are likely to be the most disenfranchised — and enraged — in the Age of the Shrub. Washington Post

No coverage of the Grammys here. They’re about as meaningful as the Oscars.

To my mind, this clemency scandal is more telling than Clinton’s philandering, direct abuse of the machinery of power that it is. Clinton Tells Relative to Return Pardon Money. “Former President Clinton
disclosed that two felons to whom he granted clemency on his last
day in office paid large legal fees to his brother-in-law, but he
denied prior knowledge of the payments and directed the money be
given back.” Reuters It’s not like Bill and Hillary aren’t going to reimburse Hugh Rodham under the table for returning the money anyway, is it?

Into the Mystic

After spending 8 years training in the meditative practices of Zen
Buddhism, neurologist James H. Austin spent a sabbatical year from 1981
to 1982 at the London Zen Center. On a pleasant March morning, while
waiting for a subway train on a surface platform and idly glancing down the
tracks toward the Thames River, Austin got his first taste of spiritual
enlightenment.

Instantly, the panorama of sky, buildings, and water acquired a sense of
what he calls “absolute reality, intrinsic rightness, and ultimate perfection.”
He suddenly shed his formerly unshakable assumption that he was an
individual, separated from the rest of the world by a skin suit. The sky and
river remained just as blue, the buildings just as gray and dingy, yet the
loss of an “I-me-mine” perspective imbued the view with an extraordinary
emptiness, he says.

Within seconds, other insights dawned. These included the notion that
Austin had experienced an eternal state of affairs, had nothing more to
fear, couldn’t possibly articulate what had happened, and felt a rush of
mental release that impelled him to take himself less seriously.

In Zen and the Brain (1998, MIT Press), Austin described how this brief
experience spurred him to investigate brain processes that underlie
spiritual or mystical encounters. Science News

Verbal abuse: “My lawyer’s card is in my wallet, can you get me
my wallet?” and “I want my lawyer” express the same thought, but there are situations in which you’d better know the difference. New Scientist

“Violence is seasonal, peaking in late summer and at its lowest ebb in spring, shows an audit published in the Emergency
Medicine Journal. Violence towards women has also been increasing.

Data on community violence were collected from a random sample of 33 accident and emergency departments across England
and Wales between 1995 and 1998.” Because of the proportion of violence that goes unreported to the police, an emergency department is in a unique position to study trends, as opposed to analysis of law enforcement data. EurekAlert

In the beginning was the bit. In the face of conflicting philosophical interpretations of how reality squares with quantum physics —

In the
Copenhagen interpretation, the outcome of an experiment is
only revealed when the quantum system interacts with a
macroscopic apparatus in the laboratory, which eliminates all
possibilities but one. The many-worlds interpretation insists
that all possible outcomes of an experiment actually occur in
as many parallel universes, but as we only occupy a single
branch of the hydra-headed multiverse, we experience only
one outcome. Or, if you prefer, there’s the guiding wave
interpretation, which assigns an undetectable “pilot wave” to
each particle to steer it along a perfectly determined path.
Altogether there are at least eight serious and reputable
interpretations of the theory, which implies that no single one
is convincing.

— a University of Vienna theoretical physicist thinks that the key may be, in essence, to consider bits of information to be the quintessential building blocks of physical reality; giving new meaning to the poetic notion that the world is as we see it subjectively? The essay describes how this paradigm accounts for fundamental quantum mechanical principles. New Scientist

Again? Life on Mars? “The Allan Hills meteorite from Mars is peppered with tiny
magnetic crystals that on our planet are made only by bacteria.”

Ecological Integrity: ‘Applying the “polluter pays” principle, a Cornell University ecologist and author suggests a way to improve the
environmental sustainability of agriculture: Levy taxes according to food-chain ranking so that products with the worst environmental
impact cost the most.

“We should internalize the costs of dietary preferences. If one chooses to eat high-impact food, one should pay the full costs of such a
choice,” says David Pimentel, the professor of ecology and agricultural science who is a co-editor and co-author of the newly published
book Ecological Integrity: Integrating Environment, Conservation, and Health‘.

