Sobering thought: “Rowdy drinkers can’t blame their violent behaviour on alcohol,
say Canadian researchers who have found that drinkers can
‘sober up’ if offered a small reward. The findings suggest that
being intoxicated is no defence if someone commits a crime.” But, on the other hand, even water makes you stupid. New Scientist

G. Gordon Liddy, on trial for defamation of Ida Wells, a Democratic National Committee secretary, advances the theory that John Dean masterminded the Watergate break-in to retrieve photos of his future wife Maureen. He claims her pictures were part of a packet of photos of call-girls used to set up liaisons in nearby apartments for visitors to the DNC, and were kept in Wells’ desk. Liddy claims he committed the break-in under the misconception that it was, as has been commonly understood, about bugging the DNC in support of the Nixon re-election effort, and that he only found out the true rationale for the break-in years later when he was told about the photographs by “a disbarred attorney and convicted felon with a history of mental illness,” Phillip Mackin Bailley.

‘ “I know he hates my husband but I know on some level he’s
trying to lessen his culpability and stupidity for the Watergate
break-in and to get even with my husband for exposing all of
the criminal acts in the Nixon White House,” (Maureen) Dean said
in what she described as her first interview on the subject in
10 years.’ Boston Globe

This is a bizarre theory from one of the strangest characters on the American scene, but is it really any more implausible than the commonly accepted theory of the break-in? Coverage of this defamation trial is the first I’ve heard of this zaniness but he and Dean have apparently been battling it out for awhile now. Here’s a Google search on “Liddy AND ‘Maureen Dean’ AND call-girl”.

Salon.com Radio launches March 1 on Public Radio International affiliates. “Each week, Salon.com Radio will take the
wry, opinionated personality of Salon.com
to the airwaves. Hosted by Stephan Cox,
the one-hour program will feature stories,
interviews and commentary on current
events, technology, arts and culture, with
reporting and interviews by Salon.com‘s
writers and editors.” How will it differ from, say, All Things Considered on NPR (except insofar as it is only one hour a week)?

“When You Get an Email Petition, Think Delete“. I’ve usually just signed them and passed them on if I agree with them, but this columnist makes a coherent argument that it’s largely a waste of your time. Chicago Tribune

Peggy Kamuf, Professor of French and Comparative Literature at USC, describes the witchhunt by a freelance reporter for Salon and, subsequently, a US News and World Reports columnist, who couldn’t even begin to understand the line of argument she was making in her lecture ‘The End of Reading.’ In the lecture, she tried to describe the contributions literary criticism and psychoanalytic theory could make to the neurologically-based science of reading and reading disorders, expanding our perspective on the interiority of the reading experience rather than just focusing on its externals. She was described by her detractors as making a 45-minute rant about the violence done by parents’ reading aloud to their children. She links to the text of her lecture, the Salon article and the USN&WR writeup, and her responses to both. Here, admittedly taken out of context, is the offending passage of her lecture:

The common notion of reading
as information-extraction sets the principles, and thus institutes the laws and the institutions through which reading practices are maintained, that is,
reintroduced, reproduced, and reinforced in each new generation of readers, as we like to think of them. And we do like our dearest common notion of
reading to remind us of the whole family scene. Reading is also thereby getting produced and maintained as site for the patriarchal, paternalistic family’s
reproduction of itself. The practice gets passed down, most typically, in the voice of mothers, usually mothers, reading aloud to their children. There where
this ancient practice of reading aloud survives, before the child’s invention of silent reading, it is the mother’s voice that has been made to echo with the
letters taking shape on the page. I say “has been made to” because the scene is certainly not a natural one. It has also to be produced, reproduced, instituted.
With the scene we are evoking of the child learning to read by listening to the mother’s voice, it is the institution of written signs themselves, and thus of all
possible institutions that is being passed down. The institution of the family of man takes place in a scene of learning to read. But what we forget, what we
have to forget or repress is that this is always also a violent scene inasmuch as it has to repeat, reinflict the violence that wrenches the human animal out of
the state of sheer animality, where, as we are taught to believe once we can read, there is no such thing as reading in this common sense, the sense we all
supposedly share, sharing thus the belief that only humans read or do what we call reading.

Some might suggest that, with prose like that, Prof. Kamuf set herself up for a hysterical misreading! But it’s no more lurid than much to be found in the psychoanalytic literature, for example, and far more comprehensible than much contemporary literary criticism, IMHO.

Chronicle of a Massacre Foretold: “The growing power and brutality of Colombia’s paramilitary forces have become the chief concern of international human rights groups
and, increasingly, Colombian and U.S. officials who say the 8,000-member private army might pose the biggest obstacle to peace in the
country’s decades-old civil conflict.

