The internet: the new source for real hip-hop.

So

here’s a recipe for success in pushing product, check this out,

you’ve got to plaster your album cover with corny computer

graphics of fat cars, dollar signs, diamonds and other material

objects, and, oh yeah, don’t forget the two busty women

(un)dressed in bathing suits and high-heels. And here’s some

advice for all you ambitious emcees: when y’all write, don’t put

any thought into your lyrics, just write about what everyone

else is writing about, be it sex, money, designer clothes,

whatever. Just make sure it sounds like either Jay Z or one of

The Hot Boys –guaranteed instant success.

Hip-hop, excuse me, hip-pop is all about sameness. You’ve got

to follow whatever’s hot to experience any kind of success,

well, economic success anyway. Spark

‘Oz’ author sought Indian genocide. L. Frank Baum wrote, a decade before the publication of ‘The Wizard…’:

The proud spirit of the original owners of these vast prairies, inherited through centuries of fierce and bloody wars for their possession,

lingered last in the bosom of Sitting Bull. With this fall the nobility of the redskin is extinguished, and what few are left are a pack of

whining curs.


“The whites, by law of conquest, by justice of civilization, are masters of the American continent, and the best safety of the frontier

settlements will be secured by the total annihilation of the few remaining Indians.


“Why not annihilation? Their glory has fled, their spirit broken, their manhood effaced; better that they die than live the miserable

wretches that they are. We cannot honestly regret their extermination. Lawrence (KS) Journal-World

Longevity is linked to IQ. “A study of 300 individuals spanning almost 70 years suggests that

intelligence, rather than social background, may determine

whether people enjoy good health and a long life.

People who sat an IQ test at the age of 11 in 1932 were ranked

in exactly the same order when they took the exam again at the

age of 77, showing that intelligence is stable throughout life. But

researchers also found that those with high IQs tended to live

longer because they made the right health decisions during their

lives.” Telegraph

Hazards of a healthy choice. Drinking low-fat rather than whole milk may more likely infect you with food-poisoning bugs. Small dairies use pasteurizing machines designed before the popularity of reduced-fat milk and, once modified to skim off the fat, often performing inadequate pasteurization, according to new research. New Scientist

Emerging Disese News: Global disease traced to tropical logging. “Logging and the accessibility it

offers to remote forests and to

wider hunting opportunities may

play a central role in the emergence

of new diseases that imperil human

health, according to a new study by

researchers from Johns Hopkins

University School of Public Health. ” Environmental News Network /i>

Review of Louis Breger’s new life of Freud. “Outside the psychoanalytic community, there is widespread indifference to

Freud among psychiatrists and therapists in general. His dream theories

have unravelled, his views on women have decayed, his Oedipus theory is

seen as fantasy, his long-drawn-out psychotherapy has had its day. What

can be salvaged and recycled? Can a satisfactory new Freud arise from the

ashes of the old?” Spectator

Hitting the Wall.

“Nobody likes to think that they have gone past their peak. It’s a very unpleasant feeling…None of my fragile childhood dreams, my parents’ ambitious encouragement, my education

at all the best schools, prepared me for this

early seniority, this stiffening at 35.” Feed

ACLU organizes opposition to Congressional restrictions on prescribing of RU-486. “…(A)nti-choice extremists in Congress…have introduced legislation that would impose

severe and unwarranted restrictions on the use of this

drug. Sponsored by Rep. Tom Coburn (R-OK) and Sen.

Tim Hutchinson (R-AR), S. 3157/H.R. 5385 would

impose a variety of limitations on mifepristone,

including restricting the physicians who can prescribe

the drug to the limited number who are trained to

perform surgical abortions. These restrictions would

severely limit access to mifepristone and place it out

of reach for many American women.” With just two clicks, you can send a message to your legislators, adding your voice to those who believe that Congress should not substitute its partisan views for those of the medical experts of the FDA (if you agree…).

The Free Nader Vote: “Why is voting for Nader without risk possible? Because of the Electoral

College, it makes no difference if Gore or Bush win a particular state by one

vote or by a million. The president is not elected by the popular vote, but by a

majority (270) of the 538 electoral votes. These electoral votes are cast by

state, and it’s winner-take-all within each state. Thus, a Nader vote has no

chance of “spoiling” the outcome for Al Gore unless it potentially changes the

outcome within each state. And for 90 percent of the states (including the

biggest ones), that’s not going to happen.” AlterNet

Alarm as cult announces plan to clone humans. “US scientists said yesterday that little could be done to stop a

UFO-worshipping cult from pursuing a plan to clone a human

being, after the group said it had both the money and the

medical knowledge to carry out the act.

