Surely someone has had a genuine midlife crisis?? “Why do we have to label a common reaction of the male species to one of life’s challenges — the boredom of the routine — as a crisis? True, men are generally more novelty-seeking than women, but they certainly can decide what they do with their impulses.” (International Herald Tribune)

Why Can’t Environmentalism Be Colorblind? (Orion)

Robert M. Sapolsky: “Anyone who says peace is not part of human nature knows too little about primates, including ourselves.” (Greater Good)

“The entire surface of the planet is inevitably going to be a human artifact.” (Science Musings)

Burning biofuels may be worse than coal and oil, say experts: “Scientists point to cost in biodiversity and farmland…” (Guardian.UK)

A philosopher reviews Christopher Lane’s Shyness. It is provocative but it fails, he says, in its attempt to make a case against social phobia as a diagnostic construct and to impeach the current system of psychiatric diagnosis embodied in the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual). (Metapsychology Online Reviews)

An expert on robots takes today’s advances in computer software and processing speeds to its inevitable conclusion.

This is just another example of correlation not being causation. A certain number of correlations will occur by chance. I am more interested in another sort of nominative determinism — anecdotal cases of people’s names being suited to their roles in life. This was popularized by New Scientist in its back pages. The best case of this I ever ran across personally was when I went to a psychiatric conference concerning violence, whose three keynote speakers were Schouten, Swearingen and Blood. Honest.

“Sometimes the sky itself is the best show in town.” (Astronomy Picture of the Day)

2007 Atlanta Photojournalism Seminar Contest Winners

Could Congress possibly be as gullible again?

‘The U.S. has dropped $10 billion into Pakistani dictator Pervez Musharraf’s lap — much of it in cash. Allegedly, that’s to fight the jihadists in his country and across his border. But,

Terrible title but important issue: “Arrogant doctors criticize their patients who go online to research ailments. But they’re wrong. The best health sites are a boon to patients and doctors alike.

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A 2004 study showed that almost two-thirds of patients would like to have Internet information provided to them by their doctor. In contrast, a 2001 study of doctors showed that barely half of them encouraged their patients to go online (although the trend has been increasing over time), and 80 percent actually warned them against doing so.

In one regard, this is simply bad business. Pew tells us that patients either fire doctors unwilling to help them with the Web or keep going online without telling them. More important, when patients do venture online themselves, they can sink into a swamp of outdated medical studies, confront a lot of misinformation, and risk creating a rift in the doctor-patient relationship.” (Salon) I’m not sure arrogance exactly captures it. Certainly, there are insufferably arrogant MDs, but I am not sure they are those most threatened by their patient’s use of Google. Insecurity is more to teh point. The old model of the medical profession as an esoteric priesthood guarding secret knowledge should have long since given way to a collaborative model empowering patients, but many physicians do not realize it.

“Women voters rallied en masse for her — but she has run as a stereotypical male and represents the same old cowardly Clintonian politics.” Frances Kissling is a 2007-2008 Fellow at the Radcliffe Institute for Advanced Study at Harvard University and the former president of Catholics for a Free Choice. (Salon)

The Financial Times‘ ‘Undercover Economist’ on the psychoeconomics of ordering behavior in restaurants. The bottom line is that the rest of the people around the table strive not to duplciate an order someone else at the table has already chosen; and that the person who orders frist is happiest with their meal.

How Wrong Were The Polls?

Does current lethal injection procedure equal cruel and unusual punishment?

The current method of execution by lethal injection involves three phases. First the prisoner is put to sleep with a powerful barbiturate, then the muscles are paralyzed with pancuronium, and finally the heart is stopped with an infusion of potassium chloride. Opponents argue that if the procedure is botched the victim may be essentially awake and aware, but paralyzed and unable to signify that they are suffering because paralyzed. Under the influence of pancuronium, people can feel as if they are suffocating. The potassium chloride injection can be excruciating, making them feel that their body is on fire. The success of such a complex three-step procedure depends upon its proper execution by medically trained personnel, and opponents argue that there are substantial possibilities for error in the formulation, dosage or administration of the agents. For example, if the intravenous needle misses a vein, the medication will be infused under the skin instead and not circulate through the system. Because no medical personnel are in the death chamber during the procedure, the assurances that it will be done properly cannot be offered.

Veterinarians have long since given up on a similar three-drug procedure for such reasons. When animals large or small are euthanized, they are merely “put to sleep” with massive barbiturate dosages. For those opponents of the current method of execution by lethal injection who are not opponents of execution overall, the adoption of the veterinary one-agent method would meet many of the pending legal challenges to lethal injection. Moving to this procedure has thus been proposed in several states, but none have moved on the proposals. Expressed reluctance is about being an outlyer and first adopter of an untested methodology.

However, I think the real reluctance to abandoning the three-substance method of lethal injection is all about how unpleasant it is to watch a dying body twitch and convulse if it is not paralyzed first. Proponents concede it would be very difficult for those who witness executions otherwise. In essence, we are protecting observers from the inherent barbarity of humans putting other humans to death with a veneer of civility achieved through the use of pancuronium. Absurdly, as long as it is not like “putting down” an animal, as long as it appears peaceful and undistressing, we as members of society can console ourselves that we are not complicit with “cruel and unusual punishment”.

Some of the most bloodthirsty, vengeful proponents of the death penalty have it right in a sense, arguing that it is absurd to be so concerned about the suffering of someone you are putting to death in another few moments. At least this constitutes a recognition of the inherent barbarity, which the rest of the advocates of execution are comfortably able to ignore.

The James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF)‘s offer of a million dollars to anyone who can demonstrate psychic powers under rigorously controlled observation has gone unclaimed for a decade. Now, they have announced that they will withdraw the prize offer in two years, I guess feeling as if twelve years would have been enough for soemone to come up with something credible. So hurry up and get your demonstration developed!

Does current lethal injection procedure equal cruel and unusual punishment?

