A THOUGHT went up my mind to-day
That I have had before,
But did not finish,—some way back,
I could not fix the year,
Nor where it went, nor why it came
The second time to me,
Nor definitely what it was,
Have I the art to say.
But somewhere in my soul, I know
I ’ve met the thing before;
It just reminded me—’t was all—
And came my way no more.
— Emily Dickinson(dedicated to George W. Bush, as one of a series of posts honoring ‘banned’ poets)
Monthly Archives: January 2003
Tipping Point
Will a war once again bail out a faltering presidency? Or will it crystallize for voters all of the contradictions of the Bush regime? Robert Kuttner: “Bush’s stock was not particularly high on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001. The economy was wobbly. He had alienated Republican moderates and sacrificed GOP control of the Senate. He was using a tenuous mandate to push radically conservative policies at odds with what most Americans had voted for. Then terrorists struck, and the Bush presidency was transformed.
It has taken 20 months for Bush’s slide to resume, yet he has an uncanny ability to step around blunders and deceptions that would sink an ordinary president. Will he do it again with another national security crisis, this time of his own invention?” The American Prospect
The Goods on Saddam –
Fred Kaplan: The problem with showing our Iraq evidence at the U.N. : “…U.S. intelligence officers, who are putting up fierce internal resistance to declassifying the Iraqi evidence, probably have good reasons for their dissent.
Their big concern is that the United States will blow a lot of highly sensitive intelligence data—the sort of sources and methods that are rarely even discussed, never deliberately revealed—and the cache still won’t be persuasive enough, especially not to the layman, to justify war.
Nobody on the outside knows exactly what sort of data dump Powell is assembling. But one can make some guesses and extrapolate reasons why the spy agencies might be nervous… Slate
Fast Burn –
Why recordable DVDs won’t last: “Don’t worry if that Best Buy hawker convinced you to invest in a DVD burner—or, for that matter, a DVD recorder for your TV. The self-burned DVD still has a few years of glory left, and they’re perfect for backing up the files on your computer. But if you’re on a tight budget, and all you really want to do is swap video files with your friends, keep in mind that you likely won’t need a DVD burner to share 2005’s Man vs. Beast IV: Final Confrontation.” Slate
skeeterbites.com:
Nationwide Mosquito Alert Forecast Information: “By using local
air temperature, precipitation, relative humidity, and drought/soil
conditions, Skeeterbites.com forecasts mosquito activity throughout the
U.S. The 3-week forecast is updated weekly and predicts your probability of
being bitten.” Courtesy of Cutter®
End Game
Lawrence F. Kaplan: “Bush gambled that inspections would make it easier to go to war. He gambled wrong.” The New Republic This is essentially an elaboration on the point I made here the other day — if we know better than the inspectors how much Iraq is supposedly concealing, then why insist on the inspection process. Bush is caught in a trap of his own devising. Actually, it may be symptomatic of the fundamental divisions inside the dysadministration between the more diplomatic and the more rabid.
So how does the administration get out of the inspections trap? One way would be to orchestrate an “Adlai Stevenson” moment in which the Bush team unveils a smoking gun– a la Stevenson’s presentation to the United Nations 40 years ago of photographs showing missiles in Cuba. The problem is, the administration has no smoking gun. What it has instead, according to senior administration officials, is a collection of guns that smell vaguely smoky, which a task force under deputy national security adviser Stephen Hadley is busily sifting through–photographs of activity around suspected weapons sites, evidence of Iraqi attempts to conceal items before the arrival of weapons inspectors, and communications intercepts. Powell plans to present this evidence to the United Nations on February 5. But State Department and Pentagon officials remain far from certain that even a dramatic presentation will change many minds overseas, where any evidence that bolsters America’s case tends to be viewed as suspect.
Option number two is to hope that the French and others will abandon their opposition on the eve of war, when the prospect of an Iraq closed to French business looms more immediately. If even this fails to budge the Europeans, the argument goes, then surely images of liberated Iraqis rejoicing in the streets will. If all this seems like wishful thinking, well, this is where the inspections route has gotten the administration. Its members were right the first time around: The inspections process was bound to be a sham. But so was their effort to pretend it was anything else.
They’re Afraid of Your Words:
White House Cancels Poetry Symposium:
“Two former U.S. poet laureates criticized the White House on Thursday for postponing a literary symposium it believed would be politicized. Stanley Kunitz and Rita Dove characterized the decision as an example of the Bush administration’s hostility to dissenting or creative voices.
The Feb. 12 symposium on “Poetry and the American Voice” was to have featured the works of Emily Dickinson, Langston Hughes and Walt Whitman. The postponement was announced Wednesday and no future date has been set for the event, to be held by first lady Laura Bush.” Austin American-Statesman
I propose that like-minded webloggers (close kin to poets in sensibilities…) enact their scorn for the Administration’s fear of free speech and honor the memories of Whitman, Dickinson and Hughes by featuring their poetry prominently in the days between now and Feb. 12th.
Motion-Picture Windows: Soon on a Wall Near You?
“Windows that double as television screens, computer monitors or stereo systems are being unveiled today, on the first day of the International Builders’ Show in Las Vegas, by Andersen Corp., the country’s largest window manufacturer.” Washington Post
Companies test prototype wireless-sensor nets
‘Self-organizing wireless-sensor networks, a realization of the Pentagon’s “smart-dust” concept, have reached the prototype stage worldwide. The smart sensors, or Motes, were created by the University of California at Berkeley and Intel, and are being tested out worldwide today…
Researchers at the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (Darpa) proposed the smart-dust concept four years ago. The idea was to sprinkle thousands of tiny wireless sensors on a battlefield to monitor enemy movements without alerting the enemy to their presence. By self-organizing into a sensor network, smart dust would filter raw data for relevance before relaying only the important findings to central command.’ EE Times
"On this day in 1933…
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… Ezra Pound met with Benito Mussolini. This was a brief, one-time talk, but it would bring out the worst in Pound’s personality and lead to personal disaster. It would also inspire some of the best of modern poetry — the Bollingen Prize-winning Pisan Cantos, written while Pound was in detention, charged with treason.” Today in Literature
U.S. may try to find haven for Saddam
“The United States would try to help find a haven for Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, his family and close aides if he would agree to leave Baghdad, Secretary of State Colin Powell said Thursday.” Salon
Surely we must realize that US bellicosity has united Iraqis behind Saddam and increased his resolve to previously unheard-of levels?
More Reason Not to Use M$ Internet Explorer:
Sneaky Toolbar Hijacks Browsers:
‘When I find the bastards who programmed this thing I’d be happy to castrate them with a pair of dull pinking shears,” fumed one of Xupiter’s many unhappy victims in a newsgroup posting.
Xupiter is an Internet Explorer toolbar program. Once active in a system, it periodically changes users’ designated homepages to xupiter.com, redirects all searches to Xupiter’s site, and blocks any attempts to restore the original browser settings.
(…) “When Xupiter first appeared, we spent a week trying to figure it out,” said Mike Healan, of SpywareInfo. “There’s a monstrous thread with over 26,000 page views where a couple dozen of us tested it until we figured what it did and how to deal with it.”
But Healan said that every time people sort out what Xupiter is doing, Xupiter’s programmers tweak its code. It also appears that Xupiter may be selling its “service” to other websites. ‘ Wired News
‘Libya Should Not Chair U.N. Commission’ — Human Rights Watch
“African governments’ nomination of Libya as chair of the next United Nations Commission on Human Rights undercuts their new commitment to promote human rights and good governance, Human Rights Watch said today.
Africa is due to chair the next session of the commission on a rotational basis, and Libya was nominated by the African regional group. Libya’s nomination was confirmed at the recently concluded inaugural summit of the new African Union. The commission will begin its annual session in March 2003.”
Related Material:
HRW Letter to President Thabo Mbeki
Libya Confirms Why It is Wrong for UN Human Rights Chair: ‘Libya’s claim that its “security and stability” prove respect for human rights demonstrates why Libya is the wrong choice to chair the United Nations Commission on Human Rights, Human Rights Watch said today. Human Rights Watch reiterated its call on the African Union to abandon plans to nominate Libya as next chair for the Commission.’