A former French sports journalist, who calls himself Rael, and

his followers claim to be on the verge of cloning an embryo from

cells grafted from a 10-month-old girl who died as a result of a

medical mistake.

The girl’s parents, whom the group have not named, are

reportedly paying $500,000 (£357,000) for the procedure. It is

not clear whether the Raelians have begun their attempted

cloning.” Guardian

From 1999 Nobel Peace Prize-winning organization Medecins Sans Frontieres (Doctors Without Borders; MSF): “The Bracelet of Life looks like nothing more than a colorful strip of paper, but it’s

actually a real tool used by Doctors Without Borders volunteers around the globe to

test whether a child is suffering from malnutrition. Believe it or not, more children

in the world die from hunger every day than from any other illness! Learn more about the Bracelet of Life campaign and world hunger; see how other kids are using the Bracelet

of Life to raise awareness about malnutrition and hunger; or get your own bracelet.”

Most galaxies have a single nucleus, but the fascinating object in today’s APOD (Astronomy Picture of the Day) appears to have four. In fact, astronomers have concluded that the nucleus of the galaxy is not at all visible in this extraordinary photo of the Einstein Cross gravitational lens. The central cloverleaf is light emitted from a quasar directly behind the galaxy in our line of sight. The gravitational field of the foreground galaxy bends the light from the quasar into four distinct images.

Dig-dug, think-thunk. Alot’s at stake in studying the past tense, as this review by a Yale linguist of Steven Pinker’s Words and Rules: the ingredients of language asserts. London Review of Books

Bioethics comes of age. Arthur Caplan, prominent University of Pennsylvania bioethicist, was named along with several Penn doctors and hospitals in a lawsuit brought by the family of an 18 year-old who died last year during treatment for his inborm metabolic disorder. The suit charges that Caplan’s advice to enroll only consenting adults in the research protocol — the gene therapy researchers had originally designed a study to treat infants — led to the recruitment of their son, and eventually to his death. Some say that while Caplan’s advice satisfies the letter of ethical standards of informed consent, it defies the common sense that would inhere in treating critically ill infants instead of adults who have their illness under control and who might end up worse off than if they hadn’t undergone the intervention. A twist: bioethicists like Caplan are joining the boards of biotechnology firms which fund the research into their controversial potential products; the university researchers are often stockholders in the firms backing their research. Salon

A labor of love: a collection of references to the Parable of the Monkeys (you know, the one about how they’d eventually type all of Shakespeare’s works if they had enough time banging away at random) through the decades, since its first appearance in 1913.

From Sam Smith’s Undernews, Ralph Nader’s version of what happened at UMass. I can’t believe this outrageous violation isn’t being flogged with more concern and outrage in the media.


[From a letter written by Ralph Nader to the Commission on Presidential Debates]

RALPH NADER: On Tuesday night October 3, 2000, I attempted to view the first presidential debate

hosted by the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) at the University of Massachusetts. Though I

have been excluded from participating in the debates by the arbitrary and unfair standards set by your

private, bi-partisan company, I was given a transferable ticket by a university student to observe the

debates in a separate auditorium reserved apart from the corporate-sponsored audience in attendance for

the two-party show. I planned to view the debates so that I could appear as a guest to comment on the

debates later that evening on a live broadcast by Fox News Channel from a trailer occupied by them, at

the debate site, with the full permission of the CPD.

En route to the event, ticket in hand, and members of the press present and recording everything at my

side, I was met by a security consultant, Mr. John Vezeris, who was flanked by three uniformed state

troopers. The security consultant, while declining to present any credentials, told me that he was

“instructed by the Commission” to advise me that “it’s already been decided that, whether or not you

have a ticket, you are not invited.” One of the police officers told me that I would face arrest if I continued

to remain on the premises. The security consultant repeatedly refused to divulge who from the CPD

ordered this action and subsequent attempts by my campaign to establish who ordered this coercive

expulsion with the aid of police officers have not resulted in any names.