The current method of execution by lethal injection involves three phases. First the prisoner is put to sleep with a powerful barbiturate, then the muscles are paralyzed with pancuronium, and finally the heart is stopped with an infusion of potassium chloride. Opponents argue that if the procedure is botched the victim may be essentially awake and aware, but paralyzed and unable to signify that they are suffering because paralyzed. Under the influence of pancuronium, people can feel as if they are suffocating. The potassium chloride injection can be excruciating, making them feel that their body is on fire. The success of such a complex three-step procedure depends upon its proper execution by medically trained personnel, and opponents argue that there are substantial possibilities for error in the formulation, dosage or administration of the agents. For example, if the intravenous needle misses a vein, the medication will be infused under the skin instead and not circulate through the system. Because no medical personnel are in the death chamber during the procedure, the assurances that it will be done properly cannot be offered.

Veterinarians have long since given up on a similar three-drug procedure for such reasons. When animals large or small are euthanized, they are merely “put to sleep” with massive barbiturate dosages. For those opponents of the current method of execution by lethal injection who are not opponents of execution overall, the adoption of the veterinary one-agent method would meet many of the pending legal challenges to lethal injection. Moving to this procedure has thus been proposed in several states, but none have moved on the proposals. Expressed reluctance is about being an outlyer and first adopter of an untested methodology.

However, I think the real reluctance to abandoning the three-substance method of lethal injection is all about how unpleasant it is to watch a dying body twitch and convulse if it is not paralyzed first. Proponents concede it would be very difficult for those who witness executions otherwise. In essence, we are protecting observers from the inherent barbarity of humans putting other humans to death with a veneer of civility achieved through the use of pancuronium. Absurdly, as long as it is not like “putting down” an animal, as long as it appears peaceful and undistressing, we as members of society can console ourselves that we are not complicit with “cruel and unusual punishment”.

Some of the most bloodthirsty, vengeful proponents of the death penalty have it right in a sense, arguing that it is absurd to be so concerned about the suffering of someone you are putting to death in another few moments. At least this constitutes a recognition of the inherent barbarity, which the rest of the advocates of execution are comfortably able to ignore.

Top 49 entries.

My practice group and I have a policy of taking no free samples (indeed, not accepting visits from pharmaceutical representatives). From time to time I have toyed with the idea of receiving samples and creating a stockpile expressly for the indigent, but it still serves the interests of Big Pharma, facilitating the creation of a new customer they hope will remain a captive audience when their physician can no longer provide the medication for free. And, because samples are of the latest greatest medications, they are also the most expensive. We do a service for our patients when we resist the hype about the newest drugs, which are usually no better than old standby agents available generically or at least priced much more reasonably. This is true regardless of the patient’s prescription drug insurance or their ability to afford expensive medications.

Your responsibility as a patient is to question your prescriber’s reasoning in prescribing the latest and greatest rather than an old standby. S/he ought to be able to explain convincingly why the newer (more expensive) medication is worth the extra cost; otherwise, tell them the responsible thing to do would be to prescribe the medication that is less profitable for the manufacturer.

From (//STATiC). I don’t know by whose criteria these are “best”, but there are some incredible, arresting and disturbing images here.

Replication of a famous Stanley Milgrim experiment in social psychology, which turned out to be far harder for the investigators than the subjects. (New York Times )

Notable Deaths of 2007 (New York Times)

Thanks to Boing Boing, a mashup of the Billboard top 25 songs of 2007, to stream or download. (DJ Earworm) I love mashups; the essence of artistic bricolage. In this case, I wish the artist had had better material to work with in the first place, but considering that it is not half-bad.

“The Trackstick II is the perfect fit for personal GPS tracking. Bring it on vacation to keep a satellite scrapbook of all your travels and record your explorations. You can carry it along on all your regular outings from home to get a better sense of your daily surroundings through Google™ Earth’s cohesive 3D maps of your community. With Trackstick II™ a computer screen can guide your family and friends on a virtual tour of your vacation. Take it fishing and mark the catch spots to discover feeding patterns over time. Find a good camping spot and leave it to Trackstick to remember where it is and the path you took to get there. It’s a fun and immersive way to show others where you’ve been. You’ll even enjoy seeing the normal routes of your day breathe new life as you view them like never before with Google™ Earth’s 3D model of the planet.”

It is worth noting that the other hot topic in post-stimulants, modafinil, is also thought to work through the orexin system.

As FmH readers will recognize, I have long considered the War on Terror to be a brand name, which I have signified by referring to it as ‘WoT®’. I guess the brand is just not selling in the UK anymore. I predict the US s well will rebrand its antiterrorism efforts aunder the next, Democratic, administration.

Journal of parapolitics, intelligence and State Research: “Lobster was first published in 1983. It investigates state espionage, government conspiracies, the abuse of governmental power, and the influence of the intelligence and security agencies on contemporary history and politics.

If you generally accept the government line, that there is a ‘national interest’, and believe what you read in the newspapers, then Lobster is probably not for you.” Originating in the UK, Lobster, requires a paid subscription, but there are a number of free articles to whet your appetite at the site.

Rummaging in the Governments attic makes available “materials unavailable elsewhere”, obtained via the Freedom of Information Act.

And Get My FBI File “helps you generate the letters you need to send to the FBI to get a copy of your own FBI file. We can help you get your files from other “three-letter agencies” (CIA, NSA, DIA, …) too. It’s quick, it’s easy, and best of all, it’s free!”

I was assked to write an “Ask the Doctor” newspaper column in my community in response to a reader question about whether there really is such a thing as “Winter Blues.” Here is my first draft of a response. What do you think?

For millennia, humans have reacted with discomfort to the waning of the light and the shortening of the days as we slide into winter each year. It is no accident that many, if not most, cultures have a celebration of rebirth and affirmation of hope around the winter solstice. When we lived closer to nature, there was arguably nothing wrong with ramping down, reducing activity and conserving energy and resources to get through the cold dark nights, to which one writer has referred as “winterizing the soul”. Even if not an annual event for most people, the “winter blues” are common – and distressing. Going to ground, slowing down the pace and enjoying quietude can cause tensions in a modern non-agrarian society that expects activity, outwardness and productivity with no regard to seasonal rhythms. Beyond the biological factors, of course, the wintertime may be hard for other, strictly emotional reasons. Many people have a difficult time around the holidays, which are supposed to be so warm and congenial for us all but often are anything but.