Science Against Voodoo Politics:
The statement was announced on the day of President George W Bush’s annual State of the Nation address. In his speech, Bush pressed the case for military action to remove the weapons of mass destruction the US says Iraq holds.” New Scientist
War Is Fare for Commentators
“When columnists and cartoonists comment about a possible U.S. strike against Iraq, there seems to be room for more diversity of opinion than when these creators tried to express themselves in the months immediately following 9/11.” Editor & Publisher
Thank heaven the country has gotten beyond the post-9/11 view that any questioning is unpatriotic, to which it seemed the press, with few notable exceptions, caved sickeningly. Which is not to say, as this article indicates, that antiwar columnists or cartoonists don’t get angry recriminations from readers, but they’re not taking it personally. But is the press leading the move to question the wisdom or legitimacy of the administration’s war plans? I think not; it seems rather a response to the burgeoning misgivings in the public at large, bless their hearts. Now, the biggest question: will disapproval from the press, or the commonweal, make a whit of difference in the madmen’s prosecution of their war plans? A Canadian observes: “The foreign policies of the U.S government, however, have failed to a large extent to reflect the American people’s values. Many Americans find it hard to relate to those policies. In fact, the harshest critics of U.S. foreign policies come from American citizens.” Dr Ali Mekky, a member of the Toronto Star editorial board, pleads for peace and wonders, Are We Heading into a New Dark Age?
Ominous as the likelihood of impending war is in itself is the dawning awareness that the US war plan embraces the possibility of using nuclear weapons against Iraq. Courtesy of wood s lot come these links:
The US Has Lowered the Bar for Using the Ultimate Weapon , says military affairs analyst William Arkin at CommonDreams, either against hardened Iraqi targets (e.g. underground facilities) impervious to conventional armaments, or to thwart any Iraqi moves to use weapons of mass destruction. Arkin lays out several ominous aspects of current nuclear posture — the move away from accepted no-first-use assurances (which may encourage other nuclear nations to consider their heretofore unthinkable preemptive use, just at a time that nonproliferation is breaking down and many more nations are lining up to join the nuclear club); the lumping of nuclear armaments with all other options for war-fighting, and the reflections of these policy changes in a change of command structure controlling the decision to go nuclear. Arkin, from Johns Hopkins, dubbed by ABC News “one of the most respected nuclear weapons analysts in the United States”, says he has been shown documents confirming the dysadministration’s policy shift.
To my way of thinking, the longterm impact of these nuclear posture changes on the fate of the earth far outweighs the immoral obscenity of provoking a war with Iraq. As much of an incipient outcry as there is against the latter, there ought to be ten times the outraged rabid outpouring of opposition if the war plans erode the barriers against the nuclear option, bringing the entire world that much closer to the brink from which we have been painstakingly edging away for the past decade. Time for new Days of Rage? It behooves us all to wrap our heads around these unthinkable prospects rather than continue to live in blissful denial. Then go gather a thousand of your friends and sit down in front of some government building, or block a troop train or something. Many of us were doing it thirty-five or forty years ago; it isn’t hard and, if anything, is more urgent now than it was during that obscene little war in Indochina. Evidence is that antiwar sentiment now may be ahead of its progression during the Vietnam War, when it took the arrival of American body bags to build beyond the early, principled, opposition.
Internet cafe to open on Everest
by the grandson of Sherpa Tensing…in March.
Tsering Gyaltsen Sherpa, 32, will be opening the cafe at the Khumbu glacier at 5,300 metres to allow climbers to access the web.
Expeditions, which cost almost £40,000 on average, are expected to pay some £660 for using the transmitter that will be installed on a slope 300 metres higher than the camp. Ananova
State of the Union Cut-Up:
In a way, it makes more sense than the original. [Tony Manzo]
What he did made me curious about something; I ran the text of the State of the Union through a word frequency counter and sorted it in descending order. Here’s the list of words used (or misused) more than five times, barring the trivial ‘the’, ‘of’, ‘a’, etc.:
84 WE
73 IS
70 OUR
64 THAT
56 FOR
49 WILL
42 HAVE
42 THIS
38 NOT
36 ARE
33 I
32 PEOPLE
31 HAS
29 ALL
28 YOU
27 WEAPONS
26 WORLD
26 HE
26 WITH
25 IT
25 ON
25 FROM
25 AMERICA
24 S
24 BE
24 BY
22 MORE
20 AS
19 COUNTRY
19 THEIR
19 SADDAM
19 HUSSEIN
18 THESE
18 WHO
18 MUST
17 AMERICANS
16 NO
16 MANY
15 OR
15 EVERY
15 UNITED
15 AN
15 CAN
15 AMERICAN
15 ONE
14 IRAQ
14 NATION
14 THEM
13 YEARS
13 AT
13 US
13 YEAR
12 MILLION
12 NUCLEAR
12 GOVERNMENT
12 AIDS
12 THAN
11 WAR
11 COULD
11 ITS
11 NEW
11 THEY
11 HELP
11 TONIGHT
11 INSPECTORS
10 ECONOMY
10 NATIONS
10 THREAT
10 CONGRESS
10 INTELLIGENCE
10 POWER
10 OWN
10 SECURITY
10 THOSE
10 AGAINST
10 WORK
9 PEACE
9 ASK
9 STATES
9 LIFE
9 HAD
9 HIS
9 DO
9 CITIZENS
9 CARE
8 ONLY
8 SHOULD
8 ENERGY
8 AL
8 QAEDA
8 WHEN
8 NOW
8 GOOD
8 YET
8 SO
8 DRUGS
8 MATERIALS
8 MAKE
8 YOUR
8 TAX
8 IRAQI
7 AFRICA
7 GREAT
7 WHICH
7 CHEMICAL
7 CHILDREN
7 INCOME
7 NEXT
7 OUT
7 TERRORISTS
7 HEALTH
6 KEEP
6 CONTINUE
6 BRING
6 PLAN
6 TERROR
6 UP
6 PROTECT
6 IF
6 BIOLOGICAL
6 USE
6 FREE
6 DAY
6 ALSO
6 MEN
6 NEED
6 TERRORIST
6 DISARM
6 INTERNATIONAL
6 REGIME
6 KNOW
6 SENIORS
6 FIRST
6 OTHER
6 U
6 EVIDENCE
6 MUCH
This too elucidates Bush’s thought process as well as the original, for example, “People has all you weapons world he with it on from America.” Or how about, “By more as country Saddam Hussein these who must Americans no many or every united an can American one Iraq nation them. Years at us, year million nuclear government aids than war could its new they help tonight inspectors economy nations threat. Congress intelligence power own security those against work peace ask states life. Citizens care only should energy al Qaeda yet so drugs materials make your tax…” But, of course, it’s the speechwriters we have to thank, not the eloquence of Dubya himself.
Spike Wrote to Say Goodbye:
I missed it, way down at the bottom of this recent column, but the Spike Report at OJR is, as Spike puts it, ‘slated to cease publication at the end of this month if sponsorship for the column can’t be found’, after a venerable five years’ of eclectic, eloquent and erudite observation. Any sugar daddies out there who can forstall the silencing of one of the more witty, whimsical and acute observers of the scene? Spike (who reveals he is the secret identity of Gideon Brower) posted his final column today, he wrote to say.
Gulf War 2: The Game
“This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis to achieve an accuracy rating of 99.999%. It’s the mother of all Flash games.” [thanks, Adam]
World On Fire
How Exporting Free Market Democracy Breeds Ethnic Hatred and Global Instability: ‘A new book (by Amy Chua) argues that when Third World countries embrace democracy and free markets too quickly, ethnic hatred and even genocide can result.’ Salon Books
Master Key Copying Revealed
“A security researcher has revealed a little-known vulnerability in many locks that lets a person create a copy of the master key for an entire building by starting with any key from that building.
The researcher, Matt Blaze of AT&T Labs-Research, found the vulnerability by applying his area of expertise — the security flaws that allow hackers to break into computer networks — to the real-world locks and keys that have been used for more than a century in office buildings, college campuses and some residential complexes.
The attack described by Mr. Blaze, which is known by some locksmiths, leaves no evidence of tampering. It can be used without resorting to removing the lock and taking it apart or other suspicious behavior that can give away ordinary lock pickers.
All that is needed, Mr. Blaze wrote, is access to a key and to the lock that it opens, as well as a small number of uncut key blanks and a tool to cut them to the proper shape. No special skills or tools are required; key-cutting machines costing hundreds of dollars apiece make the task easier, but the same results can be achieved with a simple metal file.” NY Times
Also:
- the research paper by Blaze describing the vulnerability, Cryptology and Physical Security: Rights Amplification in Master-Keyed Mechanical Locks (.pdf)
- Blaze’s apologia for making the information public, Master-Keyed Lock Vulnerability crypto.com
Weighting Game
“A careful survey of medical literature reveals that the conventional wisdom about the health risks of fat is a grotesque distortion of a far more complicated story. Indeed, subject to exceptions for the most extreme cases, it’s not at all clear that being overweight is an independent health risk of any kind, let alone something that kills hundreds of thousands of Americans every year. While having a sedentary lifestyle or a lousy diet–both factors, of course, that can contribute to being overweight–do pose health risks, there’s virtually no evidence that being fat, in and of itself, is at all bad for you.” — Paul Campos, the New Republic [How much do you guess Paul Campos weighs? — FmH]
Big Brother Is Also Being Watched, With New Alarm
The FBI is rewarded for 26 years of surveillance of subversive [I use the term lovingly, in case you were concerned. — FmH] American artist Arnold Mesches with his public exhibition of a collage of information from his dossier, obtained via the Freedom of Information Act. NY Times
The Decline and Fall (cont’d.):
More evidence of American inanity in Superbowl aftermath.
