An election forecast: We’ll get bin Laden

I have been predicting for some time that Bush is going to announce the capture of Osama bin Laden just in time to try to clinch the election for himself. Here goes Sen. Charles Grassley (R.-Iowa) priming the pump.

“I think they’re on his trail now in a way they haven’t been all year. It will happen because we will be able to divert more resources [to hunting down bin Laden].”

In a curious turn of phrase, Grassley said, “Obviously, he’ll be caught between now and the election.” Obviously?? What does he know that you and I don’t?

The Other Shoe Drops?

I have been waiting for news of whether the investigation of the ‘outing’ of Valerie Plame would lead anywhere. It seems so!

“Federal law-enforcement officials said that they have developed hard evidence of possible criminal misconduct by two employees of Vice President Dick Cheney’s office related to the unlawful exposure of a CIA officer’s identity last year. The investigation, which is continuing, could lead to indictments, a Justice Department official said.

According to these sources, John Hannah and Cheney’s chief of staff, Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby, were the two Cheney employees. ‘We believe that Hannah was the major player in this,’ one federal law-enforcement officer said. Calls to the vice president’s office were not returned, nor did Hannah and Libby return calls.

The strategy of the FBI is to make clear to Hannah ‘that he faces a real possibility of doing jail time’ as a way to pressure him to name superiors, one federal law-enforcement official said.” —Insight on the News

It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch o’ guys, if you ask me…

Chidomation!

What’s a “Chido”? ‘Chidos are caricaturized sculptures with a claymation style. E-mail us a picture, and we’ll mail you back a Chidomation figure. Does “Chido” mean something? Yes, “chido” is the current word for “cool” among hip Latino kids. If something’s “sweet” in English, it’s “chido” in Spanish.’

Climate Collapse

“While global warming is being officially ignored by the political arm of the Bush administration, and Al Gore’s recent conference on the topic during one of the coldest days of recent years provided joke fodder for conservative talk show hosts, the citizens of Europe and the Pentagon are taking a new look at the greatest danger such climate change could produce for the northern hemisphere – a sudden shift into a new ice age. What they’re finding is not at all comforting.” —Thom Hartmann, CommonDreams

The Pentagon’s Weather Nightmare: “The climate could change radically, and fast. That would be the mother of all national security issues.” Recent studies of temperature data locked in Arctic ice cores indicate that warming trends push the climate to a ‘tipping point’ with a sudden lurch from one state to another over a timespan of less than a decade. The major impact on the northern hemisphere would, paradoxically, be drastic cooling, not warming; the major mechanism appears to be the disruption of the Gulf Stream (which warms northern latitudes) induced primarily by decreases in the ocean’s salinity caused by icemelt and rainwater runoff. Although not caused in the past by warming induced by greenhouse gases from human activity, research establishes these drastic flip-flops in the past.

The Pentagon’s concerns arise from the fact that dramatic shifts in climate may overwhelm certain societies’ ability to cope and drastically upset geopolitical strategic balance. The focus in climate research is thus shifting from gradual to rapid change. Hollywood is getting the concept too. Next summer’s disaster flick, The Day After Tomorrow, already being advertised at your local cineplex, envisions an ice age caused by global warming. While the climate scientists have far less than the filmmakers to say about the human drama of the coming ice age, the details are what Pentagon planning is all about. Some of the Defense Dept’s visionaries in long-term strategic threat assessment have apparently turned their attention to this scenario. Fortune magazine here summarizes an unclassified Pentagon report from this think tank, which spins an environmental and geopolitical forecast based on a sudden ‘conveyor collapse’ over the decade beginning in 2010. Suffice it to say it is not a pretty picture, and could reduce humanity to a brutal struggle for basic survival resources unlike anything seen in recent centuries but, with the technological capabilities of modern warfare including nuclear weaponry, of unheard-of brutality.

The Pentagon report does not indicate what recommendations its planners are making and it certainly does not indicate how they will be received by the dysadministration, who are the environmental equivalents of Holocaust deniers. Because of the US’s resources, climate diversity, technological superiority and military might, it fares better than other regions in the ‘wargame scenario’, and it is likely that Pentagon planners are focusing on protecting us against the anticipated hordes of starving have-nots. As Fortune‘s essay euphemistically puts it, “we should… identify ‘no regrets’ strategies to ensure reliable access to food and water and to ensure our national security” and “form teams to prepare responses to possible massive migration, and food and water shortages.” Since ecological catastrophe is at our doorstep, and it is too late to do anything to avert it, it’s every man for himself, ‘no regrets’, in other words. And for me it’s too late to regret having brought children into such a world.

Americans deserve Bush’s profound apology

As the reader who pointed me to this said, it is a blistering piece on Bush and Iraq by a Baltimore Sun editor: “Imagine how the loved ones of the dead may feel as they watch the spectacle of political jockeying over who should take the blame for a war being started on the basis of flawed intelligence, over whether there will be an investigation, and over the effect the timing of such an investigation may have on Bush’s campaign to get himself re-elected.

If I were such a parent, or spouse, or child, or wounded soldier, I expect my fury would be visceral and overwhelming. I would not let these men forget what they had done to my family. Blood is on their hands.

Beyond those Americans who have lost – and continue to lose – relatives and friends in the war in Iraq, the rest of America should be appalled. For what the architects of the war in Iraq have done to individual families, they also have done to the whole American family, diminishing the nation’s dignity and stature, and its safety.” —Baltimore Sun [thank you, Richard]

The Voice of Osama bin Laden

Osama’s voice on tape proves that the leader of al Qaeda is still alive. Or does it? “On January 4, Al Jazeera broadcast yet another audio tape purported to be from Osama bin Laden, in which he exhorted his followers to ‘continue the jihad.’ The voice referred to the capture of Saddam Hussein, proving the tape was recent. An anonymous CIA official confided to the New York Times: ‘It is likely the voice of Osama bin Laden.’ In an interview with CBS, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge agreed.

I pronounced bin Laden dead in my May 2002 and September 2002 columns. Am I ready to retract this claim, and to pay off several bets I made back then? No, not yet. I think Osama bin Laden is still dead. And I don’t think I’m just being stubborn. To understand my logic, consider the following three issues: the state of the antiterrorism effort, the technology of voice identification, and the most likely alternative hypothesis that could explain the audio tape.”

— Richard Muller (a security consultant and Berkeley physicist), MIT Technology Review