Beyond just feeling down, however, an estimated 15 million Americans experience a full-blown medical syndrome called seasonal affective disorder (SAD) during the colder, shorter days of winter. Most SAD sufferers experience normal mental health through much of the year but experience wintertime symptoms including depression, social withdrawal, excessive sleeping, overeating and weight gain, difficulty with motivation and energy and problems taking care of themselves and those for whom they are responsible . SAD may be severe enough to require psychiatric hospitalization. Women tend to report the condition far more than men, reflecting either hormonal issues or men’s greater reluctance to admit to feeling down.

Seasonal mood variations are believed to be biologically related to decreased light exposure. They vary with the latitude, with higher incidence in the Scandinavian countries and Arctic regions, and also with the typical degree of cloud cover in an area’s climate. Many sufferers can extinguish their symptoms with lifestyle measures such as increased exercise and outdoor activity, especially on sunny days. Light therapy, with specially designed lights many times brighter than normal indoor lighting, is perhaps the most effective specific treatment. Many patients, however, stop the treatment because of the inconvenience, since they must sit close to the light with their eyes open for 30-60 minutes at a consistent time of day each day. Benefits are often apparent only after several weeks. Many antidepressants have also been shown to be beneficial in serious SAD symptoms.

The vulnerability to SAD may be at least partly genetic, and it may be genetically related to manic depressive illness (bipolar disorder), as it tends to cluster in the same families. In fact, some psychiatrists consider SAD (as well as postpartum and perimenstrual mood disorders in women) to be a form of bipolar disorder, which may lead to treatment with lithium or other mood stabilizers.

Stephen Zunes is the Foreign Policy In Focus Middle East editor. He is a professor of politics at the University of San Francisco and the author of Tinderbox: U.S. Middle East Policy and the Roots of Terrorism (Common Courage Press, 2003).

Everyone knows that mentally ill patients who meet certain criteria can be committed involuntarily to psychiatric hospitals. But is outpatient commitment an idea with a future?

Make this a New Year’s resolution?

Helping Her Children Transcend the Intense, Unpredictable, and Volatile Relationship: This book, by Christine Ann Lawson, prompted my thinking when it appeared on another behavioral health practitioner‘s best-of-2007 list. In my own career, grappling with the borderline concept has been a crucial and controversial struggle. I am convinced that the borderline personality structure is a pervasive condition of our time and a hidden cause of much suffering. Ironically, there is a taboo more powerful than nearly any other against discussing it openly in mental health fields. This is because diagnosing someone with the disorder has come to be seen as pejorative and clinically useless. One esteemed American psychiatrist gave a talk to new trainees that was all the rage on the grand rounds circuits for awhile, titled something like “The Beginning of Wisdom: Stop Diagnosing Your Patients as Borderline.” I emphatically disagree, and give the name to the thing whenever I see it, often met with embarrassed silence from colleagues. I will not say they are always merely politically correct and wrong to be uncomfortable, but that is often the case.

A recurrent theme here in FmH, it is true, is the damage that incorrect diagnosis can cause, but let us not throw the baby out with the bathwater. The reason to be apprehensive when diagnosing someone with this seemingly pejorative term is that it is often done in a knee-jerk fashion, based only on our feeling averse or hateful toward a patient who paralyzes us with their neediness, offends us with their manipulativeness, and stings us with their rage. All of these are attributes of the borderline, and in the craft of mental health we must use ourselves as a diagnostic instrument and our reactions to people as evidence about them… but only if we are clear about what it is that they bring to an interaction and what it is that we bring. If we diagnose only on the basis of our gut-level reactions to a patient, we are always vulnerable to the possibility that our slips are showing — that we have revealed only our prejudices and foibles as human beings rather than using our best interpersonal skills as clinicians. We do the latter when we remember to diagnose and formulate our patients in a responsible and systematic way, employing but also transcending our gut-reactions.

Here are diagnostic criteria for the boderline personality disorder, from the ‘bible’ of psychiatric diagnostics, the DSM-IV of the American Psychiatric Association:

A pervasive pattern of instability of interpersonal relationships, self-image, and affects, and marked impulsivity beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

(1) frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-mutilating behavior covered in Criterion 5.

(2) a pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation.

(3) identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image of sense of self

(4) impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., spending, sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-mutilating behavior covered in Criterion 5.

(5) recurrent suicidal behaviors, gestures, or threats, or self-mutilating behavior

(6) affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability, or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days)

(7) chronic feelings of emptiness

(8) inappropriate, intense anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights)

(9) transient, stress-related paranoid ideation or severe dissociative symptoms

So why is the borderline concept important? Patients only come to our attention, and get diagnosed with the disorder, when their pathology is dramatically disturbing to themselves or those around them (usually when criterion 5, self-destructiveness, manifests itself). Modern psychiatric diagnostics are descriptive; they depend on observation of outward manifestations and behaviors, i.e. symptoms. There is a deeper, classical tradition in psychology and psychiatry of formulation, i.e. using the outward manifestations to understand a person’s inward dynamics, the forces that make them do business with the world as they do, the construction of their selves. The diagnostic criteria are only the outward manifestations of a core, damaged, way of being and interacting.

I am convinced that many are walking around with damaged selves in the manner the borderline concept gets at, and that that damage is intimately related to the conditions of modern life which facilitate exploitative, unempathic relationships between people — the erosion of personal freedom, the refinement of authoritarian control by the political and corporate forces dominating us, the atomization of family and community, the loss of contact with our personal and cultural heritages as well as our connection with the natural world and our biological selves, the lost arts of forgiveness and apology in modern life. I am convinced that the borderline way of being is at the root of the self-perpetuating cycle through which damage is done to children by narcissistic childrearing; that children raised that way, in turn, raise their own children in a similar way. This is a central means of understanding and explaining the pervasive and inexorable way in which the victim becomes the perpetrator and the crippling of the capacity for mutuality and empathy in modern relationships. The borderline construction of the self, conceptualized in this broader way, is in many ways at the root of modern violence. The brilliant but largely neglected psychological writer, Alice Miller, campaigned against the damage done by broken childrearing practices in a series of books several decades ago, epitomizing our understanding of these processes. Crucially, she recognized our failure to address these issues as a core betrayal of our children. Similarly, I recognize the political correctness that makes us reluctant to use the borderline concept a core betrayal of our patients.

