Call it
This Year’s Models: “Rockers Elvis Costello and T-Bone Burnett
are teaming with scribe-producer John Mankiewicz (Level Nine
) to
create an hourlong WB dramedy about four fashionistas turned rock stars.

Imagine Television and 20th Century Fox Television will produce the
skein, which revolves around a band of former models who, in their new
careers as musicians, find themselves getting into a variety of sticky
situations. Costello will write an original song for each episode.” Variety

Bush spells trouble for economy, tech policy . ‘Bush’s fiscal proposals would abandon responsibility and exacerbate class
divisions. His technology policy — which amounts to asking “How high?”
when some tech executives say “Jump” — ignores a host of deeply
troubling issues that will be at the core of the future economy and society.’ San Jose Mercury News

Bush spells trouble for economy, tech policy . ‘Bush’s fiscal proposals would abandon responsibility and exacerbate class
divisions. His technology policy — which amounts to asking “How high?”
when some tech executives say “Jump” — ignores a host of deeply
troubling issues that will be at the core of the future economy and society.’ San Jose Mercury News

Bush spells trouble for economy, tech policy . ‘Bush’s fiscal proposals would abandon responsibility and exacerbate class
divisions. His technology policy — which amounts to asking “How high?”
when some tech executives say “Jump” — ignores a host of deeply
troubling issues that will be at the core of the future economy and society.’ San Jose Mercury News

Bush spells trouble for economy, tech policy . ‘Bush’s fiscal proposals would abandon responsibility and exacerbate class
divisions. His technology policy — which amounts to asking “How high?”
when some tech executives say “Jump” — ignores a host of deeply
troubling issues that will be at the core of the future economy and society.’ San Jose Mercury News

Psychedelic Room Helps Dementia Patients. “…Psychologists are reaching back to the psychedelic and ‘mind expanding’
1960s and updating research on sensory deprivation with the hope of offering relief to
people suffering from this type of dementia.

What looks like a modern art exhibit is in fact a room that enhances mental stimulation for
people with dementia. Colored lights, a giant butterfly, and a tube filled with bubbles are just
some of the objects that fill the space.” brain.com

We need a Constitutional Right to Vote in Presidential Elections . Vice Dean and Professor of Law at Columbia University Michael Dorf proposes we begin to seek a constitutional amendment. Recall you didn’t vote for President, you voted for a slate of electors pledged to vote for the candidate of your choice. If you live in Florida, and likely in many other places as well, you may not have even done that, even if you think you cast a vote. [via Looka!]

Study Reveals How Antidepressants Work… in rats, at least: “In a study conducted in rats, regular use of antidepressants

promoted the growth of new cells in the hippocampus, an area

of the brain where cells are known to waste away in people

who are depressed. The hippocampus plays a role in learning,

memory and mood.” It’s a well-kept secret, but we’ve been using medications to treat mood disorders for half a century or more, and we don’t know how they work. I’m not sure this study changes that.

2 Killed by Violence Counselor on Midtown Street, Police Say. “A domestic violence counselor walked up to his estranged
girlfriend on a crowded Midtown street yesterday,
fatally shot the man she was with and then opened fire on
her, killing her with a point-blank shot to her forehead as
she lay wounded, the police said.” New York Times Addendum: a friend from New York writes me that the shooter walked up to two policemen, announced he would shoot himself and did so before they could act. He is in critical condition.

Wonder weed: “The first complete DNA sequence for a plant
could have more impact than its human
equivalent… Its genome is tiny – the human genome is thirty
times larger – but contains the genetic secrets of all flowering
plants.” New Scientist

Solar Tantrums Could Last Two More Years; Space Telescopes Feel Pain. “An 11-year cycle of solar tantrums expected to peak during the summer of 2000 has so far
been weaker than anticipated, but forecasters cautioned that the worst could still be ahead
— way ahead.

Meanwhile, scientists operating space telescopes have been puzzled by unexpected gusts of
solar radiation. But scientists are seizing the opportunity to use the orbiting observatories’
science instruments to study the brief, mysterious waves of energy that have buffeted the
crafts without warning.” space.com

Can Hubble’s Replacement Succeed? “NASA’s Next Generation Space Telescope (NGST) is being revamped as
engineers wrestle with cost and technology issues to keep the $1 billion observatory on track
for launch before 2010.

The overhaul includes shrinking the NGST’s primary mirror diameter.” space.com

Report: Hillary Clinton Agrees to $8 Million Book Deal. More double standard in action. We just got finished raking Newt Gingrich over the coals for something similar, but the Senate, unlike the House, is not bound by the same ethical guidelines, and even if it were, Ms Clinton would not be subject to them until her Jan. 3 arrival on the Senate floor. For Simon & Schuster to make back this investment, the book would have to sell considerably better than, say, the last Harry Potter volume. Smacks of corporate charity to me.