This massacre, the largest of 23 mass killings attributed to the paramilitaries this month, comes as international human rights groups push
for the suspension of U.S. aid to the Colombian armed forces until the military shows progress on human rights. The armed forces, the
chief beneficiary of the $1.3 billion U.S. anti-drug assistance package known as Plan Colombia, deny using the paramilitaries as a shadow
army against leftist guerrillas, turning a blind eye to their crimes or supporting them with equipment, intelligence and troops.” Washington Post

Wired has two stories about what the connectivity of the Internet has done to two very different social phenomena.
crush of humanity, from satelliteFirst, Will the Hatemongers Survive? Rightwing hate groups are evolving a new model in which their dirty work is done by “lone wolves”, individuals acting independently after having been inspired by the hatemonger’s justification and encouragement. The Internet is tailor-made to trawl in this way for adherents whle insulating the hate group from any direct connection to or legal liability for the actions committed in their name.

And Holy and Hooked Up in India tours the web presences of some of the “enlightened souls” at this year’s Kumbh Mela. By the way, the site has an incredible satellite photo (right) showing the dense mass of millions of people at the river bank at the start of the most sacred and busiest bathing day of the festival.

A gold star for tedium. As a father of two children whom we shower with books and to whom we read aloud all the time, I look for any pointers I can get to good children’s literature. I commented some months ago on the bewildering variety of children’s book medals, but the greatest attention and acclaim seem reserved for the Newbery medalists. So why do they have to be so boring, I wondered as I perused this year’s list, and this Salon essayist agrees that the Newberys are “insomnia-curing”, “eat-your-spinach books”, “the books
that stayed on display at the library
because no one checked them out”.

…(M)any adult
readers unquestioningly and uncritically accept the
Newbery medal…because many of us were well-trained and
obedient children, children who respected authority.
Bookish kids were often the homework-doers, the
good-grade-getters, the ones who took our vitamins and sat
still for the eye doctor. When we rebelled we did so
sneakily, with a flashlight under the covers. And so lurking
in the back of many minds is an atavistic belief that the
grownups are always right — that the books we were
sneaking for pleasure weren’t as good for us as the
award-winners we should have been reading. We too often
treat the Newbery awards as if we were still children being
told what’s good and what’s bad, what’s right and what’s
wrong.

The New Yorker Inane Ad of the Week site proclaims: “Each week this site highlights an especially absurd advertisement from the pages of the militantly bourgeois
New Yorker magazine. The selected advertisements evince the ridiculous excesses of our consumer culture.
They target an audience with a disgustingly high rate of disposable income and hawk to it the most frivolous
of baubles, endeavoring to engender — and promising, for a hefty sum, to gratify — desires nobody could have
developed on her or his own. So check this URL every seven days for a new, hilarious, hyperbolic example of
decadent consumerism.”

Making the complex simple. In the early ’90’s, scientists hoped it would be easy to find the generalities that explained complex systems or processes, and failed miserably, especially if real applicability (predicting the weather, the stcok market, human behavior, etc.) was to be the gold standard. Now complexity science has another, more modest go at it. The Economist [Could the answer be ’43’ after all?]

After Meritocracy. The sociology of the presidential administrations: Bush Sr.’s people were “WASP elitists”, Clinton’s were “meritocratic elitists”, and the Shrub’s people are “smart but anti-intellectual organization men. They rose through the
ranks of institutions—government,
industry, the military—and value loyalty
above all other traits. Their backgrounds have made the
transition run smoothly, but at the first sign of crisis, they
might lack the creative flexibility to wiggle their way out.” The New Republic

Human clone attempt ‘in a year’. It’s always been clear to me that, as soon as it can be done, it will be:

A fertility expert says he will try to produce the first cloned human being within a
year.

After a vote in the House of Lords to allow scientists to clone human embryos for
research, Severino Antinori, who runs a fertility clinic in Rome, claimed to have 10
couples willing to take part in the experiment.

If successful, it will produce a baby who will be an exact genetic replica of its
father.

Dr Antinori is already notorious for enabling a mother of almost 63 to have a child to
replace her adult son who died, and for causing uproar in Britain six years ago when
he helped a 59-year-old unmarried woman have twins.

Dr Antinori told a meeting in Lexington, Kentucky, that he was forming an
“international coalition” of scientists to work on the cloning project in ‘a country of
the Mediterranean where I had consent’.

Darwin Awards Candidate? Boy Suffers Burns After Imitating MTV. But then again, if shows like ‘Jackass’ pandering to the lowest common denominator of human intelligence bring in the advertising revenues, isn’t this just an unfortunte cost of doing business? After all, there is a disclaimer warning viewers not to attempt these stunts at home…

Humans Biggest Threat to Galapagos. ” ‘It was a close shave, but I think it’s safe to say the spill did
not have a major impact on the Galapagos,” said Godfrey
Merlen, a British researcher who has lived in the archipelago for
two decades and is helping the Galapagos National Park Service
monitor the damage…

Only one pelican and two seagulls are known to have died from
the spill off San Cristobal, the easternmost island in the remote
Pacific archipelago. But dozens of sea lions and birds, including
albatrosses and blue-footed boobies unique to the Galapagos,
had to be trapped and cleaned.

