San Francisco man becomes first American to grasp significance of irony. herdofsheep.com [via David Brake]
Day: June 14, 2001
A Bit About Words — the columnist considers recent objections to something I do in my writing, the use of ‘they’ for a gender-neutral third person singular pronoun. “Since feminist writers drew our attention to the fact that the English language has
deeply ingrained male-biased conventions, those of us with a conscience have tried to find a way of compensating for our lack of a pronoun which applies
equally to male or female referents.” I believe that such sensitivity is important, and that the form as well as the content of good writing can be consciousness-raising. I’ve considered and rejected other proposed alternatives as less preferable to ‘they’. Surprisingly, the objection that this use of ‘they’ is an inelegant modernism is countered in this essay with examples of this usage by preeminent English-language writers dating back five centuries. [via Daily Dean] And more commentary on linguistic artifice. This time from Safire, about, er, archers [via metaforage]
Power failure here in Brookline, Mass. last evening. It hit the neighborhood sometime before we got home from playing in the sprinklers in the park on the first really hot day of the summer season. The power wasn’t restored ’til sometime after 4 a.m. this morning, my laptop’s batteries were run down, I’m not up to wireless posts from my Palm device yet. And, anyway, we liked playing in the dark. That’s why you got no new entries here yesterday.
“Arguably the most interesting and disturbing program on cable television these days…” “A disembodied
late-middle-aged face dominates your tv screen: expressionless
dark eyes under a huge forehead, mouth pursed in what’s either a
smile or a grimace–you never know…. it never
leaves the screen and its expression never changes. … The show’s other component is the soundtrack, which consists of
relentless stream-of-consciousness monologues… in a central or eastern
European accent, against a disturbing ambiance of
satanic-industrial clangings and wind-tunnel moanings.” NY Press [via Robot Wisdom]
Huntington’s disease: Italian discovery may suggest a new approach for developing therapies: “Like a good parent, a protein called huntingtin helps to safeguard key nerve cells in the brain. When the huntingtin protein is defective, however,
certain neurons can become damaged, resulting in Huntington’s Disease, a debilitating and fatal form of brain degeneration characterized by
physical, mental and emotional disturbances.” EurekAlert!
The biggest beat of all: “If you’re really into dance music, you probably know two-step garage. If you’re not — if the difference between house and techno seems like little more than
the punchline-ready distinction between country and western — maybe you’ve seen it referenced in a magazine. Maybe it meant something, or maybe you
just wrote it off as another example of dance music’s tendency to spit out new genre names as signifiers of readymade revolution. Either way, two-step is a
legitimately distinctive new style that owes a lot to drum ‘n’ bass and the futuristic minimalism that dominates American pop and R&B. But its debt extends
equally to every other strain of dance music that has cropped up in the past 25 years. Giddy disco, soulful house, mechanistic techno, rhythm-crazed
hardcore, bouncy Jamaican dancehall, big-bottomed Miami bass, gin-sipping G-funk, glitchy ambience — they’re all there.” Salon
The Budget Traveller’s Guide to Sleeping in Airports. “For travellers who are really on a budget and are looking for a way to skim a few bucks off their travelling expenses, why not consider sleeping
in an airport? Many airports are actually better than local lodging. And to top it off — it’s free! Your friends and family may look at you funny
when you return with your airport stories, but that’s only part of the fun.”
‘The More Things Change’ Dept: With Shiver of Fear, Russians Sense a Return to Police-State Ways. “It is not an easy thing to quantify, much less to prove.
But among intellectuals and activists here who advocate a
democratic Russia in the Western mode, a gnawing concern is
arising that the relative freedom from state surveillance and
restriction that citizens have relished in the last decade may be
drawing to a close.” What do you expect after choosing a former KGB officer who was director of the Federal
Security Service as President? At least here in the U.S. we’ve got a bumbling ne’er-do-well businessman instead… And:
China is conducting the largest crackdown on
Internet cafés since the Web came to the country, the Internet
edition of the Shenzhen Legal Daily reported Thursday… The crackdown hits the main way rural Chinese reach the web. International Herald Tribune
The Institute for War & Peace Reporting focuses on Central Asia, the Caucasus and the Balkans. The Sunday Times commented, “A blazing example of what online journalism should be, using a website’s freedom to set the agenda and its limitless space to explore the issues.”
Burning now an option to clean up ocean oil spills previously thought incombustible — Every time there’s been a major catastrophic oil spill, you could’ve found me wandering around with a numbed look (different from my usual numbed look) and wondering with anyone who would listen to me why they couldn’t dispose of the oil slick by igniting it. Now,
“…researchers have shown in laboratory experiments that some open water oil spills previously thought to be
incombustible potentially can be cleaned up via burning, the most efficient, rapid and environmentally friendly option…. When feasible, it is an
inexpensive technique that can have a very high efficiency of removal, possibly greater than 99 percent. The burning is very rapid and any
resulting ecological damage is less severe compared to conventional oil removal methods.However, the window of opportunity for using burning is often limited by wave and wind conditions and by the proximity of the spill to
populated areas. In addition, over time, oil spilled at sea becomes mixed with water forming an emulsion that is difficult or impossible to ignite.Now, Penn State researchers have widened the applicability of burning by showing that diesel fuel emulsions up to 80 percent water and crude
oil emulsions up to 35 percent water can be ignited. In laboratory experiments, they demonstrated that positioning an external radiant heat
source near the spill facilitates ignition. In addition, they have developed simple charts for use as a quick reference to determine the minimum
external heat source needed to facilitate burning.” EurekAlert!