The Lost World of Lake Vida
“A lake hidden beneath 19 meters of ice has been found near the bottom of the world that might contain an ecosystem completely separate from our own. In a modern version of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s classic book Lost World, scientists are now plotting a mission to drill down into the lake and take out a small part to see what’s there. Lake Vida, buried under Antarctic ice for over 2,500 years, is liquid only because of its high salt content. Previously, scientists drilled to within a few meters of the lake and indeed found frozen microbes. Their existence bolsters speculation that similar microorganisms could be found in frozen brine beneath the surface of Mars. If living organisms are found in Lake Vida, they may give an indication that life might even still exist under similar frozen ice-sheets, such as under the larger Lake Vostok, parts of Mars, and even moons of Jupiter such as Europa.” Astronomy Picture of the Day
Moving stadium dents team performance
‘If your favourite team is moving to a plush new sports stadium, prepare for disappointment. Making the switch can have a dramatic effect on a team’s performance, a new study has found.
“It’ll probably cost you a couple of points in a season, and in some sports, that’s the difference between winning and second place,” says Richard Pollard, a statistician at Cal Poly in San Luis Obispo, California.
Pollard studied results of professional baseball, basketball and ice hockey games in the US between 1987 and 2000. He found that teams that moved stadiums lost on average 24 per cent of their home advantage – the tendency for teams to get better results when playing at their home ground. Other sports, like American football, are likely to be similarly affected, he says.’ New Scientist
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." (Plato)
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And even participating is no hedge against it:
To Some in Europe, the Major Problem Is Bush the Cowboy:
“In Europe, it often seems that it is not only the wisdom of a war against Iraq that lies at the heart of trans-Atlantic differences, but the personal style of George W. Bush himself.” NY Times
Credibility Problem:
Paul Krugman: “The State of the Union address could restore the president’s political fortunes, if he isn’t held accountable for promises made last year.” NY Times op-ed
US to Make Iraq Intelligence Public:
“The Bush administration has assembled what it believes to be significant intelligence showing that Iraq has been actively moving and concealing banned weapons systems and related equipment from United Nations inspectors, according to informed sources.” Washington Post That should be intelligence in quotation marks, it is apparent. Of course, it is lost on no one that (a) the US pulls this cat out of the bag just as it becomes generally acknowledged that support for the war is flagging domestically as well as internationally, and (b) if it knew better than the UN arms inspectors anyway, why would we need inspections? Clearly, this is not going to be a ‘Just War’ as much as a ‘Just Because War’, as somebody put it.
So much for my daily spasm of scorn for Dubya. The man and his dysadministration are so easy to hate, doesn’t it seem, or is it just that my need is so great? [Am I going to get a visit from General Ashcroft’s men for this? FmH] It does seem that they are particularly bad at lying to the American public, so contemptuous of us, doesn’t it?
Users Uneasy on SBC Claim to Patent on Web Tool
“When British Telecom claimed in 2000 that it had patented the Web’s ubiquitous hyperlink, the Internet erupted in a fit of protest that lasted until the company lost its test infringement case against Prodigy Communications last summer.
But that has not stopped Prodigy’s parent company, SBC Communications, from asserting a patent claim on a Web navigation technique nearly as widely used. According to letters SBC sent out last week, the company believes that any Web site that has a menu that remains on the screen while a user clicks through the site may owe it royalties.” NY Times
The Wifely Duty
Marriage used to provide access to sex. Now it provides access to celibacy:
Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented. There is nothing like uninterrupted cohabitation and grinding responsibility to cast a clear, unforgiving light on the object of desire. Once children come along, it’s easy for parents to regard each other as co-presidents of an industrious little corporation. Certainly, all sound marriages benefit from sudden and unexpected infusions of good will—What luck! Here we are, so many years later and still as happy as ever! But the element that regularly restores a marriage to something with an aspect of romance rather than of collegiality is sex.
— Caitlin Flanagan, The Atlantic
Super Bowl Ads: A Postmortem
The Carnage Was Everywhere The Morning News
‘Does Tony have any idea what the flies are like that feed off the dead?’
Robert Fisk: Independent Argument “The things we see – the filth and obscenity of corpses – cannot be shown. First because it is not “appropriate” to depict such reality on breakfast-time TV. Second because, if what we saw was shown on television, no one would ever again agree to support a war.” Independent UK
OWOW
OLED displays: fast, bright, thin, cheap to produce, low power consumption, too good to be true? Pocket PC Thoughts
the null device is really ‘on’ recently, with items about:
- the torture cells developed by the Anarchists during the Spanish Civil War based on surrealistic art
- speculation on why, noticing his broadband connection was slowing, a California netsurfer with “subversive and potentially un-American” reading habits who did a traceroute discovered all his traffic was routed through a US government machine in Virginia
- Britain’s consideration of withdrawal from the European Convention on Human Rights
- the scandal of the Bloggies and “the downsides of a reputation economy”
- “Kudos to the first person to explain satisfactory why (it) is not terrorism” that the Pentagon battle plan for the Iraq war involves hitting it daily with more than the total number of Cruise missiles launched in the entire 1991 Gulf War “in order to demoralise the population”, targeting all regions.
- ‘a useful list of smutty phrases in French (cut out and keep in wallet or purse)’ from Nerve
- ‘a look at three films Hollywood wouldn’t dare make after 9/11: Dune, Starship Troopers and Fight Club‘
Flirting with disaster?
Brash and controversial, former US representative Cynthia McKinney could lead the Green Party to prominence in 2004… When the party’s presidential exploratory committee put out feelers to Greens around the country about whom they wanted to run for president, the number of recommendations McKinney received was second only to those for Ralph Nader, who ran for president on the Green Party ticket in 2000. McKinney, a former Democratic US representative from Georgia who lost to Judge Denise Majette in a primary challenge last August (Majette eventually defeated Republican Cynthia van Auken in the general election), has yet to change her party affiliation or indicate she’s willing to run as a Green. But the Greens want her. Her name was high on a list of potential candidates compiled by the national Green Party (other names included MSNBC talk-show host Phil Donahue, actress Susan Sarandon, and filmmaker Michael Moore). Boston Phoenix
Mystery illness tied to Sept. 11…
Glenn Abatemarco got sick two weeks after terrorists attacked the World Trade Center, and he has not fully recovered his ability to breathe normally.
That in itself is not unusual. A lot of people in Lower Manhattan who were exposed to the acrid dust and smoke from Ground Zero developed the persistent lung irritation known as World Trade Center Cough. But Abatemarco, 41, does not fit the pattern, and therein lies a medical mystery.
First, he lives in Brooklyn, miles from Ground Zero, and works in midtown Manhattan, where he is a vice president at a financial services company. He had no intense exposure to the dust cloud from the towers’ collapse and no chronic exposure afterward. But he got sick anyway, and he did not get well. The only explanation his doctors have been able to come up with — after three trips to the emergency room, a CT scan, a battery of allergy tests, dozens of days of lost work and a six-week exile in Arizona last fall to try a desert cure — is the date his symptoms began. Houston Chronicle
Is it just because I’m a mental health practitioner, or is it odd that the article doesn’t even mention the possibility that these ‘outliers’ have a psychosomatic ailment?
Annals of Depravity (cont’d.):
Brothers Copied Sopranos in Dismemberment, Police Say: “Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona… says Jason Bautista and his brother killed their mother then dismembered the body to disguise the slaying the way they saw it done on an episode of The Sopranos.” LA Times
Pretty stupid about it, though; their license plate number wa copied down by a security guard who scared them away from dropping their parcel, with a foot protruding, in a dumpster and who later came forward upon hearing of the discovery of the body dumped in a state forest.
Connect, They Say,
Only Connect “Network theory has become a bit of a fad,” Mr. Watts conceded after hanging up the phone. “I spend half my time telling people I think it’s relevant to a lot of problems people care about and half my time trying to tone down the hype.” NY Times
Addendum to my post on the Republican coordinated letter-writing campaign: More Like This points out that, of course, Google is a good tool for detecting these.