Scientists say the main concern now is whether fuel will settle
to the bottom of the ocean and kill algae, the only source of
food for marine iguanas, another species found only in the
Galapagos.” AP

The AIDS Questions That Linger. What we still don’t know, on the eve of the upcoming international conference:

  • Why does AIDS predispose infected persons to certain types
    of cancer and infections and not others?
  • What route does H.I.V. take after it enters the body to
    destroy the immune system?
  • How does H.I.V. subvert the immune system?
  • What is the precise function of H.I.V.’s nine genes?
  • What is the most effective anti- H.I.V. therapy?
  • Is a vaccine possible?
  • In the absence of a vaccine, how can H.I.V. be stopped?
  • Why do most babies born to infected mothers escape
    infection?
  • Why do H.I.V. rates differ so greatly among regions in Africa
    and elsewhere?
  • How many people are infected in the United States and has
    the rate changed in recent years?
  • Where did AIDS come from?
  • New York Times

    “Before
    the UN inspectors came, there were 47 factories involved in the
    project. Now there are 64.” Saddam has made two atomic bombs, says Iraqi defector: “Saddam Hussein has two fully operational nuclear bombs and is
    working to construct others, an Iraqi defector has told The
    Telegraph
    …The fresh evidence comes only a week after President George
    W Bush took office. In his inaugural address, he promised to
    confront weapons of mass destruction, without mentioning Iraq.
    Under Anglo-US policy, any attempt by Saddam to build nuclear
    or biological weapons could lead to military action.

    Colin Powell, the US Secretary of State and a Gulf war veteran,
    and Vice-President Dick Cheney are both known to favour a
    radical approach in dealing with Iraq.” How convenient this comes up just a week after the contentions ascension of Dubya, as the international consensus to maintain the pressure on Saddam is fading. His father did so well consolidating his leadership of the “Free World” with the demonization of the Iraqi Hun.

    Dogs don’t kill people, people kill people?? Friends and neighbors saddened, angered over deadly dog attack. The San Francisco woman died in the hospital after being set upon by two dogs, each of which weighed more than she did, who bounded out of their owner’s neighboring apartment as she was putting her keys into her door. The dogs were a blend of the Canario, a Spanish fighting breed so ruthless that it was outlawed in Spain in the ’30’s, and the massive English Mastiff; the cross has been deemed irresponsible by some dog experts. Apparently the owner had only recently acquired them. How should we parse out the responsibility for this? SFGate

    Start Paying for Napster in June. “Germany’s publishing powerhouse Bertelsmann said on Monday it was planning for an
    early summer introduction of a subscription service of Napster music downloads over the Internet.” Wired And Gnutella is spreading itself thin. “Predictions that Gnutella would quickly offer an effective file-swapping alternative to
    Napster have proven premature, with the technology’s own developers admitting
    more work is needed before it will take off as a way to trade free music and other
    digital wares. ” ZDNet

    Nominees announced for National Book Critics Circle Awards: ‘Jacques Barzun, a best-selling author at 92, and Zadie Smith, a best-selling author
    at 24, were among the nominees announced Monday for the National Book Critics Circle Awards. [Smith’s White Teeth is on the pile of pending books on my nightstand.]

    Other finalists included four-time nominee Cynthia Ozick for her essay collection Quarrel & Quandary and Michael Chabon for his fanciful novel about
    comic books, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay. ‘ Nando Times

    “…it seems we inhabit and enjoy
    a world where the real thing does not really matter”. On “the declining
    importance of authenticity in western culture and our
    acceptance of a world where imitation is
    all-pervasive….

    In the arts and in our lifestyles, endless bricolage,
    regurgitation and imitation bear testament to this
    trend. We drink in fake Irish pubs, cocoon ourselves
    in virtual reality, and visit Disneyland to immerse
    ourselves in the worlds of ancient Egypt, Greece,
    Rome, Olde England or the Wild West. Some – such as
    the residents of Celebration, Florida, a recreated
    world of Midwest America – even live in a simulated
    world. Eclectic genres of rap and dance music
    unashamedly borrow guitar riffs from the Seventies,
    looping them over a Sixties bass-line. Meanwhile, a
    put-together girl band mimes on stage and reaches
    number one.” New Statesman

    Techgnosis author Erik Davis ponders the “cost to our sense of being” of wireless technology and its erosion of place:

    As with so many technologies, the
    penetration of wireless into global society will be
    simultaneously convenient, weird, banal, and
    deeply disturbing. We already accept the little
    antisocial wormholes that cell phones open up in
    the midst of public space, a phenomenon that,
    while further cranking up the knob on
    individualism, at least adds another wrinkle to the
    boundaries that define our social interaction. But
    the growth of wireless access to data may have
    a very different effect, because it erodes the
    sense that the world we wander through has any
    real variation at all.

