‘…I had a crazy thought the other day. I was watching one of the corporate news stations that had a neurologist on. They were talking about the mental decline they have noticed in Trump. They talked about what they are seeing and what they predict is going to happen.

In fact, every doctor I’ve seen do commentary on Trump has all agreed that there is obvious decline in his mental functions, but that they would like to be able to see CT tests and MRI’s to be able to see what is actually going on.

That was when I realized that I can do something they can’t. That’s right MD, this paramedic is going to do a bit of a flex on you.

See, you aren’t comfortable making a diagnosis without testing. I don’t have to give a diagnosis. I just have to treat what I’m seeing happening. So let’s talk about what I would treat if I had to take care of the Felonious Chunk, The Incontinental Divider, Mango Musalini.

That is how I would take care of him after my partner convinced me that driving the ambulance off a cliff with him in it wouldn’t make the world a better place. He’d be wrong, but I’m not about to mix ashes with that fascist…’ (Via Nicholas Orcutt)