What If Bush Didn’t Lie?

Doug Giebel thinks Bush’s world is falling apart. Readers of FmH know that I have long speculated that Bush is an incurious and malleable patsy of his handlers in the misadministration; a rigid credulous ne’er-do-well of simpleminded faith who has not been lying so much as lied to by his advisers puppetmasters. Giebel agrees, and thinks that what we were seeing in the first debate was Dubya’s dawning realization, despite being the “most insulated leader in our history”, of the contradictions. It is crediting Bush with alot, I know, to think that he is beginning to grasp this. Giebel actually seems to pity the man, which is a neat solution to the pain it causes some of us to hold him in such utter contempt. (Counterpunch)

Related: Here, an intriguing notion of how they might feed the puppet Bush his lines when he is onstage:

Is Bush wired?: “This site is a clearinghouse for discussion of whether President Bush uses an earpiece through which he’s fed lines and cues by offstage advisers. His speech rhythms suggest this, as do some of his word choices and interjections, and his constantly shifting eye movements while speaking. And there’s another form of evidence: Television viewers have sometimes heard another voice speaking Bush’s words before he says them. When Bush spoke at D-Day ceremonies in France last June, for example, viewers watching on CNN, Fox and MSNBC, including mediachannel.org’s Danny Schechter, were startled to hear another voice speaking Bush’s words as if to prompt him. Some said this continued into a q & a. And on the night of 9/11, when Bush appeared on television to address the nation, viewers of one television station in Quincy, Massachusetts heard another voice speaking, slowly and carefully, a few words at a time — words which were then recited by the president. The voice was nondescript, male, definitely not the president’s voice, says Quincy resident Robyn Miller. This went on for at least four sentences, she says, and then the ‘extra’ feed was cut off.” [via boing boing]

Cheney slip sends Net surfers to anti-Bush site

“In answering a question about his involvement with Halliburton, Cheney meant to direct people to FactCheck.org, a nonpartisan site run by the University of Pennsylvania’s Annenberg Public Policy Center. He urged people watching the debate to go to the site for facts countering Edwards’ statements about the corporation Cheney used to run.

But Cheney cited FactCheck.com, a for-profit advertising site based in the Cayman Islands.

The company decided to redirect traffic to the Soros site after it became inundated with hits — about 100 a second after the debate, John Berryhill, a Philadelphia lawyer for FactCheck.com, said Wednesday.

‘This was to relieve stress on the service and to express a political point of view,’ said Berryhill, who spoke with the site’s administrators shortly after the debate ended.” (CNN)

One Big Fat Egregious Liar

Boing Boing points out:

“Last night, Dick Cheney said, ‘The first time I ever met you was when you walked on the stage tonight.’ Turns out that this isn’t true. Soon after the debate, the media was given a photograph of one such meeting…”

That’s not all. Although Edwards had pretty much been running for president, and indeed missing many important votes, for the past two years, Cheney rarely meets Democratic senators in his weekly trips to the Hill. Although he represented himself as coming to the Senate in his presiding role, he’s really there for a weekly lunch witht he Republican senatorial delegation.

Some more Bush League lies, via boing boing:

“Determined to win the post-debate spin war on Tuesday night, the Bush campaign called on its supporters to flood the news media with quick declarations that Vice President Dick Cheney had come out ahead.

Ken Mehlman, Mr. Bush’s campaign manager, delivered the request in an e-mail message to supporters early Tuesday morning. ” (New York Times )

Why Don’t Americans Care?

Do you know who Halliburton is? Dick Cheney? How about Karl Rove? Alas, most Americans don’t: “It seems hard to believe. But the general rule of thumb is that major cities are slightly more attuned due to aggressive media saturation and how issues tend to make themselves known more urgently, more immediately, whereas Middle America is a scattershot conglomeration of the politically apathetic and the actively disenfranchised, full of people far too busy with their lives and kids and jobs and zoning out on ‘Fear Factor’ and ‘Monday Night Football’ to care about following the elitist, ever dire dramas playing out on the nation’s gilded stages.

Most Americans, in other words, have no idea what the hell a Halliburton is. Or a Karl Rove. Or a Donny ‘Shriveled Soul’ Rumsfeld. Or a Lockheed Martin. Or a Carlysle Group. Or have any idea that Saddam had nothing whatsoever to do with 9/11. Or that WMDs were never found. Or that President Bush has taken more vacation time than any president in U.S. history. Or that Jesus thinks Dubya is ‘sort of a dink.’ Or where Iraq is on a map.” — Mark Morford, (San Francisco Chronicle)