Who owns fandom? “Independent Web
sites devoted to
pop culture icons
like “The X-Files”
and “Star Trek”
used to flourish on
the Net. Now
they’re an
endangered
species.” Salon

Thanks to David Brake for pointing me to this: Cancer diary man dies. “In China, a cancer sufferer who became a
literary sensation after publishing a
controversial diary of his last months on the
Internet, has died in a Shanghai hospital.

The death of Lu Youqing, 37, was reported on
the same Shanghai-based website which had
chronicled the last months of his life.” BBC

Double chip speed: The inventor of the world’s smallest transistor suggests that Moore’s Law may not be dead yet. Many were claiming we were nearing the limits of increasing chip power achieved by shrinking components. New Scientist

Gene mutation could increase life span in humans. It’s been done in fruit flies, and we have the same gene, whimsically named “I’m not dead yet.” It works by restricting calorie absorption on a cellular level. Better news yet: the fruit flies upheld their quality of life to the end, maintaining their enthusiasm for the fruit fly’s complex courtship rituals. Nando Times

Why some people just can’t seem to pay attention.

  • Chronic alcoholism has long been associated with neuropsychological deficits.
  • These deficits include an inability to maintain attention.
  • A recent study examined the cerebral basis of involuntary attention shifting in alcoholics and social drinkers.
  • Alcoholics seem to be more sensitive to task-irrelevant stimuli.
  • Alcoholics that begin to drink heavily in their teens seem to be particularly susceptible. Eurekalert
  • New report offers compelling evidence of Mars life. “The presence of
    extraordinary magnetic fossils in a
    meteorite from Mars suggests that the
    planet once hosted primitive life,
    scientists reported this week.

    The only known sources of such
    microscopic magnetic crystals on
    Earth are certain types of bacteria that
    produce them to seek food and energy.” CNN

    Elephants on the brink in Asia. “The Asian elephant is in serious decline
    throughout its entire range, according to a
    report released Tuesday by the Worldwide
    Fund for Nature.

    Logging, agriculture and human resettlement
    programs are pushing the elephants out of
    their traditional homes and into increasing
    conflict with humans, the report notes. About
    20 percent of the world’s human population
    lives within the present range of Asian
    elephants, and that number is growing by
    nearly 3 percent each year.

    Today, an average of 2.4 elephants are killed each week in Sri Lanka alone. Environmental News Network

    News Analysis: Another Kind of Bitter Split. “The conservative
    justices in the majority set aside their concern for states’ rights,
    for judicial restraint, for limitations on standing, for their usual
    insistence that claims raised at the Supreme Court level have
    been fully addressed by the lower courts.” New York Times

    Building a Better Ballot Box. “Two of the largest technology research universities in the United States are linking up to develop voting
    machines they hope will render error-prone punch cards and optically scanned ballots obsolete.

    On Thursday, professors at MIT and the California Institute of Technology announced that they plan to build
    a new line of reliable, secure, and modestly priced voting machines they think can become standard
    equipment for national elections.” Wired

    As the Guardian weblog puts it: “Only In America: Watch the next US president, pupils wandering and glass of
    unknown liquid in hand, being compassionately conservative
    about a couple of his friends at a wedding in 1992 – for the
    record, eight years after he kicked the booze. From The
    Smoking Gun
    . Quicktime plug-in required.

    Meanwhle, here is Astrozine’s reading of Bush’s birth chart. Top
    three pull-out quotes: “You express yourself well”; “Others see
    you as a lively, intelligent person”; “Your thinking is somewhat
    sober and you visualize everything with complete reality”.
    Anyone care to agree?”

    Cockburn: No closure, no peace. “Beyond
    the obsession about defiant punch card machines, obstacle course
    ballots, and pregnant or hanging chads, there are more serious
    issues that, in the miles of print written about the election
    in Florida, have received barely a mention: the systematic intimidation
    of poor people, blacks, hispanics, immigrants and the disabled.” Counterpunch

    “Although we may never know with complete certainty the
    identity of the winner of this year’s presidential election,
    the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the
    nation’s confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of
    the rule of law.”

    – JOHN PAUL STEVENS, Supreme Court justice.