I was stopped a second time by the same police when I attempted to visit the news trailer for a broadcast

I was formally invited to do by Fox News Chief Executive Roger Ailes and which had been arranged from

the premises. According to today’s media reports, Mr. Kirk claims I was excluded as a “point man for the

protests,” when I took no part in those protests and when demonstrations by pro-Gore supporters did not

result in similar exclusionary treatment for Vice-President Gore. As the Green Party candidate for the

office of President, I am not used to being barred by police officers from attending public events for which

I hold a ticket. Nor am I accustomed to being physically prevented from attending approved on-site

newscasts and reaching national audiences from venues where I am invited to appear. Indeed, the

Commission’s decision to deploy public officers at a public university to bar me from viewing the

presidential debates and participating at a subsequent onsite newscast because of my political

viewpoints and affiliation with the Green Party violates both Massachusetts State and federal civil rights

laws.

Phil Agre, in Red Rock Eater Digest, takes another stab at describing the lunacy of the Presidential campaign and, in particular, Dubya’s one-trick pony approach: ‘The US presidential election campaign has descended into lunacy.

George W. Bush lacks the mental capacity to explain his own policies,

which is just as well, given that he is on the losing side of just

about every major issue. Instead, he, his staff, and most of the

media are engaged in a campaign of character assassination. That’s

the only word for it. They’ve decided that their strategy is “Al

Gore’s tendency to exaggerate”, and they are mass-producing factoids

that fit the pattern, accompanied by frequent, pointed suggestions

that Gore is mentally ill. The trouble is, the vast majority of

these factoids are false, exaggerated, or trivial. They are bunk.’

Appended to the essay is a forwarded message from Vinton Cerf who, if anyone, can comment definitively on what credit, if any, Vice President Gore should take for the development of the Internet.

I am taking the liberty of sending to you both a brief summary of

Al Gore’s Internet involvement, prepared by Bob Kahn and me. As you

know, there have been a seemingly unending series of jokes chiding

the vice president for his assertion that he “took the initiative in

creating the Internet”.

Bob and I believe that the vice president deserves significant credit

for his early recognition of the importance of what has become the

Internet.

And while we’re at it, you might want to look at First Monday, a peer-reviewed monthly journal on internet issues. The current issue, to which this link points, has another article on the Al-Gore-and-the-internet issue by Richard Wiggins, as well as a number of other interesting examinations of the sociology of the cyberspace world.

Some of the least-understood and least-well-treated phenomena in psychiatry and neurology are the varieties of dissociative phenomena. Autoscopic or doppelganger experiences, in which a person believes he has seen himself, are among the most bizarre. Here’s a description of one case and a discussion of a possible explanation. Tell me if this interests you lay readers…Psychiatric Times

Conservation by Cloning: Cow Carries Endangered Ox Species, Study Reports. Scientists expect the cow will be able to carry the implanted embryo of the endangered Asian gaur to term in late November. The embryo was grown from skin cells of a deceased gaur fused to an extracted cow egg. The procedure is a prelude to growing clones of frankly extinct species; the team plans to clone a species of Spanish mountain goat that became extinct nine months ago. They temper their self-congratulation with the caveat that biotechnological maneuvers are no substitute for protecting species in their natural habitats in the first place.

Quietly, Booksellers Are Putting an End to the Discount Era: “…the discount era in the bookstore business has

virtually come to an end. With none of the fanfare

surrounding new markdowns, the dominant bookstore chains,

Barnes & Noble and Borders, have quietly raised their prices.

So have the online stores Amazon.com, Barnesandnoble.com,

and Borders.com, just a year after their discounts of up to 50

percent on best-selling books escalated the price wars to a

new height.” Online book purchases are no bargain anymore given added shipping charges; so head back to your local independent bookseller! New York Times

Clinton Plans to Issue Rules Expanding Patients’ Rights. Again, the timing is crafty. ”

White House officials said they saw the new rules as a way

to get around an impasse in Congress on patients’ rights

legislation. Publication of the rules could also yield political

dividends for Vice President Al Gore, allowing him to boast

that the administration is moving to protect patients while

the Republican- controlled Congress fails to act.” New York Times

Inside the Death House: “And I said, `I don’t feel good.’