    Kevin Phillips: “The GOP has never met a tax cut it didn’t like, and that weakness may pave the way for a repetition of the 1981-92 recession.” With Federal Reserve chairman Greenspan having gone forked-tongued on this one already (he knows where his bread is buttered), and the doubts expressed by new Treasury secretary Paul O’Neill being steamrolled over, keep your fingers crossed for the misgivings of Charles Grassley (R., Iowa), new chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, and William Thomas (R., Calif.), new chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee to amount to something.

    “It is a conspiracy theory that would make Oliver Stone blush, but the pieces fit
    so perfectly well together that it has an eerie ring of truth. The theory: California
    utilities and a Texas-based power cartel purposely turned the lights out to pressure
    California’s governor and Legislature into a lucrative bailout.
    If this theory is correct, it would be one of the most outrageous examples of
    corporate exploitation ever perpetrated
    . This is not just because of the tens of
    billions of dollars to be transferred from Californians to corporate interests. It is also
    because the crisis may well drag the rest of the nation into a nasty recession.
    Let’s look then, at the facts and logic supporting the ‘blackout-bailout’ theory.” LA Times

    Google Link Is Bush League:
    ‘There’s an old schoolyard taunt that goes, “When you look up ‘stupid’ in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of
    George.”

    Well, here’s a tech spin on that insult, only this one is not for kids.

    When you type “dumb motherfucker” into Google, the search engine’s top result is a site about President Bush. Actually, what you get is a link to an online store that sells George W. Bush merchandise. The
    site is decidedly pro-Bush, and doesn’t cast any aspersions upon the intelligence of the new U.S.
    president.’ Wired

    Monster move for Church of Godzilla. Churchgoers hope that renaming the Church of God in Zillah, Washington the ‘Church of Godzilla’ will
    prove Christians have a sense of humour and attract younger churchgoers. A 10-ft. statue of the monster now adorns the church’s parking lot. Ananova

    New Primates Discovered in Madagascar and Brazil. “Nine new lemur and
    two marmoset species have been discovered in the forests of
    Madagascar and Brazil, scientists announced earlier this month. But
    the news is not all good – some of the newly named species may
    already be endangered, joining the dozens of other primate species
    that may face extinction this century. ” Environmental News Service

    Police radios can trigger positive breath test, at least with the equipment used in the UK, according to an ex-police officer informant for The Register who revealed that while at training school they were taught never to hit the transmit button on their handset while waiting for the breathalizer analysis to finalize. This leads to inevitable speculation that an officer “might surreptitiously give a
    quick burst of transmit on his radio whilst his partner was
    administering the breath test to an uncooperative suspect.” Even if the suspect is eventually acquitted, they will have been paid back for their cheekiness with massive inconvenience. The Register article advises those stopped for suspicion of driving under the influence to request that the officers turn their radios off. Let’s forget for a minute the fact that you ought to be caught if you drink and drive. IMHO it would be better for you to just keep an eye on their itchy fingers on their handset triggers and, if they transmit, you might be able to use the facts above to invalidate any positive test findings. (It’s akin to the way in which you can get your radar speeding citation dismissed if you can establish that the officer doesn’t know how long it’s been since the radar gun was last calibrated.)

    Possible blood test for schizophrenia? “Israeli researchers may have found a way to diagnose schizophrenia by analysing
    white blood cells for signs of a chemical that is overactive in patients with the
    psychiatric condition.” The amount of mRNA that codes for a specific subset of the dopamine receptor, D3, implicated in schizophrenia, is reliably sngiificantly elevated in the new test. Over the decades, there have been a number of claims of blood chemistry alterations that could predict schizophrenia, none of which has panned out. But this seems less smoke and mirrors than most to me. Of course I’ll mention my standard caveat — schizophrenia is a heterogeneous condition, only some of which relates to neurotransmitter or receptor alterations, so this test isn’t going to be global. British Medical Journal

    Negative Emotions Fade with Age: Study. “In a study that spanned 23 years and four different generations, a team of researchers probed
    the positive and negative emotions of 2,804 people. … They say that negative emotions like loneliness,
    depression or boredom become less burdensome as people age.” This is something anyone who spends considerable time with a selection of elders already knows.

    If you enter your (or any) zipcode at EnviroMapper, this EPA site generates a map depicting your local environmental quality, including “drinking water,
    toxic and air releases, hazardous waste, water discharge permits, and Superfund sites.
    EnviroMapper also links to text reports, which provide even more information.” They’ll also give you the code to display an EnviroMap on your website.