    He’s not my president-elect: A partisan Supreme Court today handed the White House to the “illegitimate son”. Although I’m not a lawyer and haven’t read the entire 65-page opinion, from what I’ve heard the dissenting opinions are much more cogent than the majority opinion. Gore is scheduled to address the nation in an hour, and I personally hope he’s not too concessionary. I started out this campaign season thinking I wouldn’t get very emotionally involved, thinking it just didn’t matter too much. As you’ve seen if you’ve been reading FmH for long, I ate those words a long time ago as it has been apparent how much of a difference this is going to make. I think I’m going to be derisive for a long long time…

    Will the Real Y2K Stand Up? I’ve been amazed that there has been no resurrection of the concept that the new millenium begins this coming Jan. 1, not the previous one, as the end of the year approaches. It apppeared that all those sticklers for the idea had totally acquiesced to being outvoted by the unwashed masses. Now I know that at least they’re out there. Wired

    I’d been wondering what R. U. Sirius has been up to recently. “Combining left and libertarian
    politics with a kind of post-political futurism and the love of a good
    laugh, Chairman Sirius intends to bring all the subcultural tribes
    together to wrest control of the world from the drug warriors, the
    cultural ayatollahs, and the various corporate mega-destructo gangs.
    This is common sense for the forgotten ones who comprise most of
    the population.”

    Lifestyle “Creating artificial
    intelligent life has long
    been the stuff of science
    fiction but Steve Grand
    may be on the verge of
    turning it into science
    fact.”

    Given that he is a
    self-taught computer
    programmer with three
    mediocre A-levels, who
    works out of a converted
    garage at his home in
    Somerset, and that Lucy
    is being knocked together
    on a shoestring budget
    with no part costing more
    than £50, you might
    reckon this to be a
    laughable claim. But no
    one in the know is
    laughing.

    Grand is the acknowledged world leader in
    artificial intelligence; he has been cited as one
    of the 18 scientists most likely to revolutionise
    our lives in the 21st century…

    Seeing how the spirit moves us. University of Virginia psychologist Jonathan Haidt is on a quest to establish that elevation — the feeling of awe and inspiration in the presence of righteousness or altruism — deserves recognition as a distinct emotion with its own physiological defining features, joining the established list of anger, sadness, disgust, fear, happiness and surprise. “For a response to qualify as an emotion, researchers will need
    to show that it is an immediate reaction to a change in the
    environment – not a broader ‘sentiment,’ like love – and that,
    while activated, it causes a person to think differently.” [Other candidates for emotion status include amusement, relief and — although the article does not discuss it — boredom, as well as that elusive thing called love.] Boston Globe

    The battle for the future of jazz is joined. Wynton Marsalis has become the artistic director of Jazz at Lincoln Center. The Marsalis’s are in essence the first family of American jazz. Saxophonist David Murray, in this month’s Jazzwise magazine, issues what the Independent describes as a “declaration of war” against Marsalis, for stifling “the creativity of a music which is inherently about change and improvisation”, by focusing largely on the loving recreation of the classics, especially Ellington, and wielding the power to exclude those not sharing such a conservative agenda. The counterargument is that jazz is “America’s classical music”, finally beginning to be afforded the respect it deserves, and that a reverent approach is appropriate.

    “We have great jazz musicians out of work because of this stuff,”
    continues Murray. “It’s awful, a whole bunch of musicians who don’t
    play the styles he likes are now totally intimidated. It has got so bad
    that a real jazz giant like Freddie Hubbard came up to me and said
    ‘Well, I’m sure glad Wynton likes me!'” Of course Marsalis likes
    Hubbard, who is acknowledged to have been the biggest influence on
    the early part of his career. But for Hubbard to be grateful for kindly
    words from the younger player is like David Bowie having to be
    thankful for approbation from Kylie Minogue – absurd.

    Wittgenstein, Einstein and Bill Gates may have this in common: Asperger’s Syndrome. “What would happen if you
    eliminated the autism gene from the gene pool? You would have
    a bunch of people standing around in a cave, chatting and
    socialising and not getting anything done.” — Temple Grandin Guardian

    Napster’s ‘No’ to Rage Fans: “Rage Against the Machine fans — some of whom just days prior had read guitarist Tom Morello’s
    pro-Napster stance in a variety of interviews promoting Renegades — were surprised Wednesday to find
    they were blocked from the file-sharing service after downloading tracks from the band’s latest album.