Thank You, Rush
The contempt of the contemptible is a compliment.
Route 666 faces repair, name change
‘New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson is pushing for the renovation and re-naming of one of the most dangerous roads in the state – known by locals as the “Devil’s Highway,” “Satan’s Highway” and “Highway to Hell.”
The Los Angeles Times reports Richardson wants the state Legislature to change the route from Highway <a href=”666 to some other number because triple sixes are associated with Satan.
The north-south highway stretches 160 miles through an American Indian reservation, connecting Gallup and Shiprock. It actually earns its name – being a bumpy, two-lane road on which accidents killed 21 people and injured 144 in 2000 and 2001, according to state figures.
Federal highway officials designated the route <a href=”666 in 1942 because it was the sixth major highway to branch off of the famous Route 66.’ Nando Times
IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED; HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
DEAR SIR / MADAM,
I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE
NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY
SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL
BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO
AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY
PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY
MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM
IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR
OF THE UNITED STATES CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE
PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE
NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON
FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE
ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE OF KUWAIT, A
WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY.
MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF
SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S. DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST,
THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS
IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND
SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS.
BUT MY FATHER’S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE
REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.
MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF
THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF
HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.
UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN
OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE MAY COST THE SUM OF 100
BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 – $200,000,000,000), BOTH
IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.
WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACQUIRE
THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ. THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR
COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE. OUR DISTINGUISHED
COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER
IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND
CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS
DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.
I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
(10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT
VENTURE. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL
FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER
BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL.
I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE
AND WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE
DAY. A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE
INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO
CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR INTERMEDIARY
REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER.
I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT. MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE
FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT NUMBERS
BELOW.
SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,
GEORGE WALKER BUSH
Switchboard: 202.456.1414 Comments: 202.456.1111 Fax: 202.456.2461 Email:
president@whitehouse.gov
Cream On
Cavemen’s taste for milk revealed: ‘The image of our cavemen ancestors as wild hunters who enjoyed no better meal than flesh torn from their latest kill has been dented by new archaeological research. Chemical analysis of 6000-year-old pottery shards shows ancient Britons also had a taste for cow’s milk and goat’s cheese.
“This is the first direct evidence for widespread dairying at prehistoric sites anywhere in the world,” says Richard Evershed, professor of biogeochemistry at the University of Bristol, UK. Archaeologists had previously uncovered a few objects that suggested dairying, such as suspected cheese strainers, but nothing unambiguous.’ New Scientist
Yes, but did they enjoy their dairy products this way? Also from New Scientist, this time the delightful ‘Last Word’ column, which solicits erudite explanations of scientific stumpers from readers:
One of the recommended ways of drinking the liqueur Tia Maria is to sip it through a thin layer of cream. If the cream is poured onto the surface of the drink, to a depth of about 2 millimetres, and left to stand for about two minutes, the surface begins to break up into a number of toroidal cells. These cells develop a rapid circulation pattern which continues even if some of the Tia Maria is sipped through the cream. How and why do these cells develop and what is the energy source?
— Geoffrey Sherlock, Amersham Buckinghamshire
Answers
This is a truly astonishing effect for which not a single reader has produced an explanation. “Rapid circulation pattern” does not do justice to the series of eruptions that convulse the surface of the cream as the liqueur bursts through from beneath.
Reach for a bottle and be amazed. Then sit back and work out why it happens. Extra toroidal cells can be generated by puncturing the surface of the cream with a skewer. Drinking off a little of the cream can also regenerate activity.
Additional data gathered in the New Scientist office may help. What is needed for the effect? The liquid must be dense enough to support a layer of cream. Substitute water or neat gin and the cream simply sinks to the bottom of the glass. The liquid must also contain alcohol. Substitute blackcurrant cordial for Tia Maria and the cream just floats there motionless and no cells form.
Provided the liquid is strongly alcoholic and dense, almost any mix will do. Gin and soy sauce is particularly effective–pour on the cream and the toroidal cells appear in seconds, even though the taste leaves much to be desired.
Could it be that the molecules of fat in the cream and those of the alcohol in the liqueur are immiscible and fighting a fierce battle at the surface of the glass? Do doughnut-shaped cells appear because toroids minimise the surface area around a hole? What exactly is happening between the fat and the alcohol? And how can the circulation be sustained for so long? Any answers we print will win their authors a bottle of Tia Maria.
The new jailbird jingle
Declan McCullagh:
It doesn’t matter if you’ve forsworn Napster, uninstalled Kazaa and now are eagerly padding the record industry’s bottom line by snapping up $15.99 CDs by the cartload.
Be warned–you’re what prosecutors like to think of as an unindicted federal felon.
I’m not joking. A obscure law called the No Electronic Theft (NET) Act that former U.S. President Bill Clinton signed in 1997 makes peer-to-peer (P2P) pirates liable for $250,000 in fines and subject to prison terms of up to three years. (You may want to read it, since you’ll likely be hearing more about it soon.)” CNET
There are signs that prosecution under the law, of which there have been exactly none since its passage, will soon start after a bipartisan group of congressmen concerned about intellectual property theft on the net asked John Ashcroft to start enforcing it.
“A quick check of Kazaa on Friday afternoon showed that there were 4.1 million users online, sharing some 800 million files. The odds of any specific person getting busted are pretty low, but someone’s going to be a test case. Got your lawyer ready?”
Europe and America: Some know more about war
“The crisis between Americans and the Germans and French over war in Iraq only superficially arises from the Bush administration’s determination since 2001 to attack Saddam Hussein. The two West European governments have seen the Iraqi dictator as a minor international problem, and war against him as likely to do more harm than good. But there is also a divergence in long-term perspective.
West Europeans, generally speaking, do not share America’s ambitions of vast global reform or visions of history coming to an end. They had enough of that kind of thinking, and its consequences, with Marxism and Nazism.” International Herald Tribune
Bar-Code Tech Drives Nurses Nuts
‘A bar-code-based tracking system cuts medication errors at Veterans Health Administration hospitals, but it also turns the medical professionals who use it daily into “robo-nurses.” ‘ Wired
High-tech exam cheating becoming commonplace?
“Twelve University of Maryland undergraduates have been accused of using Web-equipped cell phones or handheld organizers to cheat on a business school final exam last month, according to the school’s student-run Honor Council.
Six of them have admitted to misconduct during that same test, the council said.” What amazes me is why, in this day and age, their business school professors persist in giving tests that can be cheated upon in the first place, i.e. that require memorization rather than the effective use of resources and integration of data that a ‘web-enabled open book’ format, if you will, would allow (and which is probably more like the skills the students will need to succeed after graduating, which is what they should be testing…). sunspot
Texas History Repeats Itself…
The Texas governor, an oil man, was frustrated. A worldwide recession had begun a few months earlier, and it was being made worse by doubts about the world’s oil supply. The governor had threatened, and he had cajoled. But the rogue oil producers, who controlled a huge share of the world’s known oil reserves, wouldn’t cooperate.
So, the governor took the law into his own hands. He declared the producers to be “in a state of insurrection.” Their actions, he said, “openly, flagrantly and rebelliously violate the laws.” With that, the governor sent thousands of armed soldiers to overwhelm the rogues and take control of the oil fields.
The scenario sounds familiar, doesn’t it?
Indeed, President Bush’s desire to rush U.S. troops into the deserts and oil fields of Iraq is eerily similar to the decision made seven decades ago by one of his predecessors in Austin… — Robert Bryce, Dallas Morning News
Six Degrees of Speculation
Even in a small world, there’s room for disagreement:
You probably don’t know Judith Kleinfeld. She’s a psychologist at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks, and you can contact her by calling the university switchboard or finding her e-mail address online. But could you get to her through some extension of your own social network—by mailing a letter for her to a friend who might know someone who knows someone who knows her?
Who cares?
Judith Kleinfeld does, for starters. She’s part of a growing cadre of scientists reviving the so-called small-world problem, a social-cum-mathematical conundrum formulated in the last century to characterize the interwoven webs of acquaintance among friends, neighbors, colleagues, and kin. In the mid-1960s the legendary social psychologist Stanley Milgram asked randomly selected citizens of Kansas and Nebraska to try to connect with social “targets” in Massachusetts by mailing letters to likely intermediaries. The average number of links between strangers turned out to be surprisingly small. Milgram claimed we’re all connected, on average, by half a dozen interpersonal avenues— a numinous network popularized by the phrase “six degrees of separation.” Discover
Skeptic Pitied
‘Craig Schaffner, 46, a Fayetteville-area computer consultant, has earned the pity of friends and acquaintances for his tragic reluctance to embrace the unverifiable, sources reported Monday.