There are additional reasons the borderline personality disorder diagnosis has been seen as inappropriate and politically incorrect. First, it is particularly susceptible to what we call “medical student syndrome”, in which an inexperienced or fledgling clinician reading a list of diagnostic criteria for a condition easily sees the disorder in themselves or those near and dear to them. Subjectivity needs to be tempered with sophistication to make this call responsibly and accurately. Indeed, the core narcissism of our society damages all our selves, so that there is something there to recognize. But it is complicated to understand the implications and subtleties of the borderline formulation.

Also, the borderline notion as commonly employed is gender-biased, rarely applied to men. It is important to recognize that the effects of narcissistic damage in raising boys manifests differently but no less profoundly. Formulating rather than diagnosing (understanding the inward construction of the self rather than how many descriptive criteria a patient meets) can help us to help our male patients as well.

Taking the effort to help my patients understand the borderline concept would in fact be little more than pejorative if it merely condemned them to going through life with a damaged self. Modern psychiatric medicine, focused almost exclusively on biological factors and quick fixes through pharmacology, offers temporary symptom amelioration at best to someone who is living with the implications of a borderline personality structure. I am not going to make this essay a treatise on borderline treatment, but suffice it to say that many of us who still understand the value of psychodynamic formulation and of healing patients through entering into longer-term instrumental relationships with them, talking with them, know that, with a concerted, informed and careful treatment approach, the borderline state is remediable. It is clear that there is decreasing support for this effort both from within the current paradigm of mental health care and, certainly, from the insurance carriers who manage care delivery through bestowing and withholding reimbursement in accordance with unfair and ill-informed notions of what is worth paying for. To my way of thinking, it is centrally important to my patients to help them to understand and forgive what was done to them and empower them to govern their own behavior differently. And centrally important to empower the current generation of therapists and social critics to continue to subvert the dominant paradigm.

This, my annual New Year’s post, is a tradition I started on FmH years ago:

I once ran across a January 1st Boston Globe article compiling folkloric beliefs about what to do, what to eat, etc. on New Year’s Day to bring good fortune for the year to come. I’ve regretted since — I usually think of it around once a year (grin) — not clipping out and saving the article. Especially since we’ve had children, I’m interested in enduring traditions that go beyond getting drunk [although some comment that this is a profound enactment of the interdigitation of chaos and order appropriate to the New Year’s celebration — FmH], watching the bowl games and making resolutions.

A web search brought me this, less elaborate than what I recall from the Globe but to the same point. It is weighted toward eating traditions, which is odd because, unlike most other major holidays, the celebration of New Year’s in 21st century America does not seem to be centered at all around thinking about what we eat (except in the sense of the traditional weight-loss resolutions!) and certainly not around a festive meal. But…

Traditionally, it was thought that one could affect the luck they would have throughout the coming year by what they did or ate on the first day of the year. For that reason, it has become common for folks to celebrate the first few minutes of a brand new year in the company of family and friends. Parties often last into the middle of the night after the ringing in of a new year. It was once believed that the first visitor on New Year’s Day would bring either good luck or bad luck the rest of the year. It was particularly lucky if that visitor happened to be a tall dark-haired man.

“Traditional New Year foods are also thought to bring luck. Many cultures believe that anything in the shape of a ring is good luck, because it symbolizes “coming full circle,” completing a year’s cycle. For that reason, the Dutch believe that eating donuts on New Year’s Day will bring good fortune.

“Many parts of the U.S. celebrate the new year by consuming black-eyed peas. These legumes are typically accompanied by either hog jowls or ham. Black-eyed peas and other legumes have been considered good luck in many cultures. The hog, and thus its meat, is considered lucky because it symbolizes prosperity. Cabbage is another ‘good luck’ vegetable that is consumed on New Year’s Day by many. Cabbage leaves are also considered a sign of prosperity, being representative of paper currency. In some regions, rice is a lucky food that is eaten on New Year’s Day.”

The further north one travels in the British Isles, the more the year-end festivities focus on New Year’s. The Scottish observance of Hogmanay has many elements of warming heart and hearth, welcoming strangers and making a good beginning:

“Three cornered biscuits called hogmanays are eaten. Other special foods are: wine, ginger cordial, cheese, bread, shortbread, oatcake, carol or carl cake, currant loaf, and a pastry called scones. After sunset people collect juniper and water to purify the home. Divining rituals are done according to the directions of the winds, which are assigned their own colors. First Footing:The first person who comes to the door on midnight New Year’s Eve should be a dark-haired or dark-complected man with gifts for luck. Seeing a cat, dog, woman, red-head or beggar is unlucky. The person brings a gift (handsel) of coal or whiskey to ensure prosperity in the New Year. Mummer’s Plays are also performed. The actors called the White Boys of Yule are all dressed in white, except for one dressed as the devil in black. It is bad luck to engage in marriage proposals, break glass, spin flax, sweep or carry out rubbish on New Year’s Eve.”

Here’s why we clink our glasses when we drink our New Year’s toasts, no matter where we are. Of course, sometimes the midnight cacophony is louder than just clinking glassware, to create a ‘devil-chasing din’.

In Georgia, eat black eyed peas and turnip greens on New Year’s Day for luck and prosperity in the year to come, supposedly because they symbolize coppers and currency. Hoppin’ John, a concoction of peas, onion, bacon and rice, is also a southern New Year’s tradition, as is wearing yellow to find true love (in Peru, yellow underwear, apparently!) or carrying silver for prosperity. In some instances, a dollar bill is thrown in with the other ingredients of the New Year’s meal to bring prosperity. In Greece, there is a traditional New Year’s Day sweetbread with a silver coin baked into it. All guests get a slice of the bread and whoever receives the slice with the coin is destined for good fortune for the year. At Italian tables, lentils, oranges and olives are served. The lentils, looking like coins, will bring prosperity; the oranges are for love; and the olives, symbolic of the wealth of the land, represent good fortune for the year to come.