    The Rage fans were redirected to a Web page that alleged copyright infringement necessitated the
    action, as requested by the copyright holder, in accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act
    (DMCA). Rage were equally surprised, since they had not requested this action, nor were they consulted
    by their label or management that this would be done…

    Napster, in compliance with the DMCA, is required to block users when identified by copyrights holders, as they did in May with over
    300,000 Metallica fans when the band submitted a list of alleged copyright infringers. Since October, when singer Zack de la Rocha left
    the band, Rage has shared the same management team as Metallica…”

    Feds: Doctors Must Check Warnings. Several recent high-profile instances in which the FDA has pulled drugs off the market because of serious, even lethal complications point to declining standards of practice in modern medicine. Although critics contend that medications are rushed to market before adequately tested, this is not the problem in my opinion. Certain drugs are “fast-tracked”, but the usual criticism is that it takes too long for significant new therapeutic breakthrough drugs to wend their way through the approval process; new drugs are introduced with considerably more alacrity in Europe, for example.

    The more crucial factor appears to be that doctors don’t heed the warnings about interactions and adverse reactions on the drugs they prescribe. Many MDs report they don’t have the time to read “pages and pages of fine print” on a new drug and wouldn’t remember what they read anyway. Worse yet, the source of prescribing information on many a new medication is the pharmaceutical company representative or “detail man”, whose job is really glossing over concerning details to get the product prescribed. Many — indeed, most — drugs we prescribe have adverse effects, and even dangerous drugs can be prescribed safely in the hands of a scrupulous practitioner. Increased regulation is only a very imperfect substitute, but will be increasingly necessary if the slide in practice standards continues. (“The beatings will continue until morale improves”??) Even though there has been an explosion in the numbers of drugs in the pharmacopoeia, the ready availability of information processing capabilities on the doctor’s desktop (or pocket) means there’s little excuse for prescribing with inadequate data.

    While in no sense of the term is it the consumer’s responsibility to avoid falling victim to unsafe prescribing practices, there are things you can do in the caveat emptor spirit. The take-home message is that you should require your doctors to inform you to your satisfaction about the reasoning behind their choices of medications, explaining fully the risks and benefits, with particular attention to interactions with any other medications you might be taking. The burden of proof for the doctor choosing a new(!) improved(!) medication instead of a more established drug ought to be higher, to prevent you from being the victim of a pharmaceutical company hyping the latest thing. (Always ask your doctor how long s/he has been prescribing a given drug when it is offered to you; and how long it has been on the market.) Wonder about your doctor’s prescribing practices if s/he is constantly prescribing the newly-introduced medications and offers you only vague explanations of the advantages and the risks. If your doctor appears irked by your inquiries, it’s probably time to find a new doctor. And find a doctor who still reads. Even as a busy, overworked MD, I wouldn’t have it any other way…

    Here is a list of the eleven drugs recalled from the market, either by FDA regulation or voluntarily by their manufacturers, since 1997.

    Closing The Harry Potter Divide. “Yes, our fourth graders do not score well on basic reading tests. Recent news stories tell of schools buying laptop computers
    (approximate cost, $1500 each) for students to take home. We have a better
    idea. For a cost of only $6 per student (approximately what you might pay for a
    danish and double latte, or your fuel costs to drive your SUV 50 to 60 miles), every
    fourth grader in America can be equipped with a paperback copy of the first Harry
    Potter novel, “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.” This will help close the great
    Harry Potter divide in America, where more than 60% of fourth grade students have
    limited or no access to Harry Potter, a proven reading motivation program that
    works particularly well with the difficult audience of young boys.”

    The Top 12 Most Luddite Films of All Time, from The Luddite Reader; actually there are fifteen, because of some ties and the inclusion of a very welcome runner-up, Alain Tanner’s 1976 gem To Jonah Who Will Be 25 in the Year 2000. But they forgot Bill Forsyth’s 1983 Local Hero. [By the way, why is The Luddite Reader online?]

    Warez, Abandonware, and the Software Industry. ‘What does it mean to own software? When I buy a game, what
    can and can’t I do with it? Does illegal copying of software really
    hurt anyone? If a company no longer sells a game, should I be able
    to download a copy of it?… The battles over software include many combatants. The software
    companies are trying to stop the illegal copying of their products.
    The abandonware users skirt along the border of legality,
    sometimes obtaining permission for their actions, oftentimes not; in the meantime, they try
    to distance themselves from the warez crowd as much as possible. The warez users are the
    anarchists of the bunch, in effect saying, “Sure, what we’re doing is illegal. So?” ‘ About.com

    Hunting the secret cyber-stash. The advent in May 2000 of non-degraded GPS services for civilians has led to the new activity of geocaching. ‘Someone
    hides a “stash” — usually a large Tupperware container
    filled with assorted goodies — in an interesting,
    out-of-the-way place, and records the exact coordinates with
    a GPS device. Those coordinates, along with a few helpful
    hints, are posted to the geocaching Web site. The stash
    seekers then use their GPS systems to find the treasure.
    Each person who locates the stash adds an entry to the
    included log book, takes one of those goodies, replaces it
    with one of their own, and then re-hides the container…