“I honestly feel sorry for the guy,” said neighbor Michael Eddy, 54, a born-again Christian. “To live in this world not believing in a higher power, doubting that Christ died for our sins—that’s such a sad, cynical way to live. I don’t know how he gets through his day.” ‘ The Onion [via walker]
"It’s just a distraction. Nothing more."
Douglas Rushkoff: “So I had the great and unexpected pleasure of sitting down with Al Gore for a couple of hours this week, to talk mostly about some distributed media ideas. He was a much brighter, open-minded, and – if I might add – cosmic thinker than I gave him credit for, before. I felt like he was really one of “us,” if you know what I mean: the kids in college who got those wild thoughts about how everything in the world, and even beyond, is connected somehow. And evolving. Only Gore found this organic view of reality reflected in the Constitution of the United States, and sought to enable the extension of this Enlightenment thinking into practical reality.
But still, I could imagine him back in the dorm room, sitting up all night with the rest of us and dreaming about how things might be – if we were ever in charge. With Gore, much more than Clinton, we almost got one of us in there. This was an inspiring thought to me, until I realized that this might be as close as we ever get. And if we get that close again, would the refs just throw another flag?
Call it awful, but I realized that the judicial decision to give the 2000 election to Bush has left deeper scars on my psyche than watching the WTC fall (from my apartment window). It made me wonder if the ‘system’ is broken, the game is rigged, and no one of conscience will ever be allowed to actualize the Constitution ever again.
Close to the end of the meeting, we got on to the subject of the Showdown in Iraq. Gore said quite plainly, “Well, of “Iourse it’s just a distraction. Nothing more.” [courtesy of walker]
State of the Union:
How Big Corporate Campaign Contributors are Buying America…And What the Rest of Us Pay
‘Some people think it’s more important to give a big campaign contribution than to vote…that it’s “the American way” to buy access and influence with big money…that it’s OK if public policy is sold to the highest bidder. Some even think that the only real democracy is in the marketplace, where we all supposedly vote with our dollars.
Well, we at Public Campaign disagree, and we believe so do a lot of other Americans. Which is why we created the “State of the Union” poster. Because we wanted to use one picture to say what a thousand words couldn’t say about the union of big money and Washington.’
Playing with Fire–
Why People Engage in Risky Behavior: “There is risk, and then there is risk. Figuring out what differentiates experimenting teenagers from delinquents and lifelong reckless hearts is not easy; behaviors typically stem from complex social, environmental, and biological interactions. Even defining risky conduct can be difficult.” The Scientist
Six Degrees of Speculation
Even in a small world, there’s room for disagreement:
You probably don’t know Judith Kleinfeld. She’s a psychologist at the University of Alaska in Fairbanks, and you can contact her by calling the university switchboard or finding her e-mail address online. But could you get to her through some extension of your own social network—by mailing a letter for her to a friend who might know someone who knows someone who knows her?
Who cares?
Judith Kleinfeld does, for starters. She’s part of a growing cadre of scientists reviving the so-called small-world problem, a social-cum-mathematical conundrum formulated in the last century to characterize the interwoven webs of acquaintance among friends, neighbors, colleagues, and kin. In the mid-1960s the legendary social psychologist Stanley Milgram asked randomly selected citizens of Kansas and Nebraska to try to connect with social “targets” in Massachusetts by mailing letters to likely intermediaries. The average number of links between strangers turned out to be surprisingly small. Milgram claimed we’re all connected, on average, by half a dozen interpersonal avenues— a numinous network popularized by the phrase “six degrees of separation.” Discover
Grand Old Protest
A Republican Web site even Bush-bashers can love:
If you hurry, you can get in on the best giveaway contest since Pepsi Points and that Harrier jet. The Republican National Committee’s “online toolbox for Republican activists,” GOPTeamLeader.com, awards “GOPoints” to members who sign up and perform grass-roots actions for the party. E-mailing a local newspaper garners you five points, for example, and getting the letter published adds two more. The points are redeemable for hats, bags, jackets, and other swag, all emblazoned with the site’s logo. “There is no limit to what you can accomplish, or what you can earn”!
Egged on by prizes ranging from a GOP bumper sticker (75 points) to a leather portfolio (525 points), eager partisans used the site’s automated e-mailer this month to spam just about every newspaper in the country with a letter to the editor that begins: “When it comes to the economy, President Bush is demonstrating genuine leadership …” (Try it yourself by signing on as member “slategop2003@hotmail.com,” password “slate.”) To the thinly masked glee or disdain of bloggers everywhere, nearly 50 papers—including the Boston Globe and the Financial Times—actually ran the thing, each one under the name of a different, and presumably genuine, local author.
Now, here’s the important part:
Instead of getting mad, though, why not get even? An option on the site allows letter-writers to compose and send their own messages in lieu of the canned statements, meaning the technology used to push Bush’s agenda can be used to bash it as well. For an ironic Gen X-er, what better reward for e-mailing 100 anti-war letters to the editor than a GOP Team Leader fleece pullover? Slate
Do we have the goods on Saddam?
Fred Kaplan: “If we do, then it’s time to come out with it, now. As a last-minute pitch before U.N. Inspector Hans Blix delivers his report to the Security Council on Monday, Bush has been sending war’s most eloquent advocates out on the hustings—National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice to the New York Times op-ed page, Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz to the Council on Foreign Relations, even Secretary of State Colin Powell to perform prodigal-son penance in the wake of betrayal by his new ex-best friends, the French. Yet these addresses leave the reader dizzy in dismay. Is this really, one wonders, the best our leaders can do?” Slate
Europe’s declaration of independence
“Frustrated with the warmongering and arrogance of the Bush White House, Germany and France are making a historic break with the U.S. Relations may never be the same.” Salon Dubya’s most lasting legacy on the foreign policy front may be less the illustrious WoT® than the climactic dismantling of the Atlantic Alliance. Ever heard the dysadministration whistle lin the dark? Listen: “You’re thinking of Europe as Germany and France. I don’t. I think that’s old Europe,” says Donald Rumsfeld.
Bug-chasing?
Sex- and death-crazed gays play viral Russian Roulette! “Rolling Stone claims that a full quarter of new HIV infections stem from morbid thrill-seeking. Sean Hannity is swallowing the story — should you?” Salon
Bad Week:
It was a bad week for the Bush administration, and it’s likely to get worse. The American people are beginning to understand the folly and greed that inform its economic policy. And most of the civilized world has turned decisively against the Iraqi adventure. The great coalition that George W. Bush proposes to lead against Saddam Hussein is now a coalition of two, and British prime minister Tony Blair has lost the support of his own people, most especially members of his own Labor Party, who warn of a political revolt if Britain goes to war without a new UN resolution. AlterNet
Related: Joe Conason: Conservative crackup on Iraq: “As public support for unilateral war on Iraq diminishes, conservative discourse on the topic is showing signs of a crackup.” Salon
Pious Pair
Michael Kinsley: “What makes Sens. McCain and Lieberman so appealing is also what makes them so annoying” Slate
World Without Regret:
The Guilt-Free Soldier: “On the eve of a messy 21st-century war, university researchers are probing ways to unlearn fear. Erik Baard dissects the uses of the amygdala.” The Village Voice However speculative, the article’s major assumptions don’t make much sense to me. First of all, while PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) researchers point to the role of amygdaloid fear in encoding certain traumatic memories in a distinct form that cannot be integrated, this doesn’t have much to do with run-of-the-mill guilt or regret. Rather, the sense of self-reproachful responsibility victims of abuse feel for their plight is a mental trick to ward off the sense of uncontrollability of what had happened to them — if only I had done something differently, I could have avoided my pain, it is as if they are telling themselves for some perverse reassurance. But it is merely an artifact of the lumping together of research on traumatic abuse PTSD and combat PTSD to think that the benefits of blocking amygdaloid fear in the former cases would extrapolate to the latter. Not to mention that, if memories of the horrors of combat were encoded rationally and accessibly, rather than traumatically, this might lead soldiers to a more thorough realistic moral assessment that would make them less, rather than more, likely to do their masters’ bidding, more rather than less devastated by the terrible realities of what they have seen and what they have done. Traumatic remorse isn’t, as the author suggests, “a check on our own worst impulses” as more rational remorse is. Fortunately, we cannot block the latter pharmacologically.