A New Year’s meal in Norway also includes dried cod, “lutefisk.” The Pennsylvania Dutch make sure to include sauerkraut in their holiday meal, also for prosperity.

In Spain, you would cram twelve grapes in your mouth at midnight, one each time the clock chimed, for good luck for the twelve months to come. (If any of the grapes happens to be sour, the corresponding month will not be one of your most fortunate in the coming year.) The U. S. version of this custom, for some reason, involves standing on a chair as you pop the grapes. In Denmark, jumping off a chair at the stroke of midnight signifies leaping into the New Year. In Rio, you would be plunging into the sea en masse at midnight, wearing white and bearing offerings. In many northern hemisphere cities near bodies of water, they will have a tradition of people plunging into the cold water on New Year’s Day. The Coney Island Polar Bears Club in New York is the oldest cold-water swimming club in the United States. They have had groups of people enter the chilly surf since 1903.

Ecuadorian families make scarecrows stuffed with newspaper and firecrackers and place them outside their homes. The dummies represent misfortunes of the prior year, which are then burned in effigy at the stroke of midnight to forget the old year. Bolivian families make beautiful little wood or straw dolls to hang outside their homes on New Year’s Eve to bring good luck.

In China, homes are cleaned spotless to appease the Kitchen God, and papercuttings of red paper are hung in the windows to scare away evil spirits who might enter the house and bring misfortune. Large papier mache dragon heads with long fabric bodies are maneuvered through the streets during the Dragon Dance festival, and families open their front doors to let the dragon bring good luck into their homes. The Indian Diwali festival, welcoming in the autumnal season, also involves attracting good fortune with lights. Children make small clay lamps, dipas, thousands of which might adorn a given home. In Thailand, one pours fragrant water over the hands of elders on New Year’s Day to show them respect.

Elsewhere:

• a stack of pancakes for the New Year’s breakfast in France.
• banging on friends’ doors in Denmark to “smash in” the New Year, where it is also a good sign to find your doorstep heaped with broken dishes on New Year’s morning. Old dishes are saved all years to throw at your friends’ homes on New Year’s Eve.
• going in the front door and out the back door at midnight in Ireland.
• making sure the First Footer, the first person through your door in the New Year in Scotland, is a tall dark haired visitor.
• water out the window at midnight in Puerto Rico rids the home of evil spirits.
• cleanse your soul in Japan at the New Year by listening to a gong tolling 108 times, one for every sin
• it is Swiss good luck to let a drop of cream fall on the floor on New Year’s Day.
• Belgian farmers wish their animals a Happy New Year for blessings.
• In Germany and Austria, lead pouring” (das Bleigießen) is an old divining practice using molten lead like tea leaves. A small amount of lead is melted in a tablespoon (by holding a flame under the spoon) and then poured into a bowl or bucket of water. The resulting pattern is interpreted to predict the coming year. For instance, if the lead forms a ball (der Ball), that means luck will roll your way. The shape of an anchor (der Anker) means help in need. But a cross (das Kreuz) signifies death.
• “It’s a bit bizarre when you think about it. A short British cabaret sketch from the 1920s has become a German New Year’s tradition. Yet, although The 90th Birthday or Dinner for One is a famous cult classic in Germany and several other European countries, it is virtually unknown in the English-speaking world, including Britain, its birthplace.”

Some history; documentation of observance of the new year dates back at least 4000 years to the Babylonians, who also made the first new year’s resolutions (reportedly voews to return borrowed farm equipment were very popular), although their holiday was observed at the vernal equinox. The Babylonian festivities lasted eleven days, each day with its own particular mode of celebration. The traditional Persian Norouz festival of spring continues to be considered the advent of the new year among Persians, Kurds and other peoples throughout Central Asia, and dates back at least 3000 years, deeply rooted in Zooastrian traditions.Modern Bahá’í’s celebrate Norouz (“Naw Ruz”) as the end of a Nineteen Day Fast. Rosh Hashanah (“head of the year”), the Jewish New Year, the first day of the lunar month of Tishri, falls between September and early October. Muslim New Year is the first day of Muharram, and Chinese New Year falls between Jan. 10th and Feb. 19th of the Gregorian calendar.

The classical Roman New Year’s celebration was also in the spring although the calendar went out of synchrony with the sun. January 1st became the first day of the year by proclamation of the Roman Senate in 153 BC, reinforced even more strongly when Julius Caesar established what came to be known as the Julian calendar in 46 BC. The early Christian Church condemned new year’s festivities as pagan but created parallel festivities concurrently. New Year’s Day is still observed as the Feast of Christ’s Circumcision in some denominations. Church opposition to a new year’s observance reasserted itself during the Middle Ages, and Western nations have only celebrated January 1 as a holidy for about the last 400 years. The custom of New Year’s gift exchange among Druidic pagans in 7th century Flanders was deplored by Saint Eligius, who warned them, “[Do not] make vetulas, [little figures of the Old Woman], little deer or iotticos or set tables [for the house-elf] at night or exchange New Year gifts or supply superfluous drinks [another Yule custom].” (Wikipedia)

The tradition of the New Year’s Baby signifying the new year began with the Greek tradition of parading a baby in a basket during the Dionysian rites celebrating the annual rebirth of that god as a symbol of fertility. The baby was also a symbol of rebirth among early Egyptians. Again, the Church was forced to modify its denunciation of the practice as pagan because of the popularity of the rebirth symbolism, finally allowing its members to cellebrate the new year with a baby although assimilating it to a celebration of the birth of the baby Jesus. The addition of Father Time (the “Old Year”) wearing a sash across his chest withthe previous year on it, and the banner carried or worn by the New Year’s Baby, immigrated from Germany. Interestingly, January 1st is not a legal holiday in Israel, officially because of its historic origins as a Christian feast day.