    The log book… includes about 20
    entries from visitors (some of whom stumbled across the
    stash unintentionally). “Humans are strange and wonderful”
    says one hiker, who also uses the space to shill his band, the
    Radiant Radishes. “You should be looking for natural food
    to eat from indigenous plants,” writes another. “Survival
    will not depend on your G.P.S.” And my favorite: “In our
    unemployed state we went hiking on the coastal trail, and
    found this treasure. We have left behind the keys to our
    failed dot-com. Hopefully they will help someone. Cheers.” ‘ Salon

    Guinea Pig Zero: a journal for human research subjects “… is an occupational jobzine for people who are used as medical or
    pharmaceutical research subjects. Its various sections are devoted to bioethics, historical
    facts, current news and research, evaluations of particular research facilities by volunteers,
    true stories of guinea pig adventure, reviews, poetry and fiction relating to the
    disposability of plebeian life.”

    Cremation Nation: As the popularity of cremation grows, more and more elaborate — and bizarre — options for scattering or retaining the ashes appear. “It’s a good thing so many
    Americans are choosing
    cremation for their dearly
    departed. The new options for
    memorializing ‘cremains’ would
    make some of them turn in their
    graves.” Silicon Valley Metro

    Cremation Nation: As the popularity of cremation grows, more and more elaborate — and bizarre — options for scattering or retaining the ashes appear. “It’s a good thing so many
    Americans are choosing
    cremation for their dearly
    departed. The new options for
    memorializing ‘cremains’ would
    make some of them turn in their
    graves.” Silicon Valley Metro

    Cremation Nation: As the popularity of cremation grows, more and more elaborate — and bizarre — options for scattering or retaining the ashes appear. “It’s a good thing so many
    Americans are choosing
    cremation for their dearly
    departed. The new options for
    memorializing ‘cremains’ would
    make some of them turn in their
    graves.” Silicon Valley Metro

    Google Tales: Searching for directory sites: Google – Yahoo! questions “We began to notice in early March that Yahoo! pages seemed to be rising in Google search rankings. This was
    several months before Google’s alliance with Yahoo! was announced on June 26, so we had no reason to think that
    there was any connection. But Yahoo!’s rankings kept rising in the succeeding months, and the announcement of
    the Google-Yahoo! alliance naturally raised questions about the connection.”

    Democracy??A Broken Electoral System: compendium of five articles — by Ariana Huffington, Cedric Muhammad, Harold Meyerson, Steven Hill and Clark Williams-Derry — highlighting the inadequacies of our system so clearly spelled out by this remarkable election. AlterNet

    The Way to Ex-Gay: A growing “ex-gay” movement, largely fundamentalist-Christian-based, is appealing to numbers of men trying not to be gay. There’s also mounting evidence of the damage done to them if they “succeed.” AlterNet

    Cremation Nation: As the popularity of cremation grows, more and more elaborate — and bizarre — options for scattering or retaining the ashes appear. “It’s a good thing so many
    Americans are choosing
    cremation for their dearly
    departed. The new options for
    memorializing ‘cremains’ would
    make some of them turn in their
    graves.” Silicon Valley Metro

    The Last Green Mile “…When we wake up 20 years from now and find that
    the Atlantic Ocean is just outside Washington, D.C., because
    the polar icecaps are melting, we may look back at this
    pivotal election. We may wonder whether it wasn’t the last
    moment when a U.S. policy to deal with global warming
    might have made a difference, and we may ask why the
    party most concerned about that, the Greens, helped to
    elect Mr. Bush by casting 97,000 Nader votes in Florida…

    Throughout the campaign, the egomaniacal Mr. Nader — who
    makes Ross Perot look selfless by comparison — justified
    taking away votes from Mr. Gore by arguing that there really
    wasn’t much difference between him and Mr. Bush. And, like
    a good Leninist, Mr. Nader also didn’t seem to mind
    destroying the Democratic Party to save it. Well, maybe
    there didn’t appear to be much difference between the two
    men — but there was a huge difference between the
    hundreds of key people Al Gore and George Bush would
    appoint to staff their administrations. And those hundreds of
    people will make thousands of decisions that one day will
    add up to a very big difference.” New York Times

