12 March 2000: latest of periodic journal entries from Sir Ian McKellan, describing his experiences on the set of the upcoming Lord of the Rings film, in which he plays Gandalf.

Review of John Colapinto’s As Nature Made Him. One of two twin infants in Winnipeg loses his penis as a result of a surgical mishap during their circumcision. His parents follow the advice of a controversial sex researcher and, with the aid of surgical castration and “a rigid programme of social, mental and hormonal conditioning,” raise him as a girl, in what is called “the first infant sex reassignment to be reported on a developmentally normal child.” The case “made medical history and was lauded as completely successful.” It was anything but.

Second Big Iceberg Breaks Off From Antarctica “…new iceberg lies to the north and east of Roosevelt Island and is 80 miles by 12 miles. The larger

iceberg is 183 miles by 23 miles, roughly the size of Jamaica.

…The researchers said it was not yet clear if the icebergs would pose a threat to shipping.

Researchers say large chunks are breaking off of Antarctica for several reasons,

some due to global warming.”

More about the Ugandan cult murders. Police report briefly detaining cult leaders in 1998 for “promoting poverty.” It appears that the murders followed the anger of cult members (who had been persuaded to give their property to the cult) when they were refused refunds they demanded because the world had not ended on December 31 as cult leaders had prophesized.

The Madness of ‘King George’: “The most

damaging charge against Bush is that he seems to want a

coronation, not a campaign. It provides a single explanation

for so many of Bush’s perceived shortcomings: his

unpreparedness on issues, hence the need for scripting; his

lament in January—January!—about being tired and wanting

to sleep in his own bed; his preference for formal speeches

over town meetings; his inaccessibility to the media. The

coronation metaphor can even be expanded to his earlier life,

lending credibility to the criticism that everything he has

achieved has been the result of his name and connections:

getting into Yale, getting into the National Guard, the

sweetheart sale of his oil company, his participation in the

purchase of the Texas Rangers ball club, the governorship of

Texas, and, finally, the Republican nomination. Character

ought to be Bush’s strength. His personal qualities are beyond

reproach and so is his record of running the government

without a whiff of scandal or favoritism. He is the son of

parents we admire as people. And yet, just as his other

strengths—money, endorsements, family—have been turned

against him, so has character.”

Great use for the web. Create and publish a reading list, sharing books that matter to you. “Find others who share your tastes or…expand your horizons…Make new friends and start great conversations.” Trouble is, I’m not sure I want to be part of a virtual community based on people who have read the same books I have. (Did Groucho Marx say that?)

Recent research had turned the paleontological world on its head by indicating intermingling and perhaps even interbreeding of Neanderthals and Cro-Magnon human ancestors. Now a new study using DNA derived from Neanderthal tissue samples concludes that we do not have Neanderthal in our bloodlines. [BBC]

Thanks to Jorn Barger for pointing us to this: Gillian Anderson’s first journalistic assignment is interviewing David Duchovny! ‘But maybe we should have therapy for long-running

series actors. It’d be good for the cast of “Friends” to

have group therapy. We’d have couples therapy,

because we’re not an ensemble…(W)e do spend so

much time together, and it’s a hard relationship to

navigate. As soon as I say, “No, we don’t see each

other after work,” then it’s “You hate each other.”‘

The saga of BlowTheDotOutYourAss.com:

“The Sams aren’t trying to

stop the Internet from ruining San Francisco; they just want to

remind people how absurd it is to work like a dog, in a city

that is quickly forgetting leisure and humor, for a company

that’s revolutionizing something as inconsequential as how

you purchase toothpaste.” [Salon]

Planets for Dessert

On April 6, 2000, Jupiter, Saturn, Mars and the

Moon will put on a delightful after-dinner sky show.

The quartet will

converge inside a circle just 9 degrees across. To admire the display, simply go outside after dinner on April 6 and look toward

the southwest sky. Around 8 p.m. local daylight savings time the slender crescent

moon will be easy to spot about 30 degrees above the horizon. The brightest

nearby “star” will be Jupiter. At magnitude -2.1, the giant planet is 8 times

brighter than Saturn, which glows pale yellow less than 3 degrees west of the

Moon. Mars will lie a scant 1.1 degrees north of Jupiter. The red planet

(magnitude 0.3) will be about 3 times fainter than Saturn (magnitude 1.4).