RIP Donella Meadows (1941-2001), a founder of the sustainability movement in environmental thinking and lead author of the seminal ecological tract, The Limits to Growth (1972). Trained as a chemist and biophysicist, she taught global trend analysis and system dynamics at Dartmouth and was no stranger to information science; the Limits to Growth project was in no small part a computer modelling effort. She was a recipient of a MacArthur ‘genius grant’ for her work, and participated in an international group of scientists which “built early and critical avenues of exchange between scientists on both sides of the Iron Curtain at the height of the Cold War.”

How Do Women Rule? …Just Like Men: “Christine Stolba says folks who believe women rulers are nicer don’t know
their herstory.”

Want to raze a village? Boadicea, England’s warrior queen, was just the gal to
get the job done. A revered figure and a sentimental favorite of Victorian
painters, Boadicea is commemorated by a statue that stands on Westminster
Bridge, near the Houses of Parliament. She is remembered for her bravery in
leading a revolt against her country’s occupiers, the Romans, in 60 A.D. Alas,
recent discoveries at an archeological dig near Colchester—a town seized and
destroyed by Boadicea—led dig director Philip Crummy to compare Boadicea’s
program and tactics to “ethnic cleansing” in the Balkans.

Independent Women’s Forum

The California attorney general backs an Oakland cannabis distribution club “in its fight with the federal government over medical marijuana…, arguing that the state has the right to enforce its medical marijuana law,
which was approved by voters in 1996.” AP

Doubters Fault Theory Finding Earlier Puberty: “A widespread belief about the
onset of puberty in girls is
coming under vigorous attack, led
by a group of medical specialists
who say that it is based on flawed
science and that it can have dire
medical consequences.” New York Times

Parkinson’s Cure May Be Near: ‘Scientists may be on the brink of curing
Parkinson’s disease using transplanted embryonic
stem cells, but where and when that new
treatment is tested in humans depends on
unresolved political decisions, researchers
suggested Friday.

Dr. Ole Isacson of Harvard Medical School and
Dr. Ronald McKay of the National Institutes of
Health said Friday they have both “cured”
Parkinson’s in mice and rats, using stem cells
removed from embryos of laboratory animals.’

Declining Mental Skills Can Catch You Unaware. You may lose some basic mental skills and not even realize it.

Supreme Court Limits ‘Americans With Disabilities Act’. The familiar 5-4 majority again affirms states’ rights doctine: it’s all right for states to discriminate on the basis of disability. Next on the chopping block, some speculate, will be the Family Leave Act. Meanwhile, the Immigration and Naturalization Service grants asylum to a young boy who would be persecuted for his disability if he were to return to his native Pakistan. AP

The energy-enhancing drink Red Bull is the latest rage. The buzz is all about which celebrities have been serving it at their parties and who’s been seen walking out with cases of it under their arms. Apparently mixing it with vodka makes the hippest cocktail on the club scene.What’s all the fizz about?

Why I Drive a Hate Crime.

Making your pals feel bad (but not so bad as to lose them) is a refined social skill
highly regarded in my neck of the political woods. It has roots, ironically enough,
in traditional class snobbery as well as in the consumer chauvinism that first spread
from the pages of Playboy and Esquire into the popular consciousness of the early
1970s — a belief that the kind of stereo speakers we own or the wine we drink are
not merely practical choices but statements of identity.

Evaluations of other people’s tastes tend to be political judgments issued from the
bench of one’s own private Nuremberg. No longer content to merely dismiss a
friend’s contrarian tastes as gauche, we detect in them nothing less than a threat to
the planet — implying that the offender is a kind of consumer criminal. In today’s
casual conversations, you run the constant risk of being made to feel guilty (as
opposed to merely stupid) for wearing, eating or driving the wrong product at the
wrong time.