Auld Lang Syne (literally ‘old long ago’ in the Scottish dialect) is sung or played at the stroke of midnight throughout the English-speaking world (although I prefer George Harrison’s “Ring Out the Old”). Versions of the song have been part of the New Year’s festivities since the 17th century but Robert Burns was inspired to compose a modern rendition, which was published after his death in 1796. (It took Guy Lombardo, however, to make it popular…)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

Here’s how to wish someone a Happy New Year around the world:

• Arabic: Kul ‘aam u antum salimoun
• Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo means “Good Parties and Happy New Year”
• Chinese: Chu Shen Tan
• Czechoslavakia: Scastny Novy Rok
• Dutch: Gullukkig Niuw Jaar
• Finnish: Onnellista Uutta Vuotta
• French: Bonne Annee
• German: Prosit Neujahr
• Greek: Eftecheezmaenos o Kaenooryos hronos
• Hebrew: L’Shannah Tovah Tikatevu
• Hindi: Niya Saa Moobaarak
• Irish (Gaelic): Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit
• Italian: Buon Capodanno
• Khmer: Sua Sdei tfnam tmei
• Laotian: Sabai dee pee mai
• Polish: Szczesliwego Nowego Roku
• Portuguese: Feliz Ano Novo
• Russian: S Novim Godom
• Serbo-Croatian: Scecna nova godina
• Spanish: Feliz Ano Neuvo
• Prospero Ano Nuevo
• Turkish: Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
• Vietnamese: Cung-Chuc Tan-Xuan

However you’re going to celebrate, my warmest wishes for the year to come… and eat hearty! [thanks to Bruce Umbaugh for research assistance]

This, my annual New Year’s post, is a tradition I started on FmH years ago:

I once ran across a January 1st Boston Globe article compiling folkloric beliefs about what to do, what to eat, etc. on New Year’s Day to bring good fortune for the year to come. I’ve regretted since — I usually think of it around once a year (grin) — not clipping out and saving the article. Especially since we’ve had children, I’m interested in enduring traditions that go beyond getting drunk [although some comment that this is a profound enactment of the interdigitation of chaos and order appropriate to the New Year’s celebration — FmH], watching the bowl games and making resolutions.

A web search brought me this, less elaborate than what I recall from the Globe but to the same point. It is weighted toward eating traditions, which is odd because, unlike most other major holidays, the celebration of New Year’s in 21st century America does not seem to be centered at all around thinking about what we eat (except in the sense of the traditional weight-loss resolutions!) and certainly not around a festive meal. But…

Traditionally, it was thought that one could affect the luck they would have throughout the coming year by what they did or ate on the first day of the year. For that reason, it has become common for folks to celebrate the first few minutes of a brand new year in the company of family and friends. Parties often last into the middle of the night after the ringing in of a new year. It was once believed that the first visitor on New Year’s Day would bring either good luck or bad luck the rest of the year. It was particularly lucky if that visitor happened to be a tall dark-haired man.

“Traditional New Year foods are also thought to bring luck. Many cultures believe that anything in the shape of a ring is good luck, because it symbolizes “coming full circle,” completing a year’s cycle. For that reason, the Dutch believe that eating donuts on New Year’s Day will bring good fortune.

“Many parts of the U.S. celebrate the new year by consuming black-eyed peas. These legumes are typically accompanied by either hog jowls or ham. Black-eyed peas and other legumes have been considered good luck in many cultures. The hog, and thus its meat, is considered lucky because it symbolizes prosperity. Cabbage is another ‘good luck’ vegetable that is consumed on New Year’s Day by many. Cabbage leaves are also considered a sign of prosperity, being representative of paper currency. In some regions, rice is a lucky food that is eaten on New Year’s Day.”

The further north one travels in the British Isles, the more the year-end festivities focus on New Year’s. The Scottish observance of Hogmanay has many elements of warming heart and hearth, welcoming strangers and making a good beginning:

“Three cornered biscuits called hogmanays are eaten. Other special foods are: wine, ginger cordial, cheese, bread, shortbread, oatcake, carol or carl cake, currant loaf, and a pastry called scones. After sunset people collect juniper and water to purify the home. Divining rituals are done according to the directions of the winds, which are assigned their own colors. First Footing:The first person who comes to the door on midnight New Year’s Eve should be a dark-haired or dark-complected man with gifts for luck. Seeing a cat, dog, woman, red-head or beggar is unlucky. The person brings a gift (handsel) of coal or whiskey to ensure prosperity in the New Year. Mummer’s Plays are also performed. The actors called the White Boys of Yule are all dressed in white, except for one dressed as the devil in black. It is bad luck to engage in marriage proposals, break glass, spin flax, sweep or carry out rubbish on New Year’s Eve.”

Here’s why we clink our glasses when we drink our New Year’s toasts, no matter where we are. Of course, sometimes the midnight cacophony is louder than just clinking glassware, to create a ‘devil-chasing din’.

In Georgia, eat black eyed peas and turnip greens on New Year’s Day for luck and prosperity in the year to come, supposedly because they symbolize coppers and currency. Hoppin’ John, a concoction of peas, onion, bacon and rice, is also a southern New Year’s tradition, as is wearing yellow to find true love (in Peru, yellow underwear, apparently!) or carrying silver for prosperity. In some instances, a dollar bill is thrown in with the other ingredients of the New Year’s meal to bring prosperity. In Greece, there is a traditional New Year’s Day sweetbread with a silver coin baked into it. All guests get a slice of the bread and whoever receives the slice with the coin is destined for good fortune for the year. At Italian tables, lentils, oranges and olives are served. The lentils, looking like coins, will bring prosperity; the oranges are for love; and the olives, symbolic of the wealth of the land, represent good fortune for the year to come.

A New Year’s meal in Norway also includes dried cod, “lutefisk.” The Pennsylvania Dutch make sure to include sauerkraut in their holiday meal, also for prosperity.

In Spain, you would cram twelve grapes in your mouth at midnight, one each time the clock chimed, for good luck for the twelve months to come. (If any of the grapes happens to be sour, the corresponding month will not be one of your most fortunate in the coming year.) The U. S. version of this custom, for some reason, involves standing on a chair as you pop the grapes. In Denmark, jumping off a chair at the stroke of midnight signifies leaping into the New Year. In Rio, you would be plunging into the sea en masse at midnight, wearing white and bearing offerings. In many northern hemisphere cities near bodies of water, they will have a tradition of people plunging into the cold water on New Year’s Day. The Coney Island Polar Bears Club in New York is the oldest cold-water swimming club in the United States. They have had groups of people enter the chilly surf since 1903.