    Thanks for Jorn Barger at Robot Wisdom for pointing to this update on the progress of Martin Amis’ novels to film. No word yet about my favorite, London Fields; not sure it would translate that well (or that anyone would go to see it if it did). Here‘s a feature from the New York Times archives about Amis, including a collection of reviews of his books and links to articles about him.

    Bottom Dollar: “The ultimate in sophisticated swabbing products has just been launched by US sanitary
    giant Kimberly-Clark. The busy boffins at K-C have been beavering away to bring the
    world “Cottonelle Fresh(TM) Rollwipes — America’s first and only dispersible,
    pre-moistened wipe on a roll!”

    Yep, you guessed it. Now you can buy a roll of wet toilet paper; highly useful for
    achieving that squeaky clean feeling.” And for your littlest ones: “For parents wishing to do away with the smell and mess
    of wet, leaky diapers, wrapping their baby in mashed fish
    may be the answer. A food scientist at the University of
    Wisconsin, Madison, believes that we should extend our
    recycling consciousness to embrace dead, unwanted fish,
    and in so doing reduce both waste and diaper rash.” Beyond 2000

    DeCSS Allies Ganging Up The federal court ruling in a suit brought by eight movie studios against 2600 Magazine that restricted its right to publish a decryption program for DVDs “ignores free speech rights and should be
    overturned, eight different coalitions claim.

    The groups, representing everyone from cryptographers to journalists, have ganged up to attack the ruling in separate amicus
    briefs scheduled to be sent to the Second Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday.” Wired

    The killer illness for a new world order: “Mad cow fits the classic profile of a disease likely to cause
    hysteria. Ebola, AIDS, and polio—three of the most
    flamboyant illnesses of the century—overshadowed deadlier
    but less flashy plagues, such as malaria, for several reasons.
    First, the hysteria-inducing illnesses usually affect young
    people and strike in particularly gruesome ways. Ebola causes
    massive bleeding from every orifice. AIDS is responsible for
    grotesque cancers and infections. Polio paralyzed young
    children.

    Second, at the moment of the panic—before much is learned
    about the disease’s origin—everyone seems vulnerable, and
    it’s not clear that prevention is possible. Maybe an Ebola
    victim flew in from the Congo and breathed on you! Maybe
    your dentist is HIV-positive! And finally, the disease
    organism is new and weird and seems to have sprung from a
    dark, mysterious place. AIDS is a creepy mutating monkey
    virus. Ebola remains a riddle: The Hot Zone traces it to the
    bats in a spooky East African cave.” Slate

    Telling the Truth About “False” Memory: ‘Researchers at the University of Missouri-Columbia
    now can distinguish between true and “false” memories, which could lead to further discoveries about the human mind.

    “Although people believe they remember events accurately, the human memory is error prone, creating memories of events that never happened,” said
    (one of the researchers). “Learning how true and false memories differ will allow us to better understand how memory works
    and fails, and how memories are stored and processed.”

    “Memory retrieval involves the reactivation of sensory information present during an event…However, memories of events that never
    occurred have no sensory information to reactivate. By detecting this brain activity, we can differentiate between true and false memories.” ‘ Although this research technique is not soon likely to become a clinically useful test, this has enormous implications for the polarizing and seemingly insoluble debate — kind of like arguing about religion — about the falsity or reality of “recovered memories” of early abuse (zealously defended and sometimes zealously encouraged by some therapists, and met with contempt by others) that has been ripping through the mental health field and the popular culture over the last decade. This link should take you to the abstract of the study in the Journal of Cognitive Neuroscience.

    The 2001 US Big Brother Awards. Call for nominations for the four awards, which will be given at the March 7 Computers, Freedom, and Privacy Conference in Cambridge, MA:

  • Worst Government Official/Most Heinous Government Organization:

    A government department, ministry, or agency which has unreasonably invaded privacy
    and established comprehensive programmes of surveillance. Or a government official
    who has a particularlly bad record in promoting or encouraging privacy invasions.
    Previous winners were the US Department of Commerce and Rep. Bill McCollum
    (R-FL)

  • Most invasive company:

    A company or other private organization based in the United States which has
    demonstrated profound disregard for the privacy of either its own personnel or the
    general public. The previous winners were Elensys Inc and DoubleClick.

  • Most Appalling Project —

    private, government or a partnership — that has reached an advanced stage of
    development or implementation, and which will achieve substantial intrusion into
    privacy. Winners have included the FDIC’s ‘Know Your Customer and the Federal
    Aviation Administration’s BodyScan system.