A few months ago, for example, a friend commented on the base villainy of
sports-utility vehicles and their owners. I politely told him that I was an SUV
owner. He looked at me as though I had just admitted to collecting human-skin
lampshades. His response was not new. “That’s your car?” a horrified colleague
had once asked me in my company’s parking lot. “I’m so disappointed — that’s the
kind someone in advertising would buy.” I had my reasons for owning my
Pathfinder, not the least of which has to do with the fact that I actually use it to go
off-road camping. No matter — my choice of transportation was so heinous that, in
the morality of the left, it amounted to a hate crime. AlterNet

The Secret Life of AAA: “Along with the maps, the insurance, and the late-night tows, your friendly
all-American auto club has a political agenda. And it’s no good for the
environment.” Natural Resources Defense Council’s Amicus Journal

Annals of the Erosion of Privacy: Police have anti-nuclear protestor’s numbers: “The (British) Ministry of Defence has opened an internal inquiry into the
extraction of mobile phone information from a nuclear protestor.

The phone’s owner, Juliet McBride, dropped her mobile while being
escorted off an atomic weapons plant in Aldermaston, Berkshire. It
was returned 24 hours later, but allegations that police noted down
all the information on her SIM card has sparked the MoD to launch
an inquiry, the Guardian reports.

Among the information was 80 personal telephone numbers and a
variety of messages, including some from a senior MoD police
officer. The Guardian also reports that one senior MoD bod ordered
the information to be destroyed but was ignored.

… With the
wide-ranging RIP Act now in force, police have the right to monitor
virtually all communication stored or sent electronically.” The Register

What the Hell is… Win XP’s groovy new UI? The Register

Qubert: “It seems the issue over animal testing never dies. The
determined folks at People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
(P.E.T.A), are always in the news pointing their fingers at one
corporation or another and boycotting them for actively
pursuing this method of product testing.

We wanted to see what would happen if we tried to donate
our beloved pet rabbit, Mr. Qbert, to these companies for their
experiments.

In our traditional style of doing things, we got a list of
companies who test their products on animals and decided to
contact them to see if any were interested in adopting Mr.
Qbert.” The outrageous Fade to Black folks are at it again.

Stanley Kramer, Director and Producer of ‘Message’ Films, Dies at 87. To any film-lover, the list will amaze: High Noon, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, Inherit the Wind, The Wild One, The Defiant Ones, Judgment at Nuremberg, On the Beach, The Caine Mutiny, Ship of Fools, and the over-the-top It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World. New York Times

Like the new icons? Hey, it’s about as close to a redesign as I might get in awhile. In case it’s not obvious, ” ” contains the permalink to each post (if you ever want to point people to a particular post), and ” ” takes you into Blogvoices to discuss each post. A number in parentheses next to the ” ” icon indicates that there are that many comments there you can review by clicking on the icon.

Blogvoices’ Hottest Threads, across blogs.

What’s Wrong with These Questions? Cornell physicist N. David Mermin poses ten more questions, in response to the heralded August, ’00 New York Times list of questions some physicists said they’d like to ask their colleagues of 100 years from now. It’s evident Mermin is more of a metathinker than that other bunch. Physics Today [via Ethel]

Thanks to the null device for pointing me to the want ad of the week ( if not the month).

New York’s bully in chief meets his match: ” ‘Yo Mama’ artist Renée Cox won’t let adulterer Rudy
Giuliani use Catholicism to beat her up.”

Mayor Rudy Giuliani is taking another shot at the
Brooklyn Museum of Art, wrinkling his pointy little nose
and spitting out labels like “outrageous,” “disgusting” and
“anti-Catholic.” Again he’s accusing the Brooklyn Museum,
which a little more than a year ago raised his ire by
including Chris Ofili’s “Holy Virgin Mary” accessorized
with elephant dung in its “Sensation” exhibit, of being
deliberately inflammatory and defaming the Roman
Catholic Church in order to increase museum attendance.