And tears, uncontrollable tears, was

coming out of my eyes and she says,

`What’s the matter?’ And I told her. I said, `I just thought

about that execution that I did two days ago, and everybody

else’s that I was involved in.’ And what it was, something

triggered within, and it just, everybody — all of these

executions all sprung forward.” A powerful NPR radio documentary, “Witness to the Execution,” to be broadcast this week considers the stresses accompanying the accelerated pace of executions in Texas. New York Times

Group websurfing: “Need to get out more but can’t bear to leave your

computer screen? Jack Schofield explains how to

socialise in cyberspace.” Guardian

Group websurfing: “Need to get out more but can’t bear to leave your

computer screen? Jack Schofield explains how to

socialise in cyberspace.” Guardian

Group websurfing: “Need to get out more but can’t bear to leave your

computer screen? Jack Schofield explains how to

socialise in cyberspace.” Guardian

Privacy News: Tailgating the Motorist: Big Brother? Drivers’ locations and driving habits may soon be monitored in a variety of ways, including using your electronic toll “passport”, onboard navigation systems, cellphones and a “sniffer” that records what radio station you’re listening to. International Herald Tribune

Talk to the Palm. A $179 attachment is an MP3 player, a digital voice recorder and a backup device rolled into one. Out of deference to music industry copy protection rules, users will not be able to beam songs to other Palms via the infrared link. Wired

Simple Simon.

If nothing else, the criticism of John

Simon has kept alive a sense of history. No one writing

today has done more to uphold the aesthetic standards of the

Third Reich. As film critic for the National Review and

theater critic for New York magazine, Simon’s specialty is

making punching bags out of people whose looks he finds

repellent, especially those who don’t conform to traditional

modes of beauty. (Barbra Streisand has been a favorite

target over the years: Early in her career, he said she looked

like “a tremulous young borzoi.”) If a performer isn’t

Simon’s idea of pinup material, the merits of his or her work

are beside the point. It was one of his remarks that once

earned him a plate of hot goulash in the face courtesy of

actress Sylvia Miles. His prejudices often make him sloppy

with the facts. In his review of Raúl Ruiz’s film of Proust’s

“Time Regained,” he identified Ruiz as “like Proust, a

homosexual.” As Film Comment pointed out, that should

come as some shock to Mrs. Ruiz.

Charles Taylor tries to go off on critic John Simon the way Simon goes off on everybody else. The occasion was Simon’s comments to director Atom Egoyan, taking questions from the press after the New York Film Festival opening of his film of Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape, one of the first two movies in a project seeking to film all of Beckett’s plays. Salon

Split Personality. Thoughtful review of Girl, Interrupted — the book and the film — by esteemed psychiatrist Alan Stone. Access a list of his other psychologically-informed film reviews from this page. Boston Review

“I hate this hand”. “The man who was given the world’s first hand transplant wants it removed by surgeons because he hates the sight of it. Clint Hallam, who two years ago underwent the operation carried out by a British surgeon, claims the hand no longer works and that he is being made ill by anti-rejection drugs. Mr. Hallam, 53, has gone to Lyon, where he received the hand, to convince the French member of the transplant team to amputate it. ‘I can no longer do anything with it. It just hangs uselessly by my side. It looks hideous because it is withered and I don’t see any point in keeping it any longer.’ ” The Independent

Group websurfing: “Need to get out more but can’t bear to leave your

computer screen? Jack Schofield explains how to

socialise in cyberspace.” Guardian

Artificial stupidity. Salon interviews techno-visionary Jaron Lanier who, at 38, has gone impressively sour on a computer-driven future. For one thing, he says that software is brittle and cannot keep up with ongoing advances in processing power. He views with contempt the half-baked stabs at artificial intelligence touted as the newest advances in most commercial software. His “One-half a manifesto” at The Edge provokes responses from luminary techno-heads: George Dyson, Freeman Dyson, Cliff Barney, Bruce Sterling, Rodney Brooks, Henry

Warwick, Kevin Kelly, Margaret Wertheim, John Baez, Lee Smolin, Stewart Brand,

Rodney Brooks,Lee Smolin, and Daniel Dennett.

Palestinian Demand to Probe Killings May Be Vetoed: “…The United States is poised to cast its veto against a UN draft resolution sponsored by the 114-

member Non-Aligned Movement (NAM) calling for an international inquiry into the killings of over 45 Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza since

last week.