  • Lifetime Menace:

    A person or organization (government or non-governmental) that has made an
    extraordinary contribution to the destruction of privacy. The previous winners have been
    TransUnion and the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

  • ‘ “Winners” are encouraged to attend and accept their awards.’ [via Red Rock Eaters]

    Big Bang Scientists Get Dense More than 700 scientists convened last week at Brookhaven National Laboratory in Stony Brook NY, the site of the new Relativistic Heavy Ion Accelerator, to discuss its preliminary success in creating the highest density of matter ever made. The point of producing such exotic matter composed of pure quarks held together by gluons is to approach on a small scale the conditions in the universe microseconds after it came into existence in the Big Bang, “an explosion from a single point of nearly infinite energy density.” Wired [Is anyone wondering: if they can get back all the way to the singularity, any chance they could create a new universe, microscopic or otherwise? What effects might that have on our own,”inside” which it was created?]

    In what at least has the appearance of impropriety, according to the New York Post the inclusion on Clinton’s Presidential pardon list of four members of a New York Hasidic community (convicted in 1999 of a $40 million swindling scheme) may have been the price for delivering their community’s votes to Hilary Clinton in her recent successful bid for a New York Senate seat. Her near-unanimous vote in the neighborhood was in marked contrst to the Republican majorities polled in two adjacent but unrelated Hasidic districts. Ms Clinton’s denials sound disingenuous in the same way as her husband’s denials about having sex with Monica Lewinsky, master wordsmiths that they both are.

    Annals of the Age of the Clown Prince: Dubya Exits the Information Superhighway. “Never much of a cyber-cowboy, President Bush
    has now exited the information superhighway altogether to
    avoid having his e-mail become public. Before he came to
    Washington, Bush said he wasn’t much of an Internet surfer but
    did like to e-mail family members, especially his mother and
    brother Jeb, Florida’s governor.”

    An Inside Look at the First United Nations Prison, located in Tanzania to hold detainees being tried at the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda. If convicted and sentenced, African countries have agreed to imprison them; the United Nations is exerting pressure for these countries — so far Mali, Swaziland and Benin — to bring conditions in their prisons up to acceptable standards to host those convicted of some of the most heinous genocidal atrocities known. Internews, which got this ‘scoop’, is a US-funded organization that provides support to worldwide independent media; I wasn’t aware that they appear to do their own reporting as well.

    And in other war crimes news, a US Report Says Serbs Burned Ethnic Albanian Bodies: “Serbian security forces
    incinerated the remains of hundreds of ethnic Albanians in a lead refinery during the 1999
    hostilities in the Yugoslav province, a U.S. radio reporting team said on Thursday.” An explicit
    aim appears to have been to destroy evidence that might lead to war crimes prosecution,
    according to a Serbian source close to the operation.

    A Living Hell or a Life Saved? Attorneys for Russell Weston, a man with paranoid schizophrenia who killed two U.S. Capitol Police officers in July 1998, have fought a successful battle since to prevent his forcible medication in the federal psychiatric hospital where he has been detained since. They argue that treating his psychosis and making him competent to stand trial on charges for which he could face the death penalty if convicted is unethical and illegal. In the meanwhile, he remains tortured by his illness and, potentially dangerous, has been kept in seclusion for an unheard-of two years. But which is the greater cruelty? Washington Post

    Wrong response to energy mess could be recipe for environmental ruin: “At the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum, which opens here Thursday, the conversations among
    corporate, political and academic leaders will be more about bringing Western-style economic progress to
    developing economies than about finding ways to save the planet. Oh, the program pays some attention to the
    issues. For example, there’s a session titled “Whatever Happened to Sustainable Development?” and
    non-governmental organizations, including environmental groups, were invited to be part of the conversation. But
    the bulk of the talk will be about sustaining growth in the rich nations, and bringing growth to the places where so
    many people live in hopeless deprivation.” San Jose Mercury News

    Dalai Lama Criticizes Proselytizing. “Stepping into one of the hottest religious
    controversies in South Asia, the Dalai Lama today joined Hindu leaders in
    condemning the Muslim and Christian practice of proselytizing.” As a sometime student of comparative religion, I have long felt that the worth of a religion is inversely proportional to the degree to which its devotees actively seek converts. ABC News And, while we’re on the topic of religion without prescription,
    Killing the Buddha is a
    religion magazine for
    people made anxious by
    churches, people
    embarrassed to be
    caught in the ‘spirituality’
    section of a bookstore,
    people both hostile and
    drawn to talk of God. It is
    for people who somehow
    want to be religious, who
    want to know what it
    means to know the
    divine, but for good
    reasons are not and do
    not. “

    Think of words ending in ‘gry’ .

    Angry and hungry are two of them.

    There are only three words in the English language.

    What is the third word?

    The word is something that everyone uses every day.

    If you have listened carefully,

    I have already told you what it is.

    The goal of the Degree Confluence Project “is to visit each of the latitude and longitude integer degree intersections in the world,
    and to take pictures at each location. The pictures and stories will then be posted here.” Courtesy of last year’s US government removal of restrictions on the accuracy of civilan GPS’s. So far, 432 “successful, official confluences” in 38 countries are posted.