    Christopher Hitchens: Yes, We’re the Great Pretenders. “I’ve been tempted to exercise this right every time I hear some fool on TV say that the current fiasco proves what a wonderful system we have.
    Please. Por favor. Je vous en prie. It proves nothing of the kind. What it does is expose the huge bias against democracy that is built into the
    system. Those million uncounted votes in California would have elected two senators if they were cast in Montana or Delaware, thus enabling any
    two tiny rural white states to outvote Illinois or New York, and would have elected no senators at all if they were cast in Washington, DC, which is
    legally disfranchised. And even if the whole pile of absentee votes had gone to Bush in California, they would still have been “represented” by
    exclusively Gore electors in the Electoral College. (Which is why the Republicans do not protest the injustice, since the Electoral College has
    become their last best hope.) Other democratic countries do not watch in respectful awe as America avoids “blood in the streets” in a contest
    between two bloodless candidates. Other democratic countries say, Wow, whatever system we may have, it’s not as flagrantly fouled up as the
    Yankee one. If this were a seriously pluralistic system, a Gore-Nader coalition government would now be in the cards; a ridiculous notion I grant
    you, but by no means as ridiculous as two hereditary princes simultaneously trying on the crown while going back to their corporate fundraisers to
    hire fresh teams of attorneys. Meanwhile, one Pretender hasn’t even quit as governor of Texas and one Vice Pretender hasn’t resigned as senator
    from Connecticut. ” The Nation

    F.D.A. Approves New Ointment for the Treatment of Eczema. The topical version of a powerful immunosuppressant (used to suppress rejection in transplant recipients) proves useful in relieving treatment-resistent eczema, probably by suppressing the overactive immune response in the skin in eczema. Because the eczema returns after the ointment is stopped, there’ll probably be a temptation to use it continuously or open-endedly. It appears safe at one-year followup, but don’t get your hopes up. Based on my knowledge (although, of course, a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing…), I’d predict that prolonged use might contribute to an increased long-range incidence of skin cancer in sun-traumatized skin. This is because the immune system plays a role in scavenging sun-damaged tissue that might otherwise turn cancerous. And eczema certainly occurs on sun-exposed skin. New York Times

    In a nation that dreams it lives by the rule of law, those who stoop to conquer and their supporters are of course making claims on a daily basis of what the law mandates in the Florida vote count boondoggle. Two of the most recent examples — the claim that Florida law does not in fact give the Legislature the authority to mount a slate of electors if the results of the vote have not been certified by the deadline; and the argument that, in the Seminole County absentee ballot controversy, Florida law requires that all the absentee ballots be thrown out if some are found to be tainted. Of course, there’s that famous inconsistency about deadlines for recounts that started this whole thing off in the first place. In the face of the predictable partisan attempts to co-opt the law for one’s own ends, it’s inevitable for the courts to be involved sooner or later. But it appears that when the going gets tough for conservative politicans, the conservative jurists in the federal courts get going to explain why technical election-law provisions must take precedence when they help Bush win the White House, but should be set aside if they assist Gore’s case. consortiumnews

    Humans did come out of Africa, says DNA. “Research
    revealed in this week’s Nature lends
    support to the idea that we appeared in
    one location in sub-Saharan Africa and
    spread from there, replacing
    Neanderthals and other early humans as
    we went.

    Researchers led by Ulf Gyllensten of the
    University of Uppsala in Sweden have found evidence that we are all
    descended from a single ancestral group that lived in Africa about
    170,000 years ago. And they suggest that modern humans spread across
    the globe from Africa in an exodus that took place only around 50,000
    years ago.

    Gyllensten’s team didn’t scrutinize fossils to come up with these results —
    instead the group examined DNA from living people around the world.”

    Fooled again: The received wisdom is that human reasoning proceeds by formal rules. But Princeton psychologist Philip Johnson-Laird thinks that, while we can with much effort follow the rules of deduction, we usually don’t think that way, instead employing shortcuts — building “mental models” of the possibilities of a situation — that are much less energy-intensive. The problem is that that, if falsity enters into these models, logic fails us. Johnson-Laird feels this type of confusion may be responsible for some disastrous examples of human error, e.g. the Chernobyl meltdown and the downing of KAL fligot 007 after it strayed off course into Soviet airspace in 1983.

    You might have experienced this logical breakdown while hiking
    or driving with the aid of a map. If you are on course, then the
    landscape you see corresponds to the features the map tells
    you to expect. But if you find yourself off-course, working out
    your location–and the way back to the right road–gets much
    more difficult. You have to deal with false situations: if you
    had been on the right track you would have seen a gate
    leading into a wood, for example. But you didn’t, and
    attempting to compare what you didn’t see with what you
    should have seen leads you easily into confusion. Eventually,
    you give up on the logical solution to your problem and head
    onwards. When you do see something that relates to the map
    working out your whereabouts becomes trivial. That’s because
    it’s easier to deal with a true scenario than a false one.

