New Word for the Dictionaries

Fe·ma (‘fE-mä)adj 1: foreboding imminent disaster 2: inadequate or unsuited to a purpose to the point of ultimate doom
Nancy’s babysitting job went from bad to fema when she accidentally put the spaghetti O’s in the litterbox and the cat in the microwave.

Fe·ma (‘fE-mä)vb Fe·ma·rized, Fe·ma·rated 1: to bungle, damage or ruin in such a way that people sing songs about your paramount ineptitude for millenia to come
Jack femarized himself by cutting his toenails with a chainsaw while sniffing gold colored spray paint.

Fe·ma (‘fE-mä)n 1: a steaming pile of feces 2: a U.S. government agency used to cause chaos in any emergency situation 3: mother of all clusterfucks
George W. Bush femarized the nation once again with his femarated decision to appoint a failed horse show manager to run FEMA. (Cynical-C Blog via walker)

I had independently begun to use the word fema’ed with my friends in related but simpler ways. It’s mostly used as an adjective, and I predict a glorious future in the vernacular: (1) A situation can be fema’ed, in a sense that will replace snafu’ed or fubar. (2) A person can be fema’ed. “I’m fema’ed” will replace I’m up the creek without a paddle, I’m screwed or I’m totally fucked. To anticipate some of your objections, I am of course not talking about the sexual act here, but rather some of the less pretty things people frequently do to one another.