The resolution, which is expected to be taken up later this week, faces a possible US veto because Israel has made it clear it will not permit any

international investigation into the shootings.

The proposed investigation is also one of the demands made by Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat Wednesday at the Paris talks involving Israeli Prime

Minister Ehud Barak and US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.”

Happy Mad Hatter Day!I missed my chance to wish you a happy Mad Hatter Day yesterday.

Your world is crazier than you think:

  • We travel around by taking the juice from hundred-million-year-old rotten dinosaur food and exploding it in a metal can.
  • A “sports fanatic” is not someone who participates in sports, but someone who sits indoors on a beautiful day, drinking beer while

    yelling at the picture on a little box. (Throw the ultimate football party: Forget the TV; just sit around eating and drinking with

    friends.)

  • As much as we say we like to “get away from it all”, the more successful we are, the more we take it all with us when we go. (Take a

    vacation with all the comforts of home: Just stay home!)

  • We’re so well-fed that we’re getting food with intentionally reduced nutritional content–so we can take the trouble to eat without

    getting the benefit of doing so. (Enjoy the ultimate in fast-diet-food: Skip lunch.)

  • We’ve saved so much gift-giving for the Christmas season that it has entirely unbalanced the flow of cash and consumer goods

    through the year. So merchants decided to start the season early to have something to do the rest of the year. (There’s now only one

    major gift-giving holiday — but it lasts for five months. Surprise someone with a MadHatterDay present.)
  • …and it goes. Take a look around you, drop your assumptions about what must be proper and normal, and see how much of it is just silly.

    Better yet, try to find something that does make sense.

    Branded Journalism. Hybrid branded magazines published by companies to showcase their products or associated lifestyle — from Abercrombie and Fitch, Sony, Kinko’s etc. — are the latest obscenity blurring the boundaries between journalism and commercialism. ‘Increasingly, as Naomi

    Klein shows in her blistering book No Logo: Taking Aim at the Brand

    Bullies
    , companies see themselves as alternative providers of content.

    They can now shape the environment in which their advertising is

    delivered, enabling them to further reinforce their brands. The

    magalog, Klein tells me, represents “a growing impatience in the

    corporate world with the traditional role of the advertiser as the

    commercial interrupter, intruding on ‘real’ culture. Now, the brand

    wants to be the cultural infrastructure, not an add-on, or an interruption.

    Magalogs are an important part of that: rather than associating

    with a lifestyle, represented by Rolling Stone or the New Yorker,

    magalogs allow the brand to be the lifestyle, their products the

    essential accessories.” ‘

    Men of Steel Feel Like 97-Pound Weaklings.

    Why are men so much

    more concerned

    about their bodies today

    than they were 50 years ago?

    This was the question

    Harrison G. Pope Jr., a

    professor of psychiatry at

    Harvard Medical School, and

    two colleagues asked

    themselves after noticing a

    sharp increase in male gym

    memberships, anabolic

    steroid use and especially

    body image disorders,

    including muscle dysmorphia

    (sometimes called

    bigorexia), an illness

    characterized by compulsive

    exercising and the sufferer’s

    irrational conviction that he

    is weak and puny even

    though he may be bulging

    with muscle.

    New York Times

    UN Experts Say Ozone Depletion at Record Level. For the first time, the ozone hole has extended so far that populated areas of southern Chile and Argentina were uprotected from high ultraviolet radiation levels. Watch for crop failures in the coming growing season from irradiation of the emerging seedlings, and increased skin cancer in decades to come in the affected areas. Reuters

    Thnigs Bite Back: Deadly touch: ‘Hospital superbugs thrive on sweat, say Danish researchers. They have found that some antibiotics “leak” out of the

    body in sweat, and believe that bacteria on patients’ skin become resistant through unrelenting exposure to the

    seeping drugs. Simple physical contact would then be enough to pass on the bugs.’ New Scientist