    The article contains some logic puzzles that may show you — they did me — how easy it is for reasoning to break down. New Scientist

    The Simple Things in Life. “Humans like to believe that life is a very complex issue…. (but) perhaps we’re incredibly simple animals, destined to go round and
    round according to a few simple rules…. Two separate studies
    in the US have drawn the conclusion that planetary life cycles are in
    fact much more simple than we ever imagined. In fact, for some
    organisms, a straightforward game of paper-scissors-rock pretty well sums up their existence. Beyond 2000

    Yearning for a Palm device but abit strapped? Palm Inc.’s online store seems about ready to start offering refurbished models. There’s nothing currently listed but it’s probably worth checking once in awhile.

    More Than 400 People Castrated in Norway between 1934-69 in a crackdown against sexual crimes. However, those affected included psychiatric patients, epileptics and gays, said historian Per Haave after research in the Norwegian health archives. Sweden revealed in 1997 it had sterilized more than 60,000 people between 1935-75, many coercively, in a “campaign to improve racial purity.” Norway also carried out forced sterilizations. Reuters

    Protesters Taunt Troops with Mirrors Sunlight has replaced stones as the weapon of choice for Lebanese flocking to
    the border with Israel to taunt Israeli troops stationed there.

    Lebanese venting their rage at the Jewish state are using mirrors to reflect sunlight straight into the troops’ eyes and into
    the lenses of Israeli surveillance cameras. Reuters

    Australian weds television set Twice-married, twice-divorced ‘Mitch Hallen promised to “love, honour and protect” his
    true love at a ceremony witnessed by friends and
    performed by a priest at his Australian home.

    The 42-year-old, from Melbourne, wears a gold wedding
    band as a testament to his love and has placed a
    matching ring on top of the widescreen TV.’ Ananova

    Postal Experiments: The zany folk at the Annals of Improbable Research set out to test the “delivery limits” of the U.S. Postal Service. “In short, how eccentric a behavior on the part of the
    sender would still result in successful mail delivery?” You may not believe some of the things their investigators got the post office to deliver. [via the null device]

    The title of Cintra Wilson’s book sounded interesting — A Massive
    Swelling: Celebrity Re-examined as a
    Grotesque, Crippling Disease and other
    Cultural Revelations
    — but her attempt to get humbuggy in Salon just isn’t anywhere near as clever or amusing, IMHO:

    And here’s a
    variety of other holiday-type pranks to use as an antidote (or an
    additive) for your Yuletide misanthropy:

    Build a panhandling snowman: Make a sad, one-armed snowman
    sitting on the sidewalk, wearing old, grimy clothes. Then put a
    crudely written cardboard sign next to it that says, “I am a 56
    year old Vietnam veterin [sic] with Hepotitis D Please help.”
    Make sure you put out an old hat, and come by every half-hour
    or so to collect the money for your very own Christmas smack
    fund.

    Hang an apartheid wreath: Burn a radial tire and put a metallic
    bow on it, then hang it on your front door: “In Remembrance of
    those brutally murdered under Apartheid.” Way to bum out the
    neighbors and win points for PC sensitivity, too! Plus, the
    carcinogenic aroma of burning rubber alloy should transplant
    those of clove-studded roasts, pine needles and any other
    chestnut-roasting jive smell in your own home and those of all of
    your surrounding neighbors for several hours.

    Here’s a real Xmas morning “stumper”: Instead of toys in the
    stocking for the young ones around the house, fill each stocking
    on the hearth with a prosthetic foot — a real ampu-teazer.

    Find any church nativity set and surround it with “Police Line —
    Do Not Cross” tape, then make it look like baby Jesus shot one
    of the Three Wise Men with a handgun. Preferably the black
    king. Then you can have Jesus with a talk balloon, saying, “I
    thought the frankincense was a gun!” A two-headed baby Jesus
    is also a fun changeling substitution.

    Another fun one is to rip up cotton balls and throw ketchup on
    them, in front of the fireplace. That way, when everyone comes
    into the living room for Xmas morning, you can say, “Uh-oh.
    White hair and blood. Looks like the dog got him. Poor Santa.”

    The peevish porcupine beats the shrill rooster. Camille Paglia covers ground in her year-end wrap-up column. I love the pastiche that cultural critics can make in the name of their craft. She comments on various absurdities of the Florida vote boondoggle and the media’s coverage of it, praises Rush Limbaugh’s integrity and fluency (and credits him with ending the era of political correctness in America), and compiles a hot dog geography of the U.S. I’m glad she includes Simco’s on the Bridge in Mattapan, Mass. I was once lucky enough to work a block away from there and indulged frequently, although the people with whom I took my lunch break there were as much the attraction as Simco’s dogs. Salon

    For Busy People, Staying Fit Is Possible. That probably includes you (it does me). If you don’t have enough time to do what you “should,” it still works to do less, especially if you can do it more frequently. Thanks to Rebecca Blood for pointing to this; she titled it “10 min. x 10.” Washington Post

    Many Feel They Are ‘Not the Same Person’ They Were “How do you answer the following question:
    Am I the same person I was 8 years ago?