Ecuadorian families make scarecrows stuffed with newspaper and firecrackers and place them outside their homes. The dummies represent misfortunes of the prior year, which are then burned in effigy at the stroke of midnight to forget the old year. Bolivian families make beautiful little wood or straw dolls to hang outside their homes on New Year’s Eve to bring good luck.

In China, homes are cleaned spotless to appease the Kitchen God, and papercuttings of red paper are hung in the windows to scare away evil spirits who might enter the house and bring misfortune. Large papier mache dragon heads with long fabric bodies are maneuvered through the streets during the Dragon Dance festival, and families open their front doors to let the dragon bring good luck into their homes. The Indian Diwali festival, welcoming in the autumnal season, also involves attracting good fortune with lights. Children make small clay lamps, dipas, thousands of which might adorn a given home. In Thailand, one pours fragrant water over the hands of elders on New Year’s Day to show them respect.

Elsewhere:

• a stack of pancakes for the New Year’s breakfast in France.
• banging on friends’ doors in Denmark to “smash in” the New Year, where it is also a good sign to find your doorstep heaped with broken dishes on New Year’s morning. Old dishes are saved all years to throw at your friends’ homes on New Year’s Eve.
• going in the front door and out the back door at midnight in Ireland.
• making sure the First Footer, the first person through your door in the New Year in Scotland, is a tall dark haired visitor.
• water out the window at midnight in Puerto Rico rids the home of evil spirits.
• cleanse your soul in Japan at the New Year by listening to a gong tolling 108 times, one for every sin
• it is Swiss good luck to let a drop of cream fall on the floor on New Year’s Day.
• Belgian farmers wish their animals a Happy New Year for blessings.
• In Germany and Austria, lead pouring” (das Bleigießen) is an old divining practice using molten lead like tea leaves. A small amount of lead is melted in a tablespoon (by holding a flame under the spoon) and then poured into a bowl or bucket of water. The resulting pattern is interpreted to predict the coming year. For instance, if the lead forms a ball (der Ball), that means luck will roll your way. The shape of an anchor (der Anker) means help in need. But a cross (das Kreuz) signifies death.
• “It’s a bit bizarre when you think about it. A short British cabaret sketch from the 1920s has become a German New Year’s tradition. Yet, although The 90th Birthday or Dinner for One is a famous cult classic in Germany and several other European countries, it is virtually unknown in the English-speaking world, including Britain, its birthplace.”

Some history; documentation of observance of the new year dates back at least 4000 years to the Babylonians, who also made the first new year’s resolutions (reportedly voews to return borrowed farm equipment were very popular), although their holiday was observed at the vernal equinox. The Babylonian festivities lasted eleven days, each day with its own particular mode of celebration. The traditional Persian Norouz festival of spring continues to be considered the advent of the new year among Persians, Kurds and other peoples throughout Central Asia, and dates back at least 3000 years, deeply rooted in Zooastrian traditions.Modern Bahá’í’s celebrate Norouz (“Naw Ruz”) as the end of a Nineteen Day Fast. Rosh Hashanah (“head of the year”), the Jewish New Year, the first day of the lunar month of Tishri, falls between September and early October. Muslim New Year is the first day of Muharram, and Chinese New Year falls between Jan. 10th and Feb. 19th of the Gregorian calendar.

The classical Roman New Year’s celebration was also in the spring although the calendar went out of synchrony with the sun. January 1st became the first day of the year by proclamation of the Roman Senate in 153 BC, reinforced even more strongly when Julius Caesar established what came to be known as the Julian calendar in 46 BC. The early Christian Church condemned new year’s festivities as pagan but created parallel festivities concurrently. New Year’s Day is still observed as the Feast of Christ’s Circumcision in some denominations. Church opposition to a new year’s observance reasserted itself during the Middle Ages, and Western nations have only celebrated January 1 as a holidy for about the last 400 years. The custom of New Year’s gift exchange among Druidic pagans in 7th century Flanders was deplored by Saint Eligius, who warned them, “[Do not] make vetulas, [little figures of the Old Woman], little deer or iotticos or set tables [for the house-elf] at night or exchange New Year gifts or supply superfluous drinks [another Yule custom].” (Wikipedia)

The tradition of the New Year’s Baby signifying the new year began with the Greek tradition of parading a baby in a basket during the Dionysian rites celebrating the annual rebirth of that god as a symbol of fertility. The baby was also a symbol of rebirth among early Egyptians. Again, the Church was forced to modify its denunciation of the practice as pagan because of the popularity of the rebirth symbolism, finally allowing its members to cellebrate the new year with a baby although assimilating it to a celebration of the birth of the baby Jesus. The addition of Father Time (the “Old Year”) wearing a sash across his chest withthe previous year on it, and the banner carried or worn by the New Year’s Baby, immigrated from Germany. Interestingly, January 1st is not a legal holiday in Israel, officially because of its historic origins as a Christian feast day.

Auld Lang Syne (literally ‘old long ago’ in the Scottish dialect) is sung or played at the stroke of midnight throughout the English-speaking world (although I prefer George Harrison’s “Ring Out the Old”). Versions of the song have been part of the New Year’s festivities since the 17th century but Robert Burns was inspired to compose a modern rendition, which was published after his death in 1796. (It took Guy Lombardo, however, to make it popular…)

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
And here’s a hand, my trusty friend
And gie’s a hand o’ thine
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

Here’s how to wish someone a Happy New Year around the world:

• Arabic: Kul ‘aam u antum salimoun
• Brazilian: Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo means “Good Parties and Happy New Year”
• Chinese: Chu Shen Tan
• Czechoslavakia: Scastny Novy Rok
• Dutch: Gullukkig Niuw Jaar
• Finnish: Onnellista Uutta Vuotta
• French: Bonne Annee
• German: Prosit Neujahr
• Greek: Eftecheezmaenos o Kaenooryos hronos
• Hebrew: L’Shannah Tovah Tikatevu
• Hindi: Niya Saa Moobaarak
• Irish (Gaelic): Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit
• Italian: Buon Capodanno
• Khmer: Sua Sdei tfnam tmei
• Laotian: Sabai dee pee mai
• Polish: Szczesliwego Nowego Roku
• Portuguese: Feliz Ano Novo
• Russian: S Novim Godom
• Serbo-Croatian: Scecna nova godina
• Spanish: Feliz Ano Neuvo
• Prospero Ano Nuevo
• Turkish: Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
• Vietnamese: Cung-Chuc Tan-Xuan

