Fall off a truck?

Jesse Kornbluth: “Remember at the Correspondents’ dinner how Mrs. Bush’s case made a joke about ‘Desperate Housewives’? Later, her press secretary said that Mrs. Bush had never actually seen the show, but was planning to watch the entire first season on a DVD she has at home.

Problem: The first season DVD of ‘Desperate Housewives’ won’t be released until September of 2005.

Possibilities: 1) There is no DVD. 2) There is a DVD and ABC sent it to the White House. 3) The White House rips and burns. If 3), where is that zero-tolerance Justice Department?” (Swami Uptown (Beliefnet))