For Potter fans, 1,000 pages won’t be heavy reading
This Boston Globe article focuses on speculation about whether children will plow through the estimated 1,000 pages of the forthcoming book. Since it is coming out at the end of the school year, kids will have the entire summer to read it uninterrupted, making it more likely in some cases… But the real question is whether the book needs to be that long, or if Rowling has lost control of parsimony in her ‘creative’ process. We’ll surely see whether it can sustain itself that long or collapse under the weight of its own verbosity. (And what does this steady upward trend in pleonasm foreshadow for the coming volumes of the series, if she ever gets around to any more?)
Depravity Update —
TV Report Sparks Occult Fears in Germany —
“Just weeks after Germany became exposed to the reality of cannibalism, a television report has whipped up a fresh media storm…
The latest furore was sparked by a report transmitted earlier this week on Germany’s public television station ZDF about cannibalism and cult rituals within the federal borders. The report contains testimony by two women and a young child, who claim to have witnessed horrifying occult rituals, in which people were murdered and sometimes eaten.” Deutsche Welle [via Walker]
Paradoxically, the current case ought to comfort Germans that there is no epidemic of Satanic abuse, if the history of similar US phenomenon — where there was never any evidence of ritualistically slaughtered corpses or even mere missing persons to correlate with hysterical claims that people witnessed bizarre cult rituals rife with murder and sometimes cannibalism — is any indicator. It is likely this case, where evidence appears to confirm the claims, is an isolated incident, although the tide of ‘the madness of the crowd’ will undoubtedly surge in its aftermath.
Fans Howl in Protest:
Judge Decides X-Men Aren’t Human: ‘Marvel subsidiary Toy Biz Inc. pushed Judge Barzilay to declare its heroes nonhuman so it could win a lower duty rate on action figures imported from China in the mid-1990s. At the time, tariffs put higher duties on dolls than toys. According to the U.S. tariff code, human figures are dolls, while figures representing animals or “creatures,” such as monsters and robots, are deemed toys.
To Brian Wilkinson, editor of the online site X-Fan (x-mencomics.com/xfan/), Marvel’s argument is appalling. The X-Men — mere creatures? “This is almost unthinkable,” he says. “Marvel’s super heroes are supposed to be as human as you or I. They live in New York. They have families and go to work. And now they’re no longer human?” ‘ WSJ [via Walker]
Judge to Hear Air ID Challenge
“A U.S. District Court judge agreed to hear a challenge to an airline requirement that forces passengers to show identification before boarding a plane, despite a motion by the government and two airlines to dismiss it. John Gilmore, the co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, has sued United Airlines, Southwest Airlines and Attorney General John Ashcroft, alleging that the ID requirement stems from a “secret law” that violates his right to anonymous travel within the United States.” Wired News
Fans Howl in Protest:
Judge Decides X-Men Aren’t Human: ‘Marvel subsidiary Toy Biz Inc. pushed Judge Barzilay to declare its heroes nonhuman so it could win a lower duty rate on action figures imported from China in the mid-1990s. At the time, tariffs put higher duties on dolls than toys. According to the U.S. tariff code, human figures are dolls, while figures representing animals or “creatures,” such as monsters and robots, are deemed toys.
To Brian Wilkinson, editor of the online site X-Fan (x-mencomics.com/xfan/), Marvel’s argument is appalling. The X-Men — mere creatures? “This is almost unthinkable,” he says. “Marvel’s super heroes are supposed to be as human as you or I. They live in New York. They have families and go to work. And now they’re no longer human?” ‘ WSJ [via Walker]
The sounds of science
The ears have it: “Forget what you think you know about ours being a visual culture, in which sight is the privileged sense.
Two thoughtful new discussions of the culture of listening – of what our modern world sounds like, and what we listen for and hear – make a strong case for the primacy of ears. And each further suggests that our experience of our aural environment – in which sound, like light, heat, or water, can be turned on or off with the flick of a switch – is a hallmark of modernity.” Nando Times
The Coolhunter:
The New York Times reviews Gibson’s Pattern Recognition: “Critics of science fiction grouse that Gibson can’t get far while steering the same old postmodern spacecraft, and dismiss his inventiveness as mere bells and whistles. But some die-hard fans lament that he’s deserting the mother ship every time he tries something off the flight path of his first novel, ”Neuromancer” (1984). All of which puts Gibson in the unenviable position of being able to displease many of the people much of the time.
If his elegant, entrancing seventh novel offers an answer to his detractors, it could be roughly translated as: so sue me. Pattern Recognition is almost nose-thumbingly conventional in design. Despite the requisite tech toys, it’s set squarely in the present. But then the dates of Gibson-action have been creeping steadily backward. Predicting the future, Gibson has always maintained, is mostly a matter of managing not to blink as you witness the present.” [more]
Kenan Malik’s cv
Let Kenan Malik introduce himself:
I was born in India, brought up in Manchester and now live in London.
I studied neurobiology (at the University of Sussex) and History and Philosophy of Science (at Imperial College, London). In between I took up a post as a research psychologist at the Centre for Research into Perception and Cognition (CRPC) at the University of Sussex, working on problems of the mental representation of spatial relations.
Since 1990 I have been an independent writer, lecturer and broadcaster. My main areas of academic interest are philosophy of biology and philosophy of mind; scientific method and epistemology; theories of human nature; science policy; bioethics; political philosophy; the history, philosophy and sociology of race; and the history of ideas, particularly in the post-Enlightenment world. I have written and taught extensively in all these areas, both academically and for a more general audience.
I have written two books: The Meaning of Race: Race, History and Culture in Western Society (Palgrave / New York University Press, 1996); and Man, Beast and Zombie: What Science Can and Cannot Tell Us About Human Nature (Weidenfeld & Nicolson [2000] / Rutgers University Press, [2002]). The Meaning of Race examines the historical development, and philosophical and political roots, of the idea of race. It also explores the relationship between the idea of race and contemporary theories of multiculturalism and pluralism.
Man, Beast and Zombie investigates the historical roots, philosophical assumptions and methodological problems of contemporary theories of human nature, in particular evolutionary psychology and cognitive science
If this sort of thing is your cup of tea, here’s his new weblog, Work in Progress. Read the troubling essay on Maori rights for a start.
Giant squid attacks boat:
“A French yacht taking part in the Jules Verne round-the-world sailing trophy has been attacked by a giant squid in the mid-Atlantic, its skipper announced by radio link… The giant squid, Architeuthis dux, is the world’s largest invertebrate and can reach 18 metres in length, but it is also highly elusive, with only about 250 sightings officially recorded — most of them of dead animals on beaches.” Sydney Morning Herald
Zoo penguins intent on futile ‘migration’
S.F. flock swims round and round in pool
Brainwashed by six newcomers from Ohio, 46 penguins at the San Francisco Zoo have abandoned their burrows and embarked on a great migration —
except their pool is not exactly the coast of South America and there’s really nowhere for them to go.
“We’ve lost complete control,” said Jane Tollini, their mystified keeper. “It’s a free-for-all in here. After 18 years of doing this job, these birds are making mincemeat of me.” San Francisco Chronicle
Are You Being Served?
Are the Saudis Pushing for an Iraq Coup?
Arab leaders hope to head off a war with a plan to facilitate Saddam’s overthrow by his own generals. Time magazine reports that it has exclusive information that the Saudis are trying to arrange a U.N.-brokered amnesty for all but the most upper echelons of the Ba’ath Party to encourage the Republican Guard and other powerful Iraqis to turn on Saddam Hussein and overthrow him, to avert a U.S.-led war and postwar chaos. Cooperating with disarmament in accordance with U.N. resolutions would be a condition of amnesty for coup leaders. But would Bush stand for being diverted from war by a Saudi-engineered coup? Who really believes that the weapons of mass destruction are anything more than the pretext for U.S. warmongering? Time‘s reporter writes:
“Politically, there would be nothing better for President Bush than to remove Saddam and disarm Iraq without firing a shot,” says a Western diplomat. “All along, Washington’s hope has been that as pressure gets high enough, the people around Saddam will take matters into their own hands.”
But this is not likely, on several counts. First, it would prevent a postwar U.S. occupation and seizure of Iraqi oil resources. If the U.S.’s investment in this war relates to any extent to attempting to extricate ourselves from our legacy of dependence on the Saudis, a coup would not be good enough. Moreover, it would fail to satisfy Bush’s goal in making this personal, getting back at the “guy who tried to kill Daddy” and surpassing his father’s shortcomings in not marching on Baghdad a decade ago.