    Blogvoices discussion service closes. Here’s the author’s notice:

    I have received word that several BlogVoices users have sent
    harassing emails to Hostrocket.com. Please stop. I understand your
    frustration, but harassment will not solve anything.

    UPDATE

    A “friendly face” has offered to host BlogVoices. I am currently
    discussing the situation with them. Stay tuned.

    NOTICE

    At 10:53PM on Monday, January 22: I received an email from the
    billing department of Hostrocket.com informing me that the
    BlogVoices.com account was in violation of the Hostrocket Terms of
    Service. Regardless of whether or not I agree with the reasoning, the
    decision has been made.

    Hostrocket was to be the third and final attempt to host the
    BlogVoices service and I do not intend to deviate from my
    resolution. BlogVoices.com will be closing indefinitely.

    Unfortunately, the short and long-term demands of my job prevent
    me from dealing with the situation in a more preferable manner. I
    will, however, continue with the planned source code release and will
    continue to work on the code-base as time permits. For further
    up-to-date information relating to BlogVoices, please check:
    http://www.chrish.org regularly. I will set up a permanent location for
    downloads and documentation as soon as possible.

    I will be saving the entire BlogVoices database and will make every
    opportunity to provide each user (as requested) an exported version
    of their BlogVoices data. For those who choose to install BlogVoices,
    I can provide the data in a manner useful to the mysql
    command-line utility.

    I wish I could adequately express my feelings in the wake of this
    decision, but given the electronic nature of this notice, that is just
    not possible. I would like to thank everyone who supported the
    service and hope that you will support those who launch their own
    Blogger discussion systems.

    It’d be nice to know the entire story; it seems to be the latest variant on the “tragedy of the commons”, in which selfish users of a community resource thoughtlessly ruin it for the rest of us. I’ll be removing the “discuss” facility from my template when I get a chance. Anyone out there who knows of an add-in to Blogger similar to Blogvoices — please point me to it. I loved providing discussion capability on the weblog! Please consider the mailing list (see sidebar) I set up several weeks ago.

    What’s become of the papers? A friend sent me this:

  • The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
  • The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
  • The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
  • USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t
    understand the Washington Post.
  • The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country
    if they could spare the time.
  • The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
  • The New York Daily News is read by people whho are not sure who is
    running the country.
  • The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the
    country as long as they do something scandalous.
  • The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren”t sure there is
    a country or that anyone is running it.
  • The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
  • Trial Heat:
    The American Prospect asks seven pundits — Wendy Kaminer, David L. Kirp, Michael Nelson, Peter Schrag, Cass Sunstein, Jon Margolis,
    Russ Baker, Rick Perlstein, and Hans Riemer — who they’d like to see challenge George Bush in
    2004. And a readers’ poll.

    Francis Fukuyama gets his digs in about the Clinton legacy. Under the guise of profound social analysis, the piece is just an excuse to remind the reader about the ‘bobo’ (‘bomemian bourgeoisie’) concept, and then conclude: ‘(T)he Clintons were quintessential “bobos”: crudely materialistic, self-absorbed, and
    power-hungry, but at the same time unable to admit any of this to themselves because they believed
    their intelligence, education and sophistication entitled them to a higher level of respect. Like others in
    his generation, the man presiding over America’s most recent decade of greed could look himself in the
    mirror and pronounce himself satisfied with what he saw.’ Wall Street Journal

    “It would have been `Wow,’ but the W was removed, so now it’s just `o.’ ” New White House Staff Faces a Few Mysteries, e.g. how can George W. ascend to the throne when the White House keyboards are all suddenly bereft of their W’s, and other pranks of the departing Clinton staff. One former Clinton aide commented on the pranks, “It was nothing serious. Nothing
    like stealing an election.”

    There are also suggestions that a few of the new denizens of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue have not yet figured the place out.

    “Anybody got any burgers in there?” Mr. Bush said at one point today, suddenly and unexpectedly sticking his head into a briefing room where reporters were idling away the time. They were too stunned to answer, and not in possession of ground beef.

    New York Times

    Planet Suffers Big Hack Attack. ‘A group calling itself Pentaguard simultaneously cracked
    government websites in the United States, England and
    Australia

    The group replaced the home pages of the sites over the
    weekend with a statement reading “The largest .gov & .mil
    mass defacement in the history of mankind.” It caused the
    temporary disruption of at least two dozen sites….In the United States, the Republican Caucus for the California
    Legislature
    was hit while the state is facing rolling blackouts. The
    Alaskan Office of the Department of Interior was targeted because
    Secretary of the Interior-designate Gale Norton favors drilling for oil in
    the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.’ Wired

    The “Bloggies”: The finalists in the 2001 Weblog Awards have been posted and voting is open to the weblogging public from now until January 31. I’m honored that Follow Me Here
    is a finalist in the “best-kept secret Weblog” category (“Best weblogs that are not in the Weblogs.com Hot List“). [If I win in my category, there’s a $1.50 prize waiting for me!]
    The ballot itself, apart from being your medium to vote, is worth a visit as a sort of portal to what the weblogging community considers its best. There are some unsurprising favorites there, of course, but also many sites and resources with which I’m not familiar and which I’m excited to explore, especially those others in the best-kept-secret category. Congratulations to all of you finalists who might be reading, welcome to any of you who are encountering FmH for the first time via the ballot page, and thank you to all you return visitors for your support of FmH. I’ve already won the real brass ring, which is a lively readership base for whom to continue to write!