The current object of Giuliani’s indignation, which, again,
he has not yet seen in person, is a series of photographs by
artist Renée Cox called “Yo Mama’s Last Supper.” Cox’s
depiction of the biblical scene differs from, say, Leonardo
da Vinci’s in that all the disciples are black. What’s more —
and here’s what presumably has Giuliani really upset — Cox
herself poses, naked and lovely, with arms outstretched, in
Christ’s place. Salon

PC, M.D. by Sally Satel: “A doctor argues that
affirmative action
and ignoramus
patients
organizations are
ruining American
healthcare.” reviewed in Salon

In Search of the ‘Gay Gene’. A review of new evolutionary biological explanation of the persistence of homosexuality because of its adaptive value. “Even explains Ashcroft.” Washington Post

In defense of Oprah’s Book Club, which critics roundly dismiss and one has called the “carpet-bombing of the American mind.” The essayist says “Winfrey’s broad appeal is built on her capacity to affirm both the simple and the complex. In the end, Winfrey wants her
audience to read books. Period. She wants her audience to read because, just as much as Harold Bloom, Franz Kafka and
other literary heavyweights, she believes reading is transformative.” National Post

Physics’ new big question: what does ‘is’ mean?. Reading Prof. Lee Smolin’s new book, Three Roads to Quantum Gravity (which, the reviewer says, “… makes Hawking’s A Brief History of Time seem as intellectually demanding as Hello“) shows an intellectually credible way to grapple with the philosophical questions that the quest for the Grand Unified Theory of physics brings up — unlike those Quantum-Physics-is-Eastern-mysticism lightweights of a decade ago. Telegraph UK Click here to search for <a href=”http://www.google.com/search?q=Prof+Lee+Smolin&hq=&num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&btnG=Google+Search
“>more on Smolin.

Days of Wonder. This is mostly for the reader who, in response to my posting about the asteroid landing, said something like “So what?”

Mankind’s giant leaps have become so frequent that by the end
of a week which saw two vast achievements most of us had
returned to our smaller concerns, if, indeed, we had taken much
notice of the announcements in the first place. It is an endearing
oddness of our species that while we’re landing on an asteroid
136 million miles away or learning that we have a little more than
double the genes of a fruit fly, we take our keenest satisfaction
from painting the sitting-room or reading about Tom Cruise and
Nicole Kidman. Guardian

And here’s more for the reader (perhaps the same one) who, commenting on my item about the rate of recession of the Antarctic ice cap, said said something amounting to “So What?”: Glacier Loss Seen as Clear Sign
of Human Role in Global
Warming

Studies show that the icecap atop
Mount Kilimanjaro is retreating at
such a pace that it will disappear in
less than 15 years. The vanishing is a
clear sign that a global warming trend
has exceeded typical climate shifts. New York Times

The Stanford Prison Experiment: A Simulation Study of the Psychology of Imprisonment. Healthy middle-class college students were randomly divided into prison guards and prisoners for a planned two-week study of the psychological effects of simulated incarceration. The study had to be terminated after only six days because of what it did to the mock guards as well as the convicts.

The banality of cannibalism: none of the class of Hannibal Lector. BBC

In case you were wondering, there was nothing routine about Friday’s US airstrike against Baghdad, despite Dubya’s repeatedly billing it that way. Washington Post analysts see it as signalling a get-tough approach to Baghdad. But why? Having used the bankruptcy of the Clinton administration’s Iraq policy as a campaign point, some suggest Dubya and his handlers feel they have to follow through. I think we’re going to be seeing many policy decisions being made with a view toward little more than establishing the illegitimate son’s credibility on the front pages. As The New York Times puts it, Dubya is “giving
notice that he may be new to this, but he doesn’t plan to
show it.” Of course, he’s also signalling a diffidence about multilateralism. Except for Britain, which supported or, some say, even pushed the airstrike, there appears to have been a swaggering disregard for the reactions of the rest of the world, including our allies.

