Short stories by Daniil Kharms:

“Daniil Kharms (1905-42)

mainly made a living writing children’s books in Leningrad. He also wrote poems and absurd short stories, often published in underground magazines, after the avant-garde literary societies that Kharms was associated with were banned by the Stalin regime.


In 1931 Kharms was convicted of anti-Soviet activity and spent a year in prison and exile in Kursk. In 1937 his children’s books were confiscated by the authorities, and deprived of his main source of income Kharms was often on the brink of starvation in the following years. He continued to write short, grotesque stories, which weren’t published, but merely stored in Kharms’ desk drawer.


In August 1941, shortly before the terrible siege of Leningrad, Kharms was arrested a second time, accused of ‘spreading defeatist propaganda’. During the trial Kharms was declared non compos mentis and was incarcerated in a military prison. In February 1942, while Leningrad was ravaged by famine, Kharms starved to death in prison.”

The site links to a collection of Kharms’ absurd short stories; here’s a sample:


Once there was a redheaded man without eyes and without ears. He had no hair either, so that he was a redhead was just something they said.


He could not speak, for he had no mouth. He had no nose either.


He didn’t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach either, and he had no back, and he had no spine, and no intestines of any kind. He didn’t have anything at all. So it is hard to understand whom we are really talking about.


So it is probably best not to talk about him any more.