    Things Bite Back (cont’d.): Sinister side of sunscreens. “The widespread use of sunscreens has been increasingly questioned by experts who say that it may not provide

    protection against skin cancer because it encourages people to sunbathe for longer. Now there is evidence that a

    substance called octyl methoxycinnamate (OMC), used as a UVB filter in 90 per cent of sunscreens worldwide, may

    itself be toxic,” especially in reaction with sunlight. New Scientist

    Alexander Cockburn on the Yanomami scandal: “Will Tierney’s book provoke the uproar that Turner and Sponsel predict? Will anthropology be

    placed in the dock? I doubt it. For years native groups across the world have recounted their

    stories of the depredations of anthropologists, and have been eager to tell them to anyone

    interested. If Tierney’s claims are true, Chagnon may end up in some judicial venue, facing

    charges of crimes against humanity. But I doubt that, too. The can of worms is way too full.” NY Press [via Robot Wisdom]

    The only “post-game analysis” of the The First Presidential Debate that makes any sense, by Washington Post columnist Joel Achenbach. Was Dubya the winner merely because he didn’t mangle the English language too badly this time or claim that Poland is in Africa? Is Gore’s fallback position, if not elected, to demonstrate his readiness to be Deputy Director of the Office of Management and Budget?

    “Students got an unusual assignment from their English teacher: Pick

    out a victim, come up with a recipe for assassination and devise a successful getaway

    formula.

    The Covina High School teacher no longer works for the school district.” Sacramento Bee

    Piercing led to woman’s death. ‘A coroner gave warning yesterday of the

    “considerable risks” of bodypiercing after

    recording a verdict of misadventure on a woman

    who died after her 118th piercing.

    The inquest on Lesley Hovvells, 39, in her home

    town of Llanelli, Carmarthenshire, heard that

    she collapsed last New Year’s Eve, and died of

    septicaemia in January. Miss Hovvells had 28 ear

    studs, 13 ear rings, 11 belly bars through her

    navel, 18 other bars, six lip rings, 36 body rings

    all over her body and six nose studs. She is

    believed to have had over 40 piercings in the

    year before her death.’ The Times of London

    “I think that people need to be held responsible for the actions they take in life. I think that’s part of

    the need for a cultural change. We need to say that each of us needs to be responsible for what we

    do.”
    – George W. Bush in the first Presidential debate, October 3, 2000.

    The Smoking Jet. Thanks to Chuck Taggart at Looka! for pointing to this expose of serious discrepancies between Dubya’s claims about his military service and facts revealed by an independent investigation by a former Air National Guard veteran and aviation consultant. Of course, it is posted at “democrats.com,” which creates at least the appearance of partisanship.

    From the beginning of his Presidential campaign, George W. Bush has forcefully and repeatedly

    insisted that he faithfully fulfilled all his military obligations by serving his time as a member of the

    Texas Air National Guard.

    But the first independent investigation of Bush’s military record by a former Air National Guard pilot

    has revealed the following:

    1. Pilot George W. Bush did not simply “give up flying” with two years left to fly, as has been

    reported. Instead, Bush was suspended and grounded, very possibly as a direct or indirect

    result of substance abuse.

    2. The crucial evidence – a Flight Inquiry Board – that would reveal the true reasons for Bush’s

    suspension, as well as the punishment that was recommended, is missing from the records

    released so far. If no such Board was convened, this raises further questions of extraordinary

    favoritism.

    3. Contrary to Bush’s emphatic statements and several published reports, Bush never actually

    reported in person for the last two years of his service – in direct violation of two separate

    written orders. Moreover, the lack of punishment for this misconduct represents the crowning

    achievement of a military career distinguished only by favoritism.

    ”I did the duty necessary … That’s why I was honorably discharged” – George W. Bush, May 23,

    2000

    “I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a

    song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose.

    No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too

    young or too fat or too slim or too ugly or too this or too that. Songs

    that run you down or poke fun at you on account of your bad luck or hard

    travelling.

    I am out to fight those songs to my very last breath of air & my last

    drop of blood…”

    Woody Guthrie, who succumbed to Huntington’s Disease in New York on this date in 1967, at age 55.