“The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.” — Dwight
Eisenhower

Cockburn vituperative in his inimitable style: “Sneering at Bill, the press
corps has nothing much to be proud of. How come not a single
one of those high-flying, White House-connected newshounds managed
to get hold of the sensational fact, finally disclosed a couple
of weeks ago, that Bill Clinton and Al Gore hadn’t had a significant
conversational encounter in a full year? They finally had a melt-down
gripe session not long before the recent election. As always,
it turns out we know nothing about what really goes on in the
White House. George W. could be tossing back dry martinis, partying
till dawn and four years down the road we’ll still be reading
up him and Laura saying their prayers and tucked up by 10:30.” Counterpunch

Connection Personnel Quit over WBUR Rift. This most literate and au courant of radio talk shows is on my local NPR station, but many of you in other areas are probably familiar with it already, among other reasons because it had an hour on weblogging last May that’s been broadly blinked. The show has recently become nationally syndicated. Erudite host Christopher Lydon and his senior producer were suspended in a contract dispute several days ago, which is essentially about who is going to reap the benefits of the syndication. WBUR was determined not to lose control in the same way they did when Car Talk went national several years ago. The station says The Connection will go on, but without Lydon who’d listen? Key WBUR personnel agree, and have now resigned in support of preserving the show as it is/was. Even if you think he’s abit pompous at times, he rounds up the most fascinating guests and asks the right questions.

Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting (FAIR):First Annual Report on How Power Shapes the News, “the
year’s most egregious examples of owner, advertiser and government influence on the news.”

Sam Smith: A few signs of a democracy in deep trouble.

In case you were wondering, there was nothing routine about Friday’s US airstrike against Baghdad, despite Dubya’s repeatedly billing it that way. Washington Post analysts see it as signalling a get-tough approach to Baghdad. But why? Having used the bankruptcy of the Clinton administration’s Iraq policy as a campaign point, some suggest Dubya and his handlers feel they have to follow through. I think we’re going to be seeing many policy decisions being made with a view toward little more than establishing the illegitimate son’s credibility on the front pages. As The New York Times puts it, Dubya is “giving
notice that he may be new to this, but he doesn’t plan to
show it.” Of course, he’s also signalling a diffidence about multilateralism. Except for Britain, which supported or, some say, even pushed the airstrike, there appears to have been a swaggering disregard for the reactions of the rest of the world, including our allies.

“The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.” — Dwight
Eisenhower

“Women really do lead men on for the first few minutes after
they meet – but without knowing it, says an Austrian scientist… Even when
women find the man unappealing, they do not send clear
rejection signals to begin with, the researchers found.

Women chat happily, send
sexually explicit signals
and encourage the man’s
attention, even if they
have absolutely no
interest in him. This gives
a woman time to assess a
man, says Grammer,
essential in human
courtship, since pairing off
is much riskier for the
female. The only time
women were negative at
all was when a man talked too much.” New Scientist

Thrown Off the Scent: “If humans are using smell to find a good partner for reproduction,
and the pill is turning things upside down, then there could be
serious consequences.” Guardian

The Greatest Hacks of All Time Wired

It’s not all in the genes. From the estimable science writer Matt Ridley: “All over the world, therapists this week reported a wave of panic and depression as
word spread that the human species has only 30,000 genes. People wept openly in
the street, humiliated by the thought that we have only twice as many genes as
flies and worms, and barely more than cress.

Not since Copernicus demoted our planet to a satellite of the Sun, or Darwin
demoted our species to a branch of the ape family, has there been such a pitiless
reminder that there is nothing special about us. Hardly more complex than cress!

If the quantity of our genes is humiliating, the quality does not seem to offer much
reassurance. Scientists reported this week that about 60 per cent of our genes were
direct copies of ones used by flies, worms, yeast and bacteria: themes invented by
our common ancestors and used ever since.” The Age

Men Show Feelings In Lower Left Quadrant Of Face: “When it comes to men, women and emotion, pet theories abound on
whether one sex is more emotional or inhibited than the other.

But since such notions are rarely backed by data, University of Florida
researchers turned to computer technology to quantify gender differences in
one component of emotional expression — how it is revealed by the face.