Phil Jackson’s Book Club: “Nietzsche may not seem like typical bedside reading for Shaquille O’Neal, the NBA’s dominant center, but unorthodox Lakers coach Phil Jackson thinks
there’s something in Ecce Homo: How One Becomes What One Is to enrich Shaq’s game, both on and off the court. Jackson drives his team toward mastering
the spiritual and physical components of the game and each season supplies a recommended reading list to his team, matching a specific book–from
philosophy and biographies to mysteries and literary fiction–with each player and assistant coach. Phil Jackson shared his recommendations with
Amazon.com.”
Putting Digital Pen to Paper: “The president and CEO of Anoto wants to make sure you’ll
always have a digital copy of anything you write, even if
it’s on a Post-it note… By combining a digital pen with a
Bluetooth wireless radio link, a miniature
camera and a piece of paper marked with
a faint pattern of coordinates, (he) has developed a way to
record handwriting and transmit it as a
fax, e-mail message or a text message
via wireless phone or personal digital
assistant… ‘You will use this pen the way you use any
other pen. The only difference is that you will
always have a digital copy of anything you write.’ The Industry Standard
Q: How do you pass off a cancer-reducing
mobile add-on? “The cancer issue – quite rightly – won’t go away. For every study
concluding that phones pose no risk, there is another saying they
can cause brain tumours… The controversy continues over reports that mobile phone
manufacturers have patented cancer-reducing add-ons, when they
claim there is no risk to humans from the phones.” The Register
Since being mugged in Toronto
two years ago, his past has been a blank. And no one
has come forward to identify him. Is there anybody can tell me who I am?
“I, a person suffering from amnesia, in the City of Vancouver,”
begins one of the more unusual affidavits to come before the
Canadian courts in recent years. It was a statement of a man
who may or may not be 26, who may or may not be British, and
who may or may not be named Philip Staufen. All he knows, in
the words of the affidavit, is the following: “I am a white male,
Caucasian, about five feet, nine inches. I weigh 150lbs. I have no
visible marks on my body. I have no memory of any events prior
to waking up in the hospital in November of 1999.”The man stumbled into Toronto general hospital with a bloody
face, a damaged nose, a British accent with perhaps a hint of
Yorkshire in it, and very little else. No wallet, no identification
and no idea who he was. His hair was dyed blond and his
clothes were from brands available anywhere in the world, with
no identifying labels. When the hospital authorities insisted he
provide a date of birth and name, any name, before they could
treat him, he came up with the first name that flashed across his
mind, Philip Staufen, and the first date he could think of, June 7
1975.
The Guardian UK
New Cell Standard: Goodbye, WAP? “The world’s leading mobile phone makers and operators introduced an industry-wide initiative
Wednesday that they hope will bring true Internet functionality to next-generation cell phones and lay the
ghost of past failures.” Wired
Palm to split — official. The troubled company will rid itself of either its software or its hardware business, says CEO. He just won’t say which yet. And, dealing with the glut in inventory of existing models caused by the sudden downturn in the PDA market just as it rolled out a new range of products, Palm gave attendees at a developers’ conference in Orange County free wireless-enabled Palm VIIx’s and a free month’s subscription to Palm.net. The Register
Dr. Laura Does It Again, Offends Tourette’s Sufferers: “Poor Dr. Laura. The queen of talk-show
intolerance is learning — the hard way — that the
Internet will hold her accountable, one angry
bulletin board posting or e-mail after another.” ABC News
“Next time you use your StarTac,
remember Patrice Lumumba.
The full story behind the Congo’s
bloody mineral trade… Tantalum – the refined extract of Columbite-tantalite (coltan for short)- is a hot product. It’s used in everything
from mobile phones made by Nokia and Ericsson to computer chips made by Intel, according to the Industry Standard. The
Congo supplies 7% of the world’s tantalum, and demand is only growing. Almost all the Congolese tantalum comes from
rebel-controlled coltan mines where they maintain brutal control over the local population. According to the Industry
Standard, the rebels have earned millions of dollars from western technology companies who have so far done little to
avoid purchasing “conflict” tantalum. A recent UN report called the companies trading minerals in the Congo ‘the engines
of conflict in the DRC.’ ” NoLogo
Adbusters: July 4th — “Where yesterday flew the Stars-and-Stripes, today will fly the
Brands-and-Bands. Some will wave it at the head of parades, some will
swap it for Old Glory in front of the Wal-Mart or City Hall, some will unfurl
it from highway overpasses. Some have even promised to paint it on the
side of their houses.”