The article on this conjunction also includes a discussion on the May 5, 2000 grand conjunction of the moon and five planets. Will it be apocalyptic, as some predict?

`Wonderland’: Wrung Out, Strung Out in Bedlam: my profession, with its chaos uncensored, debuts on television tonight. “Because the patients in “Wonderland” are psychiatric cases,

the series has a surreal aura, sparing and effectively used.

Here a patient behind barred windows looks down at his

slippers and sees a tiny rhino step around them. Because

these shots from the patient’s perspective are rare,

watching the show is not like existing in some mad state of

mind. The effect is more jolting, as if the sanity of the

doctors and the illness of the patients were present in the

air, at times colliding with a physical force.

What saves the series from total bleakness is the shaky order

the doctors impose. They are played by a spectacular cast.” [New York Times] Update: I’m hooked.

[Slate]:Disrobed:

The Supreme Court upheld a ban on nude dancing. The

court ruled 6-3 that an Erie, Pa., law banning public nudity,

including that of nightclub dancers, does not violate the

First Amendment. Requiring pasties and G-strings “leaves

ample capacity to convey the dancer’s erotic message.”

Justice O’Connor’s majority spin: “Being ‘in a state of

nudity’ is not an inherently expressive condition.” Justice

Scalia and Justice Thomas’ concurrent spin: What’s more, a

community should be able to declare public nudity

immoral.

”Potter” planted: Chris Columbus (Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bicentennial Man) selected by Warner Bros. to direct screen adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the first installment of an anticipated long-running and lucrative “Potter” franchise.

Here and here are a couple of websites about the joys of trepanation. Some friends of mine are concerned that this will be The Next Big Thing among A Certain Segment.

Hilary Swank’s Academy Award acceptance speech infuriated JoAnn Brandon, whose daughter Swank portrayed in Boys Don’t Cry. (See this film!)

TopoZone: for people who don’t like maps where all there is between the highways is white space. This one has my block on it.

As if it weren’t bad enough dept.: Chemotherapy may dull mental ability, research finds

“Ordinary doses of chemotherapy can sometimes appear to dull survivors’ intellectual

powers, leaving them with poor memories, muddy thinking and inability to do math in their heads, new research suggests.

Cancer patients often complain of “chemobrain,” or woolly-headedness during treatment. While they are typically reassured this will go away, little

attempt has been made until now to see if these subtle problems linger years later.

The new study, conducted at Dartmouth Medical School, found that people who get standard chemotherapy appear to be about twice as likely as other

cancer patients to score poorly on various intelligence tests an average of 10 years after their treatment.”

Ban the ‘Tubbies: “A coalition of child advocates today asked Public Broadcasting

System (PBS) President Pat Mitchell to stop broadcasting the Teletubbies, a television

program marketed to children as young as twelve months, because young children should

play instead of watching television, and fast food companies use the Teletubbies to market

junk food.”

The Military & CNN: My favorite muckraker Alexander Cockburn discovered that a Dutch journalist had discovered that, until recently, a handful of military personnel from the 4th Psychological Operations Group (i.e. PSYOPs)

based at Fort Bragg have been working in CNN’s

headquarters in Atlanta assisting in the production of news stories. A U.S. Army spokesperson confirmed their assignment and commented that, “conceivably, they would have worked on stories during the Kosovo war.” The liaison program reportedly ended only when the Dutch report on it broke. I’m as flabbergasted as Cockburn that no U.S. media have picked up this story!

Jobless white builder rules as African king

“HENK OTTE, a 43-year-old unemployed ex-builder from

Amsterdam, has been crowned King Togbe Korsi Ferdinand

Gakpector II following the discovery that he is the reincarnation

of the last great warrior king of the 250,000-strong Ewe tribe in

Ghana.” Here is his homepage.

Special issue of Feed on The New Brain: “At the end of our century, the science of the

brain has opened up a new frontier of understanding about how

our minds shape the self and the cultures we’ve built to house

it. Neuroscience research into human behavior and experience

is diverse and prone to unproven speculation, but even at this

early stage, a handful of broad conclusions seem unavoidable.”