They discovered that although men and women are equally expressive, men
display most of their joy, disgust or other sentiments in the lower left
quadrant of their face. Women, on the other hand, show their emotions
across their entire countenance.” UniSci

Ian Frazier:Tomorrow’s Bird: soon it’s going to be all crows,all the time. “Since May, I’ve been working for the crows, and so far it’s the best job I ever had.” Doubletake

Kansas Enters the 19th Century New York Times

What’s in a Name? FBI takes the teeth out of Carnivore’s name: ‘The FBI has dressed its online wolf in sheep’s clothing, changing the name of its
controversial e-mail surveillance system, known to this point as Carnivore.

Carnivore now goes by the less beastly moniker of DCS1000, drawn from the work it does as a
“digital collection system.” The investigative agency built the tool to monitor the Internet
communications of suspects under its surveillance, but the system, housed on computers at
Internet service providers, also can collect e-mail messages from people who are not part of an
FBI probe.’ CNet.com

A Metafilter poster kicked off a thread about what blog to take to a desert island if you could only have one. Thanks to all those who thought of FmH. A number of other weblogs unfamiliar to me were up there on respondents’ lips. I’m going now to check out, for example, Dr Menlo, bluishorange.com, Calebos, and An Entirely Other Day.

Study Probes Dyslexia Troubles. An fMRI study visualizes deficits in the left inferior parietal lobe, establishing biological underpinning to this learning disability that is said to affect an estimated 15% of the population (although, in my opinion, is vastly overdiagnosed).

Is Windows XP for you? ‘…(F)or Microsoft chief software architect Bill Gates to call Windows XP a “major Windows
release,” which he did again this week, is disingenuous, in my opinion. It might be major, in
terms of how many marketing dollars Microsoft plans to spend on the product, but
feature-wise, this is a minor upgrade to Windows Me and Windows 2000 Professional.

Perhaps Gates feels he is justified in calling Windows XP “major” because Microsoft is taking
a major gamble with XP to help rejuvenate the PC market.’ ZDNet And WinXP to include pirate music terminator. As the wag writing the news item notes: “Think of it. An operating system designed to lose data!” The Register

Love Clogs the Digital Pipes

Three-Wheeling Driving Days at a Dead End. “Britain’s last three-wheeled car rolled off the assembly line, bringing to
a close 65 years of motoring tradition that has been the butt of endless jokes.

The Reliant Robin, a uniquely British concoction of fiberglass and lateral instability that
brought motoring pleasure to thousands, finally succumbed to a new generation of
inexpensive four-wheel microcars.”

Study Ties Obesity to Soda Pure fruit juice intake was also
tracked, but that did not account for the effect, the study
said. New York Times

Ecstasy & Agony: A 34-year-old with progressive Parkinson’s Disease discovers that MDMA (Ecstasy) has an astonishing effect on his body, relieving his Parkinson’s symptoms. This observation challenges the medical community and pharmacological Calvinists everywhere and is now being studied in hopes of generating new treatment options for Parkinson’s Disease. BBC And Tamara Straus thinks the drug’s cultural significance may be far greater; wondering if Ecstasy isn’t the drug of the millenium, “a postmodern cure in
a pill, that… eases spiritual emptiness and rancorous
individualism; … a chemical salve for
everything from alienation and depression to the
lack of spirituality and community.” AlterNet

In this age of the illegitimate son, The Consortium wants to remind you of what has been called by some the dirtiest political trick ever, the October 1980 coup by which the campaign of Reagan and the elder Bush allegedly sabotaged President Carter’s Iran hostage release negotiations and arguably stole that fall’s Presidential election from him.

Howstuffworks.com’s “How Hoverboards Will Work”. The Airboard is the first commercially-marketed hoverboard scooter. And you can click here for complete instructions on making your own simple hoverboard. “Children should ask for their parents’ permission before attempting to build a hovercraft on their own.”

Conason says the Media’s Clinton Obsession Is Giving Bush a
Free Pass. “That era of bipartisan good feeling promised by George W.
Bush didn’t last long, did it? Three weeks after their leader
took up residence in the White House, Mr. Bush’s friends,
appointees and media claque are in hot,
barking pursuit of the prior occupants.

