One-Liners Of The Decade

The short quips, phrases and exclamations that defined the '00s.

How many can you identify?:

  • “Wassup?”
  • “The Tribe has spoken.”
  • “The American people have now spoken. But it’s going to take a little while to determine exactly what
  • they said.”
  • “Holy Fucking Shit.”
  • “There are known knowns… we also know that there are known unknowns… There are also unknown unknowns.”
  • “Shock and awe.”
  • “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.”
  • “Wardrobe malfunction.”
  • “He’s just not that into you.”
  • “Combine enough nonhits on the Long Tail and you’ve got a market bigger than the hits.”
  • “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
  • “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
  • “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
  • “What are you doing?”
  • “F—-ing Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”
  • “An iPod, a phone, and an internet communicator: These are not three separate devices, this is one device, and we are calling it iPhone.”
  • “Leave Britney alone!”
  • “Yes, we can.”
  • “I drink your milkshake.”
  • “The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”
  • “The fundamentals of our economy are strong.”
  • “You lie!”
  • “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, I’m sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.”

For the attributions, go here. (Buzzfeed via walker)

[Are you as glad as I am that that decade’s done?]