    “Cause sometimes you hear’em when the night times comes creeping

    & you fear that they might catch you a-sleeping

    & you jump from yer bed, from yer last chapter of dreamin’

    & you can’t remember for the best of yer thinking

    If that was you in the dream that was screaming

    & you know that it’s something special you’re needin’

    & you know that there’s no drug that’ll do for the healin’

    & no liquor in the land to stop yer brain from bleeding…

    —Bob Dylan, “Last Thoughts On Woody Guthrie”

    US Funds Yugoslav Politicians; Why Not Do the Same Here? The shock waves from the charges of Chinese influence-buying in the 1996 US presidential campaign have yet to settle, but such action pales in comparison with the millions of dollars we are funnelling into supporting foes of Milosevic’s Serbian regime. “What if other nations adopted a similar approach to help level the playing field for

    candidates here in the United States? After all, the terrain for campaigns is

    severely skewed by access to big money and mass media.” But of course we want the rest of the world to do as we say, not as we do. Do we lose the moral authority to decry wrongs done us when our actions are not unimpeachable?

    Fall Television Preview 2000: ‘Ed’ and ‘Bette,’ Standing Out in a Surly Crowd . I’m including this not ‘cuz of any particular interest in the new TV season, but for the continuing pleasure I take in Washington Post critic Tom Shales’ entertaining, caustic wit. One reader wrote to differ with me, saying Shales loses credibility by skewering absolutely everything and appreciating nothing, so I’ll point out that he actually does like a couple of the shows he’s previewing, as the headline indicates. Me? I don’t think I’ll be watching much if any TV this fall, with Homicide long gone, the X-Files tiresome and irreparable, and nothing but nothing on the horizon looking enticing. Saves an enormous timesink!

    An Acquired Taste Via The Spike Report: ‘Despite his image as a charisma-impaired policy wonk, Al Gore is “America’s

    most lethally effective practitioner of high-stakes political debate,” says

    James Fallows. Fallows examines

    Gore’s performance in debates dating back to 1987, tracing a Michael

    Corleone-style transformation from naive idealist to cold-blooded pragmatist.

    After steadily improving his skills throughout the 90s, says Fallows, Gore

    has become “the political combatant most likely to leave his victims feeling

    not just defeated but battered…We can’t be sure about what will be best

    about Al Gore if he becomes President,” writes Fallows. “But what will be

    worst is probably closely connected to the way he has learned to destroy

    opponents in debates.” ‘ The Atlantic Monthly

    Baby Born As Donor Raises Ethical Debate. “To any stranger, Adam appears to be just another healthy baby

    boy. But he is not just any baby.

    Unlike most infants, Adam was selected from among six embryos during in vitro fertilization… The embryo that would become Adam was chosen specifically to ensure that a rare genetic

    disease called Fanconi anemia would not be inherited. But the embryo was also chosen to be

    a good transplant match for Adam’s 6-year-old sister, who does have the disease.” Reuters

    Can gorillas and dolphins communicate? Koko the gorilla “talks” with humans. Several Atlantic bottlenose dolphins do as well. Now they’re all moving to Maui to see if the two species can communicate with each other via sign language over video links. CNN

    Supreme Court Declines to Review ‘Cheers’ Case

    “The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday allowed the actors who played Norm and Cliff

    on the hit television series “Cheers” to sue over the use of two

    robots that the actors claim commercially exploited their

    identities.” In this fascinating case, the legal principle of the “right to publicity” (in which celebrities retain the right to profit from their recognizeability) clashes with the copyright on the likenesses of the characters the actors played. Reuters

    A Rule of Thumb That Unscrambles the Brain. ‘A new breed of animal,

    dubbed the “sand

    mouse,” has been added to

    the annals of biological

    science, and it has become

    the subject of a scientific

    challenge.

    Last week Dr. John J.

    Hopfield, a Princeton

    professor known for seminal

    discoveries in computer

    science, biology and physics,

    posed an unusual test to his

    fellow scientists.

    Dr. Hopfield challenged

    them to discover a simple,

    new computational principle

    — a general rule of thumb —

    for how the brain of this

    creature works, using only

    the power of deductive

    reasoning and a set of facts

    about the animal that Dr.

    Hopfield and a former

    student, Dr. Carlos Brody,

    have posted on a Web site.’ New York Times

    Women with Male Chromosomes Say Life is Good

    Girls born with male

    chromosomes can still grow up to be women with normal sex lives, according to new

    research.

    Women with the rare gene mutation known as Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome

    (CAIS) contradict a basic difference between men and women: That men have xy

    chromosomes and women have xx chromosomes.