With the President’s mild demurral,
Republican politicians and Washington
talking heads have displayed little interest in any topic besides
their obsession with bringing down the Clintons. Phony charges
about illicit gifts and office vandalism proliferated, along with
valid complaints about inappropriate pardons and excessive
rental costs. In the reporting of these latest “scandals,” few
distinctions were made between facts and fantasies, or between
the serious and the trivial.” The New York Observer

On the other hand, Jacob Weisberg thinks Bill Clinton, Chump, is getting what he deserves for not learning from his mistakes. “What does come a bit closer to making sense of the Rich
pardon is one of Bill Clinton’s less legendary character flaws:
gullibility. Clinton is, to be sure, a brilliant man and a shrewd
politician with a keen sense of where the interests of others lie.
But throughout his career, he has often shown himself to be a
poor judge of character. A naturally trusting fellow with a
deep craving for approval, Bill Clinton is, to be blunt, a bit of
a sucker. More precisely, he’s an easy mark for a certain type
of hustler. Once convinced that someone is his friend, Clinton
drops his guard and ignores crucial signals of intended
exploitation. After it becomes clear that such a friend has
taken advantage of his trust, Clinton feels bitterly betrayed.
But he’s hardly savvier the next time someone with dubious
motives shows up at his doorstep. ” Slate

Beyond the Bar Code: “Within a few years, unobtrusive tags on retail products will send radio signals to their
manufacturers, collecting a wealth of information about consumer habits—and also raising
privacy concerns.” MIT Technology Review

Biblical strongman was plagued by mental illness, says UCSD psychiatrist Eric Altschuler, who finds he demonstrated six out of the seven cardinal criteria for antisocial personality disorder. As a clinical psychiatrist myself, I hate these constant attention-getting attempts to retrospectively diagnose historical, artistic and spiritual figures with mental illnesses. You might think it’s just an innocent intellectual pastime of my colleagues, but the sensationalistic publicity about these pronouncements perpetuates an irresponsible image that diagnosis can be done at a distance from “surface” features in the absence of access to reports of the subject’s experience. More than that, it “feathers the bed” of the field by pushing the envelope of pathological explanations of extraordinary talents or exploits. New Scientist

Brain Regions Impaired by Alcoholism Identified By fMRI Studies in Young Adult, Female Alcoholics. While neuropsychological testing of which cognitive functions are impaired in long-term alcohol abuse had previously zeroed in on the right frontal and parietal regions, this study uses functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to demonstrate in real-time the malfunctioning of specific brain regions involved. Among other findings, the functional deficits persisted even in the three of the ten women scanned who had been abstinent from alcohol for at least six months. Women apepar to be as sensitive to the adverse effects of alcohol as men even with shorter exposure.

Our friends electric. ‘One in eight people find
computer glitches more
vexing than the break
up of a relationship, a
recent survey on
“office rage” found.

Advocates of “affective
computing” say this
problem stems from the
gulf between
touchy-feely
humankind and cold,
aloof technology.’ They propose computer interfaces and robotic applications that respond to the user’s emotional states. BBC

Scores to attend priest’s ritual Pokemon burning ceremony: “Pokemon magazines and dolls are to be ritually burnt in
Mexico because of their alleged evil influence on children.” Ananova

Sub had civilians at controls. This is no news to anyone anymore. What appeared originally to be a tragic unfortunate accident starts to reek of coverup and ineptitude, US military might at its musclebound worst killing schoolchildren and other innocents. The Navy’s spokesperson certainly ‘doth protest too much’ in the form of denying perseveratively that the civilians at the controls could have had any effect. What troubles me, in the coverage I’ve read of this, is that no one is offering an explanation of, and apparently no reporters are digging for, exactly who these civilians are and why they were being given such a little-boy-with-his-big-toy fantasy treat. Seattle Times
Addendum: While I still haven’t heard this in the American press, the BBC reports that, as I suspected, this was a reward for large Navy donors, in this case to the restoration of the battleship U.S.S. Missouri, ironically the site of the signing of the Japanese surrender at the end of WWII. Apparently, these patronage perqs have not been that uncommon.