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Chess legend ‘plays the web’. This is being broadly linked to. A British chess grandmaster believes the anonymous chess player he has been playing — and being whipped by — over the ‘net is the elusive Bobby Fischer, who last surfaced publicly for a chess match in 1992. The speculation may drive Fischer underground again… BBC

John Ashcroft’s First Six Months at the Justice Department: The Right-Wing Dream Team Takes Over: “Six months into Ashcroft’s tenure, it is clear that many of the concerns raised by public interest groups and hundreds of thousands of Americans were well warranted.” People for the American Way