However you’re going to celebrate, my warmest wishes for the year to come… and eat hearty! [thanks to Bruce Umbaugh for research assistance]

Adapted from David Brake. These are the top 106 books most often marked as “unread” by LibraryThing’s users. Now, be honest. Bold what you have read, italicize those you started but couldn’t finish, strikethrough for books you have no desire to read, a question mark in front for books you never heard of and X in front of what you couldn’t stand. Add an asterisk to those you’ve read more than once. Underline those on your to-read list. Choose up to five favorites from among those you have read on the list and preface them with an exclamation point.

• Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
• Anna Karenina
• Crime and Punishment
• Catch-22
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• Wuthering Heights
• The Silmarillion
• Life of Pi : a novel
• The Name of the Rose
• Don Quixote
• ! Moby Dick *
• ! Ulysses *
• The Odyssey
• Pride and Prejudice
• Jane Eyre
• A Tale of Two Cities *
• The Brothers Karamazov
• Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
• War and Peace
• Vanity Fair
• The Time Traveler’s Wife
• The Iliad
• Emma
• ? The Blind Assassin
• The Kite Runner
• Mrs. Dalloway
• Great Expectations
• American Gods
• Atlas Shrugged
• Reading Lolita in Tehran: a memoir in books
• Memoirs of a Geisha
• Middlesex
• ! Quicksilver
• Wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
• The Canterbury Tales
• ? The Historian: a novel
• A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
• Love in the Time of Cholera
• Brave New World
• The Fountainhead
• Foucault’s Pendulum
• Middlemarch
• Frankenstein
• The Count of Monte Cristo
• Dracula
• A Clockwork Orange
• Anansi Boys
• The Once and Future King
• The Grapes of Wrath
• The Poisonwood Bible: a novel
• 1984 *
• Angels & Demons
• The Inferno
• The Satanic Verses
• Sense and Sensibility
• The Picture of Dorian Gray
• ? Mansfield Park
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
• To the Lighthouse
• Tess of the D’Urbervilles
• Oliver Twist
• Gulliver’s Travels
• Les Misérables
• The Corrections
• The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
• The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
• Dune
• The Prince
• The Sound and the Fury
• Angela’s Ashes : A Memoir
• The God of Small Things
• A People’s History of the United States: 1492-present
• Cryptonomicon
• Neverwhere
• A Confederacy of Dunces
• A Short History of Nearly Everything
• Dubliners
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• Beloved
• Slaughterhouse-Five
• The Scarlet Letter
• Eats, Shoots & Leaves
• The Mists of Avalon
• Oryx and Crake: a novel
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Cloud Atlas
• The Confusion
• Lolita
• Persuasion
• ? Northanger Abbey
• The Catcher in the Rye
• On the Road
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• Freakonomics: a Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything
• ! Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
• The Aeneid
• Watership Down
• Gravity’s Rainbow
• The Hobbit
• White Teeth
• Treasure Island
• David Copperfield

Please place a comment below if you are spreading the meme onward by posting your list on your site.

Scroll down this 12/14/07 Lewiston Tribune front page to the photo of Michael Millhouse trimming some shop windows with Christmas cheer. Think he’s pleased to make the front page? Think again, since the Tribune also reproduced on that same front page (scroll down abit further) a surveillance photo of a man lifting a woman’s wallet from the counter of a convenience store earlier in the week. Too bad he was wearing the same coat, and that police noticed the similarity. Millhouse was nabbed for the crime… [.pdf via VSL]

“A very public feud between two philosophers involving damning book reviews, professional roastings and personal slights shows how bitter, unforgiving – and unwittingly hilarious – academic spats can be…” (Guardian.UK thanks to walker)

“…the year that media-savvy lunatics took over the asylum” (Salon)

“Investigators are trying to establish how a tiger escaped from its grotto at San Francisco Zoo and attacked three visitors, killing one.” (BBC) They don’t consider the possibility that the three young male victims had played a foolhardy part in letting the tiger out.

Please do not miss this, say the stargazers at Spaceweather.com: “Tonight, just after sunset, the full Moon and Mars will rise in the east less than 2o apart. These are the two brightest objects in the evening sky; hanging so close together, they’ll look absolutely dynamite. Bundle up and look…”

Please do not miss this, say the stargazers at Spaceweather.com: “Tonight, just after sunset, the full Moon and Mars will rise in the east less than 2o apart. These are the two brightest objects in the evening sky; hanging so close together, they’ll look absolutely dynamite. Bundle up and look…”

I wish I knew where some of these places were . I wish, at least, I was a friend of someone living in one of these places and got invited to visit…

…the following records destroyed in the 3rd floor fire: (Daily Kos)

(World Topix) thanks to walker

Sad news for the fantasist and his fans: “Folks,

I would have liked to keep this one quiet for a little while, but because of upcoming conventions and of course the need to keep my publishers informed, it seems to me unfair to withhold the news. I have been diagnosed with a very rare form of early
onset Alzheimer’s, which lay behind this year’s phantom ‘stroke’.

We are taking it fairly philosophically down here and possibly with a mild optimism. For now work is continuing on the completion of Nation and the basic notes are already being laid down for Unseen Academicals. All other things being equal, I
expect to meet most current and, as far as possible, future commitments but will discuss things with the various organisers. Frankly, I would prefer it if people kept things cheerful, because I think there’s time for at least a few more books yet :o)

— Terry Pratchett

PS I would just like to draw attention to everyone reading the above that this should be interpreted as ‘I am not dead’. I will, of course, be dead at some future point, as will everybody else. For me, this maybe further off than you think – it’s too soon to tell. I know it’s a very human thing to say ‘Is there anything I can do’, but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry.”