[Salon]:The inner Doughboy. ‘Some onlookers are muttering that

the guardians of the brand icons have become so enraptured

by these happy little beings that they’ve lost their grip on

reality. “There are whole documents on what these characters

will and won’t do,” complains Court Crandall, creative

director at Ground Zero, a Santa Monica, Calif., advertising

agency. “The documents go into the thousands of pages …

Meanwhile, no one ever stops to consider whether the

character even feels worth a damn in the first place. There’s a

fine line between being a good brand custodian and being

certifiably insane.”‘

Law & Order star sues eBay: “The actor

who plays Det. Lennie Briscoe on

NBC’s “Law & Order” is suing

eBay, claiming it leaked his Social

Security number with disastrous

consequences to his credit rating.”

BBC News: Racists ‘stalked top athlete’

“British Olympic gold medal hope Ashia Hansen

was stalked by the racist gang which attacked

her white boyfriend, the couple believe.

Ms Hansen’s boyfriend Chris Cotter is

recovering at a secret address after being

stabbed in the back and slashed across the

face by a gang of up to five men.”

I probably won’t get any argument from most of you that these are more meaningful than the Academy Awards.

CIA honors official Terry Ward whose firing Congress compelled for failing to report rights violations in Guatemala and allegedly condoning torture by his informants. Protests outside the award ceremony are led by human rights activist Jennifer Harbury, whose Guatemalan husband was tortured and executed by the Guatemalan military in 1992; her hunger strike outside the White House in 1995 led to disclosures that the murder of her husband had been ordered by a CIA operative. The ensuing public uproar led Congress to demand Ward’s firing.

Stopping mother’s oral microbes may be the key to dental health of the child. “At the University of Alabama, Dr. Page Caufield

and his team are following the children of 500

women who carry very harmful strains of

Streptococcus mutans, the bacteria that cause

cavities. Half the women had their teeth treated

with an antiseptic and varnished during their

children’s “window of infectivity,” when about

80 percent of babies pick up S. mutans from their

mothers. This is at about two years of age, when

the babies’ back teeth grow in. If these 250

children grow up free of the S. mutans strains

that have plagued their mothers’ teeth, dentists

will have a powerful new tool.”

“Me in me best Whistle and Titfer and me new Daisy’s, and her in her best bib and tucker with her new Tile. It’s a long Frog but we’d do it O.K. on Shank’s Pony. That’s if our Plates last out. Probably see a couple of me Chinas there with the Arrows and a Pig or two.” Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary

After lobbying for years, Palestinians have been given their own top-level internet domain. ” The addition of the .ps domain to the list of 244 so-called

country code designations signals the first time the Internet’s

new international coordinating authority, the Internet

Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, has granted a

new domain since it was selected in late 1998 to administer

the network’s domain name system.” [New York Times]

[New York Times]: Out of the Mouths of Babes, Wirelessly

“While toys often pose as children’s versions of adult tools,

many of these new kinds of communications “toys” for

children possess advanced features not yet found in the

general consumer market.”

Strict Vegetarians May Risk Blindness, Study Says. ‘“Vitamin supplementation is essential in persons who adhere to a strict vegetarian diet, especially because vitamin deficiencies may

cause severe, irreversible optic neuropathy,” says the report by a team led by Dr. Dan Milea of the Groupe Hospitalier Pitie-Salpetriere

in Paris,’

I was thinking Slate had taken a page from The National Enquirer, but William Saletan’s Who Killed JonBenet? is actually a meditation on what’s become of the presumption of innocence.

Teller, of Penn and Teller, writes of his discovery of the biennial Gardner Gathering, where

mathematicians, puzzle lovers, Carrollians, and magicians have gathered

from all over the world for a three-day conference to celebrate the fascinations they share.

A fascinating argument in Lingua Franca that most eponyms are misattributions!

‘Given that “eponyms are only awarded after long time lags or at great distances, and then only by

active (and frequently not historically well informed) scientists with more interest in recognizing

general merit than an isolated achievement,” Stigler concludes, “it should not then come as a

surprise that most eponyms are inaccurately assigned, and it is even possible (as I have boldly

claimed) that all widely accepted eponyms are, strictly speaking, wrong.”‘

Salon pans Clean Living, the new pseudo-anti-commercialism magazine from Time, Inc. ‘It’s like the old farmer’s adage about breakfast and the difference between

involvement and commitment, the kind of thing you’ll hear out in Nebraska.

“The hen was involved,” the farmer says, “but the pig was committed.”‘