If the Saudis’ goal is to reinforce regional stability, prevent chaos and prop up their own increasingly beleaguered regime, they’d do the minimum necessary to avert war. They’re certainly not going to be seen as supporting a significant opposition challenge to the status quo. Such a more limited “regime change” would probably not address the Ba’athists’ oppression of the minorities in Iraq, and, handy for both themselves and the Saudis, would exclude the opposition from more than token powersharing. An amnesty of many of the oppressors could leave the door open to private vengeance and a bloodbath unless an iron fist continued to restrain the opposition.
Still in Copyright Jail…
The image is by Andrew Baio, doing what comes naturally in the public domain. He has more to say about it here at waxy.org. And, for our final word on Eldred, we turn to Brooke Biggs. As she puts it at the Bitter Shack, “Supreme Court Gives Disney a Blow Job.”
Inspectors Find Empty Warheads in an Iraqi Depot:
Has the dysadministration found its pretext? Increasingly desperate at U.N. inspectors’ not coming up with evidence of “material breaches” of U.N. disarmament resolutions, the U.S. continues to emphasize discrepancies in Baghdad’s December weapons declaration. The eleven 122-mm. warheads appear to be left over from the Iran-Iraq war and, it bears repeating, were empty. NY Times They just weren’t listed. There will, of course, be endless debates about whether the Iraqis are merely clerically negligent or deliberately deceptive. If the latter, it would hardly pay for them to be concealing a mere eleven empty warheads, and not concealing them very well at that, would it? [Can’t wait for the Hollywood blockbuster with the inside story about the arms inspectors!] But of course Rumsfeld thinks it is precisely the fact that the inspectors haven’t found anything damning that proved that the Iraqis are concealing something…
Boos for Bush (Sr.):
Silenced at AMA?: ‘Did ABC censor a crowd’s disapproval of George H. Bush? The former president — and father of the current president — delivered a taped message at the American Music Awards on Monday night, and sources who were there tell The Scoop that the crowd booed him… The boos from the crowd, however, were not audible in the broadcast, leading some to believe that they were deleted by censors.
“To be honest, I can’t tell you,” a spokesman for ABC told The Scoop, who referred the question to a spokesman for the production company.
“I don’t know and I can’t tell you,” said a spokesman for the production company, who referred questions back to ABC.’ MSNBC
"The United States of America has gone mad…"
Much, much linkage to this polemic by John Le Carré, from the Times of London. I would sit up and listen if for no other reason than that I still await each new Le Carré novel with bated breath and consider him one of the most discerning observers of human nature (and human deception) on the planet. For me, the head-turning observation in this essay is his report that, in a recent poll, one in two Americans has been hoodwinked enough by the dysadministration’s bait-and-switch to believe that the Saddam at hand, rather than the bin Laden in the bush, is responsible for the terrorist attacks on the US. We really live in a nation of contemptible gullibility, don’t we? I wouldn’t care so much if they weren’t going to impose their vicious stupidity in a rain of death and destruction on the innocents of the third world, and make my children and their children pay for it.
Of course Le Carré (and those of us who point to his message too?) is going to get savaged by the warblogger set; here’s Lileks bleating about him. It’s the usual bottomfeeding quest for inconsistencies, mixed with name-calling and kneejerk abhorrence for any challenges to one’s all-enfolding and self-justifying security blanket of bellicosity. But read his rant carefully, with your eye to the forest for the trees, and see if strikes you as anything more than trying to besmirch the person whose opinions challenge and offend you.
Then there’s this: Moon Shadow — on the Washington influence of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon and the World Unification Church, which is reputed to be responsible for including North Korea in the Axis of Evil®. By Wayne Madsen, a Washington-based investigative journalist.
Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!
Al Sharpton Gears Up to Take On the Dems
Sharpton’s combination of black-power politics and personal sensitivity to insult means he rarely distinguishes between a personal attack, a legitimate political criticism of his politics and a racist insult to all black people. Already he has shown that he’s planning to play the race card as a way of rebuffing normal questioning during the 2004 campaign.
“To even question why I’m running is insulting,” he writes in Al on America. “Pundits ask me why not run for Congress or a local office, an office they say I might have a better chance of winning. That question, too, is insulting. If I’m good enough for Congress, why aren’t I good enough for the highest office? It shows me the question is more about assigning me to a place rather than whether or not I represent a segment of this nation and am worthy of leading. What they’re really saying is, ‘Why don’t you stay in your place?’ Why didn’t Jackie Robinson stay in the Negro League? Why doesn’t Tiger Woods only play in Harlem?” The American Prospect
And: Conservative but straight-shooting Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby wrote today of Democrats’ hypocrisy in cozying up to Sharpton, although he muddied his point by trying to contrast it with his notion that Republicans appropriately repudiated Trent Lott’s racism. The Jacoby column is not online but you can track his interest in the issue, and his vituperation about Sharpton and the Dems, in this Google Search.
Weblogs Compendium – Tools
If you don’t run a weblog or similar site yourself, ignore this site. If you do run one, ignore it at your peril. I’m sure there’s something here for you.
Annals of Depravity (cont’d):
“Babies have been killed, sliced up and eaten by a German Satanist group, according to media reports yesterday, stirring fears that last month’s arrest of a self-confessed cannibal was not an isolated incident.
The prosecutor’s office in Trier, near the border with Luxembourg, said that it had been investigating alleged cases of cannibalism and rape by Satanists since the middle of last year. That is six months before another case of cannibalism — the eating of a software designer by a former soldier — came to light.” Times of London [thanks, Walker]
ACLU: You Are Being Watched
“When it comes to snooping on Americans, Big Brother has a lot more gadgets at his disposal.
In its new study, Bigger Monster, Weaker Chains: The Growth of an American Surveillance Society, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) blames the unchecked use of technological tracking features for an increase in surveillance by both the government and the private sector.” CNET
Things-Bite-Back Dept.:
‘Bubble Boy’ Gene Therapy Halted
A second European toddler apparently suffered a leukemia-like side effect from gene therapy that cured him of the rare but deadly “bubble boy disease,” prompting the government on Tuesday to suspend 27 more gene therapy studies while they investigate the risk.
Bubble boy disease — an immune disorder formally called severe combined immunodeficiency, or SCID — is the only disease ever to be cured with gene therapy.
But three months ago, a boy whose life was saved by a SCID gene therapy experiment in France when he was a baby came down with a leukemia-like syndrome at age 3. Wired
Since we are increasingly discovering that various malignancies are tied to activation of dormant genes, this is a theoretical risk of gene therapy. The theory is that the insertion of the gene that corrects the immunodeficiency in this disease turns on a nearby gene that stimulates leukemic transformation. Is this bad luck in the location of the specific locus of therapy for this disease, or an inherent, unforseen generic problem of gene therapy?
By the way, it appears that the two children with gene-therapy-induced leukemias are responding to chemotherapy…
Supreme Court Upholds Constitutionality of Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act:
Eldred v. Ashcroft: We lose. Lawrence Lessig’s reaction. Justice Ginsburg’s majority opinion. Justice Breyer’s dissent. Justice Stevens’ dissent. Rebecca Blood, aptly, reminds us that “challenging the constitutionality of law is only one avenue for changing it.”
When we build it they will come!
The town of Soap Lake, in eastern Washington State, is building a giant lavalamp to act as a tourist attration to revitalize the town.
Multiple Miranda
“You have the right to remain silent … and so do you, and you, and you.”. Supposedly, supposedly, a judge in a Montana county has ruled that police must issue a separate Miranda warning to each of a suspect’s emergent multiple personalities. Although WorldNet Daily isn’t exactly yer most reliable source… [via Zed]
Update: A reader informs me that the Helena, MT Independent Record also covered the story [thanks, stephen]
Your Questions Answered
Paul Krugman himself responds, at length, to a query someone posted at Google Questions, trying to find out as much as they could about his private life in an apparent attempt to discredit him.
He (she?) doesn’t realize that friends of the administration must have already looked into all of this. Read Lou Dubose’s new book Boy Genius, about Karl Rove, and you’ll realize that if there was something there they would have used it. In fact, they would have invented something if they thought it would stick. But to save drstrangelove additional trouble and money, here are the answers:
[Zed again; he’s finding the darndest things recently…]
Righteous Indiscretion?
Pete Townshend’s ‘Bomb’: Recently arrested for viewing child pornography online, Pete Townshend says he is an outraged anti-porn crusader and was “doing research”. At least one Blogcritic believes him.