    Women with CAIS, however, have xy chromosomes and started out as boys while still

    embryos, say medical scientists at Johns Hopkins Children’s Center in Baltimore, which

    pioneered research into the syndrome. But because of the gene mutation, their bodies don’t

    recognize or use androgens, which are male hormones, like testosterone, that cause the

    development of male characteristics. HealthScout

    CueCat Bar Code Reader Privacy Advisory. The CueCat is a pen-like barcode scanner peripheral for your computer that is being given out for free through Radio Shack, Wired, Forbes magazine, etc. Promoted as an easy way to visit websites by scanning barcodes included in catalogues, magazine articles and advertisements, each pen has a unique digital ID and the accompanying software appears to transmit a history of your surfing behavior back to the parent company, Digital:Convergence in Dallas. Even if, as the company insists, no tracking of individual data is done, The Privacy Foundation is concerned at the ease with which this might eventually occur. If you have concerns about being tracked in this manner, you should probably pass on the free CueCat and (gasp!) type in your URLs when you surf.

    Youngsters infect themselves with head lice. Students in Sofia Bulgaria have begun buying and selling them to one another in matchboxes after learning that they would automatically get three days off from school if found to be infected. ‘A Bulgarian education spokesman told the Daily Trud
    newspaper: “This regulation, that was aimed at
    stopping head lice spreading, appears to have worked
    against us, especially now when there are a lot of
    exams.” ‘ Things bite back… Ananova

    Sleepwalking in Seattle. A post-operative brain surgery patient wandered out of the hospital. Efforts to find him were fruitless until he was recognized by a group of street people queried by his family. His picture had been all over the media. He has no recollection of how he acquired the black hooded sweatshirt that covered his most prominent identifying details, a shaven head and surgical scar.

    As soon as an online music-trading service gets big enough to be useful, it’s doomed: The Gnutella paradox. Online music traders waiting to hear if Napster will be shut down repeat, ‘There’s always Gnutella.’ “Is there, though? …Gnutella is hardly ready for prime

    time — and is facing dilemmas almost as worrisome as the

    Napster lawsuit. Over the last month, users of the system

    have noticed a dramatic slowdown in responsiveness, and a

    number of reports have revealed serious instabilities in the

    Gnutella network. The open-source software developers

    who nabbed the program after America Online forced its

    programmers to abandon it are still striving to learn how to

    work together. And Gnutella’s legal status is also murky:

    The RIAA is already hinting that it may be preparing a

    strategy to attack Gnutella.” Wired

    Crowd panic simulated: “Mob stampedes have killed thousands of people in recent years, but they are usually explained in terms of psychology. Now, European

    scientists say they can predict and prevent crowd panic by computer simulations using the laws of physics.

    The new computer model relies on distances, sizes and velocities instead of emotional states but produces results similar to actual panics,

    the researchers said in today’s issue of the journal Nature.” Lawrence Journal-World

    Human Pheromone Link May Have Been Found: “In animals, researchers have documented the complex

    neurological paths pheromones trace to stimulate parts of

    the brain that are deeply rooted in instinct. Researchers

    have long believed that humans also communicate through

    pheromones, but until now had been unable to identify any

    of the biological equipment needed to detect these potent

    molecules.

    Now, in experiments at Rockefeller and Yale Universities,

    neurogeneticists have isolated a human gene, called V1RL1,

    that they believe encodes for a pheromone receptor in the

    mucous lining of the nose.” New York Times

    Prions may play crucial role in evolution. “Prions, abnormally folded proteins associated with several bizarre human diseases, may hold the

    key to a major mystery in evolution: how survival skills that require multiple genetic changes

    arise all at once when each genetic change by itself would be unsuccessful and even harmful.”

    Basic Differences in Rival Proposals on Drug Coverage

    It is very difficult for the average

    Medicare beneficiary to sit down with

    the Bush and Gore plans and compare

    how much she would pay in premiums

    and co-payments and how much she

    would receive in benefits. That is

    because the approaches of the two

    candidates are so different, and there

    are so many unknowns about Gov.

    George W. Bush’s plan.

    Given what is known, many analysts and consumer advocates

    consider Vice President Al Gore’s plan to be more generous;

    he would devote much more money to it, they note, and he

    promises a higher federal subsidy for premiums. Mr. Bush’s

    health care advisers counter that his plan offers more

    flexibility and more choices for older Americans. New York Times