    New research shows that a large proportion of people believe that they are
    not the same person that they were a few years ago. The more time that passed, the less likely this group was
    to be connected to their `previous’ self. Reuters

    The Third Culture “consists of those scientists and other thinkers in the empirical world
    who, through their work and expository writing, are taking the place of the traditional
    intellectual in rendering visible the deeper meanings of our lives,
    redefining who and what we are.” John Brockman takes us further toward (or over?) the edge in convening this online book-length anthology of current deep thinking about the nature of things.

    Cowboy Trent Set to Ride Roughshod. “As the law courts make ready the way for Bush Redux, the likes of Senator Lott are
    emerging from those dark, cold places in which they were stored during the
    governor’s campaign. It’s a wonder that the Gore team never did manage to point
    out that the Clinton administration, for all its flaws, acted as a foil for the likes of the
    cowboy-hat crowd, those faux populists who pose in denim and carry out the
    businessman’s agenda of low labor costs and minimal government regulation. The
    government shutdown in 1995 was but a metaphor for their fondest wishes, a world
    without the Environmental Protection Agency, the Food and Drug Administration,
    the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, etc. Why didn’t Al Gore make
    this case, or make it better? Then again, why didn’t Al Gore do a lot of things, chief
    among them: act like a human being?” New York Observer

    Joe Conason: Behind Bush’s Smile Lurks a Florida Fanatic. Tom Feeney, the Speaker of the Florida House, who is attempting to ram through the Bush elector slate in Florida by legislative action, has been called the “David Duke of Florida politics,” and was dropped from Jeb Bush’s ticket as a political liability because he’s so reactionary. New York Observer

    Truth Catches Up to Fiction Dept. (cont’d.): Doctors arrested in kidney-running ring. “Indian police have arrested nine people, including two
    doctors, for illegally purchasing or transplanting kidneys.” The kidneys were reportedly bought from cash-strapped Indians for between $1000 and $4000. Ananova

    Barbara Ehrenreich: The Civility Glut. ‘I call some corporate bureaucracy and, whether
    out of loneliness or confusion, opt for “0,” — the chance to speak to an actual
    human. “Kelly” or “Tracey” wants to know my account number, which I willingly
    share.

    “Great!” says Kelly.

    Next she wants to know my zip code, and it turns out to be “Perfect!”

    Or suppose I’m calling a publishing company and get an administrative
    assistant with a pricey British accent. When I tell her my phone number, she
    declares that it’s “brilliant!”

    I should be flattered, of course, to be associated with such an admirable
    collection of numbers.’ AlterNet

    Politicians Who Love Global Warming (PAC money received in 2000 elections):

  • 1. Spencer Abraham

    (R-MI): $458,161

  • 2. Richard Santorum

    (R-PA): $400,934

  • 3. John Ashcroft
    (R-MO): $386,655
  • 4. Rick Lazio
    (R-NY): $326,577
  • 5. Rodney Grams
    (R-MN): $310,584
  • 6. Mike Dewine
    (R-OH): $294,079
  • 7. Conrad Burns
    (R-MT): $288,359
  • 8. Dennis Hastert
    (R-IL): $282,732
  • 9. William Roth Jr.
    (R-DE): $281,654
  • 10. Orrin Hatch
    (R-UT): $245,390
  • Environmental Working Group

    Road rage: “What is it about getting into a car that turns a decent,
    upright citizen into a raving maniac?” A recent study shows that about one-sixth of people who are not quick to anger in the rest of their lives lose it behind the wheel. One contributing factor may be deindividuation, the process preventing us from relating to the driver of another car as a person because you only get “partial status information” about them. Even trying a conciliatory gesture from inside your car stands a chance of being wildly misinterpreted by the driver you just cut off.

    Culturally, anger may be sanctioned as a way of helping yourself feel better, but neurochemically there is a price — once you get angry, you tend to stay angry longer. (Some people may be particularly predisposed in this direction by low serotonin levels as well.) And the angry brain is, in a way that makes evolutionary sense, a less efficient information processor. Also see the Global Web Conference on Aggressive Driving. New Scientist

    Move over Casanova. “When you’re single no one wants to know. Yet the minute
    you get a partner, the others come running. Ever
    wondered why?” New Scientist