And: ” Iraqi President Saddam Hussein today told investigators he is not developing nuclear or biological weapons, but instead has been doing research for a book on weapons of mass destruction he hopes to see published next year.” BBspot News [via Walker]
EFF ’em:
Have you submitted your claim for a refund from the RIAA under the class action suit In re: Compact Disc Minimum Advertised Price Antitrust Litigation? You are entitled to a piece of the $67m action if you purchased any prerecorded music from a retail store during 1995-2000, a period during which the music industry was colluding to fix prices and defraud you. As pointed out on bOing bOing, there’s a move afoot for claimants to donate their share — expected to be between $5 and $20 — to the EFF.
Why the EFF?
They’ve earned it. This settlement is a direct result of media corporations taking advantage of consumers. It stands to reason that a non-profit which serves the interest of media consumers and artists should be a beneficiary. If there is any organization that tussles with the recording industry on a regular basis, it’s the EFF. …The EFF fights constantly to protect and broaden consumers’ and artists’ rights, or in some cases just trying to maintain what little rights we have. Let’s try to do something that will help prevent the media industry from manipulating the market again.
Sounds fair to me.
GOP senators on the warpath
Republican senators gathering last Wednesday for their session-opening ”retreat” should have been happy, blessed with a regained majority and a popular president. They were not. Instead, they complained bitterly of arrogance by the Bush administration, especially the Pentagon, in treatment of Congress along the road to war. — Robert Novak, Chicago Sun-Times
I share Craig’s delight.
Twenty things you must eat before you die
according to twenty epicures and culinary experts interviewed by The Guardian. I’m about halfway there, give or take. [via looka!]
Bush or Bush Lite?
Joe Lieberman vs. Dubya? Now that would be the devil’s choice, and TomPaine.com agrees. Not that the other Democratic contenders, as a bunch, are anything to swoon over, but what diid you expect? But Joe Lieberman? All you had to do was to listen to the soundbite of his announcement that he is in the race to find the words “lame” and “stiff”, if not something far less polite, welling up to your lips…
Psychologists will push to prescribe:
Mental health experts bring fight to Capitol: This is a story from the Houston Chronicle. Emboldened by New Mexico’s permission to psychologists to prescribe psychiatric medications, Texas psychologists go for the same rights. I’ve already covered in detail why I think this is a very bad idea. This article sums it up in a sentence (in the words of an American Psychiatric Ass’n. spokesperson): “Psychologists have always had a clear path to prescribing privileges: medical school.” [thanks,lisa]
Research on Place and Space
‘This set of resources draws together work from a variety of disciplines on the concept(s) of place and space. The term “place” does not necessarily have the same implications or meanings in the different disciplines. Furthermore, other terms are sometimes used in place of place, such as home, dwelling, milieu, territory, and of course, space. None of these, though, are necessarily equivalent to the notion of place.
The purpose of this set of resources is to try to cross-pollinate the notion of place across disciplines. Philosophy, for example, …has much to learn from the way that other disciplines conceive of place, even as those disciplines have drawn on the resources of philosophy in order to reflect on place. There is no real attempt at a definition here, except perhaps by extension.’
Britain urges US to delay war until autumn
Britain urges US to delay war until autumn, since, as is the common knowledge, there is no “smoking gun.” Telegraph UK And: Bush steps back from early strike on Iraq:
After weeks of expectation that the publication of the UN weapons inspectors’ report on 27 January would effectively trigger a confrontation, officials now admit this is unlikely. They say that President Bush now accepts that the inspectors require further time and that this should be granted. Independent UK
Vanishing Point:
How to disappear in America without a trace. This is largely the stuff of fantasy, but there are some useful tidbits there.
One generation to save world, report warns
“Influential body says last chances must be seized.” Guardian UK
A Tack in the Shoe:
Neutralizing and Resisting the New Surveillance — “Eleven behavioral techniques of neutralization intended to subvert the collection of personal information are discussed: discovery moves, avoidance moves, piggy backing moves, switching moves, distorting moves, blocking moves, masking moves, breaking moves, refusal moves, cooperative moves and counter-surveillance moves. In Western liberal democracies the advantages of technological and other strategic surveillance developments are often short-lived and contain ironic vulnerabilities. The logistical and economic limits on total monitoring, the interpretive and contextual nature of many human situations, system complexity and interconnectedness, and the vulnerability of those engaged in surveillance to be compromised, provide ample room for resistance. Neutralization is a dynamic adversarial social dance involving strategic moves and counter-moves and should be studied as a conflict interaction process.” — Gary T. Marx, professor emeritus at MIT, Journal fo Social Issues
Word Doctor:
“A serious literary magazine published by a hospital? Sounds unlikely. But the Bellevue Literary Review, published by the New York University department of medicine at Bellevue Hospital, is drawing on a long literary heritage. Bellevue has nursed William Burroughs, Eugene O’Neill and many other close-to-the-edge writers and artists. Danielle Ofri, the review’s editor-in-chief and a doctor at Bellevue, believes scientists and doctors too often dismiss the power of language. Words, she tells Michael Bond, are a vital part of the healing process.” New Scientist
The Most Famous Beat You Never Knew:
‘On this day in 1986 Beat poet Bob Kaufman died at the age of sixty-one. Kaufman was a legendary figure in the San Francisco poetry revival of the 1950s, and although not as productive or famous as some of his contemporaries, he seems to be widely-recognized as “the most under-recognized poet of the Beat Generation.” ‘Today in Literature A victim of heroin abuse, incarceration and forced electroshock treatment, apocryphal stories about Kaufman abound. He reputedly invented the word ‘beatnik’. With an avowed aim of being completely obscure, most of his poems appear to have been improvised on the spot or recited from memory and were rarely written. He supposedly took a vow of silence on the day JFK was killed, not to be broken for ten years until the day the Vietnam war ended. ‘(H)e seems to have out-Beat Kerouac and many others in Buddhism, in travel (around the world nine times as a seaman), and in arrests (39 in ’59 alone, mostly for being seen as a nuisance).’ He was known as “the original bebop man” and, in France where he was quite popular, “the black American Rimbaud.”
‘I Have Folded My Sorrows’
I have folded my sorrows into the mantle of summer night,
Assigning each brief storm its alloted space in time,
Quietly pursuing catastrophic histories buried in my eyes.
And yes, the world is not some unplayed Cosmic Game,
And the sun is still ninety-three million miles from me,
And in the imaginary forest, the shingles hippo becomes the gay unicorn.
No, my traffic is not addled keepers of yesterday’s disasters,
Seekers of manifest disewbowelment on shafts of yesterday’s pains.
Blues come dressed like introspective echoes of a journey.
And yes, I have searched the rooms of the moon on cold summer nights.
And yes, I have refought those unfinished encounters. Still, they remain unfinished.
And yes, I have at times wished myself something different.
The tragedies are sung nightly at the funerals of the poet;
The revisited soul is wrapped in the aura of familiarity.
‘Jazz, Don’t Listen to it at Your Own Risk’
In the beginning, in the wet
Warm dark place,
Straining to break out, clawing at strange cables
Hearing her screams, laughing
“Later we forgot ourselves, we didn’t know”
Some secret jazz
Shouted, wait, don’t go.
Impatient, we came running, innocent
Laughing blobs
of blood and faith.
To this mother, father world
Where laughter seems out of place
So we learned to cry, pleased
They pronounced human.
The secret jazz blew a sigh
Some familiar sound shouted wait
Some are evil, some will hate.
“Just Jazz, blowing its top again”
So we rushed and laughed.
As we pushed and grabbed
While Jazz blew in the night
Suddenly we were too busy to hear a sound
We were busy shoving mud in men’s mouths,
Who were busy dying on living ground
Busy earning medals, for killing children on deserted
…..streetcorners
Occupying their fathers, raping their mothers, busy humans
…..were
busy burning Japanese in atomicolorcinescope
With stereophonic screams,
What one-hundred-percent red-blooded savage would waste
…..precious time
Listening to Jazz, with so many important things going on
But even the fittest murderers must rest
So we sat down on our blood-soaked garments,
And listened to Jazz
…………………….lost, steeped in all our dreams
We were shocked at the sound of life, long gone from our own
We were indignant at the whistling, thinking, singing, beating,
…..swinging
Living sound, which mocked us, but let us feel sweet life again
We wept for it, hugged it, kissed it, loved it, joined it, we
…..drank it.
Smoked it, ate with it, slept with it
We made our girls wear it for lovemaking
Instead of silly lace gowns,
Now in those terrible moments, when the dark memories come
The secret moments to which we admit no one
When guiltily we crawl back in time, reaching away from
…..ourselves
We hear a familiar sound,
Jazz, scratching, digging, bluing, swinging jazz,
And we listen
And we feel
And live.
The Decline and Fall (cont’d):
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