Kerry Haters for Kerry

“Are you going to vote for John Kerry even though you find him unpleasant, annoying, arrogant, waffling, misguided, or just generally unappealing in some profound way? Then you’ve come to the right place! We’re Kerry Haters for Kerry — perhaps his largest constituency! No need to hide in the Kerryhating closet anymore while you pretend to everyone that he’ll be a great president. Here you are among friends. You can speak freely and honestly. You can admit: ‘He’s awful! And I’m for him!’ Each of us has his or her reasons for arriving at this position…”

These people may tout their tongue-in-cheek sense of humor but they’ll be tonguing out of the other side of their mouth if their emphasis contributes to defeating the effort to evict Bush.