    A No-Drug Approach to Wellness. A thoughtful essay by an internist-turned-psychiatrist, confronting the struggle many patients have accepting medications for emotional symptoms such as depression or anxiety because they don’t want to cede control over who they are. Ironically, people who reluctantly accept antidepressants, as the essayist concludes, often end up saying they “feel more like myself.” New York Times

    Anesthesiologists Outraged Over New Policy. A change in Medicare regulations will now allow nurse anaesthetists to administer anaesthesia during surgery without being under the supervision of an anaesthesiologist or other medical doctor. Nurses argue that this is good policy for underserved areas where no anaesthesiologists are available; the MDs counter that in such areas the nurse should be supervised by the surgeon performing the surgery (whom Medicare hasn’t yet ofund a way to do away with). The rhetoric about serving the underserved just doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, and this smacks of more meddling with lives to save an almighty dollar. Besides, who thinks it is going to remain restricted to medically underserved areas?

    The closest I come to having seen anything like this in my own specialty of psychiatry is the growing encroachment of cheaper “nurse clinical specialists” managing psychiatric outpatients’ medications in place of psychiatrists. Unfortunately, I have rarely seen one who has the breadth and depth of perspective to do justice to sorting out the complicated patients, often the sickest in the mental health arena, they tend to treat, since they usually appear to be hired by the public sector mental health clinics that are under the tightest budgets. Being at the receiving end of the fruits of their difficulties managing their patients in the community, I can attest to the fact that patients simply do not od as well under their care as under the care of a physician, and end up requiring psychiatric hospitalization at a far greater rate than patients who have psychiatrists. And that’s just expensive hospital bills; in the realm of anaesthesia, we’ re talking about mortality. WCVB Boston

    Is ANDi a miracle or a monster?

    Readers will remember the dark eyes of ANDi, the world’s first
    genetically modified monkey, gazing up at them from this
    newspaper recently.

    After several failed attempts to insert jellyfish genes into rhesus
    monkeys, ANDi – “inserted DNA” in reverse – was created at the
    Oregon Regional Primate Research Center in America. ANDi’s
    case has attracted worldwide interest because of its implications
    for the manufacture of “designer babies”: genetically modified
    humans, created from a shopping list of desirable
    characteristics. Other GM animals already exist, but the
    modification of primates brings the possibility of similar
    experiments on humans much closer.

    Ever since Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World appeared nearly 70
    years ago, thoughtful people have been haunted by his vision of
    a dystopian society of laboratory-bred human robots. Until the
    Nazis gave eugenics a bad name, many intellectuals in Britain and
    America supported the idea. Now the genetic revolution has
    made eugenics respectable again. Scientists at the cutting edge
    of genetic research are often invited to defend their work, but
    we hear less often from philosophers. Theirs, however, is the
    task of assessing the meaning of such research.

    The Telegraph asked seven of the world’s leading philosophers a
    number of questions arising from the ANDi case.

    The Telegraph

    “Making it hard to go on eating fast food in blissful ignorance”: a review of Eric Schlosser’s Fast Food Nation: “The aim of his
    book, developed from articles written for Rolling Stone, is
    to force his readers to stop and consider the consequences
    of McDonald’s and its ilk having become inescapable features
    of the American (and, increasingly, global) landscape — to
    contemplate ”the dark side of the all-American meal.”

    This sounds kind of frivolous. After all, practically everyone
    in the country has at least dabbled in fast food at one time
    or another. So what’s the big deal? Readers who have grown
    weary of attempts to locate the DNA of the contemporary
    American soul within the history of video games or tennis
    shoes or whatever might also feel a wave of fatigue when
    Schlosser announces his interest in fast food ”as a metaphor.”

    But the good news is that
    this isn’t a frivolous book at
    all.” New York Times via Looka! I previously pointed to Schlosser’s Atlantic article on “the flavor industry”.

    Too Clever by Half: Metafiler pointed to this transcript of Bill Maher’s Jan. 11th Politically Incorrect show in which he crosses the line in demeaning the less able. That’s guest Martin Short concluding that Maher is a “hideous, cold person.” Excerpts:

    Bill: What? Dogs are like retarded children.

    Jay: The show is living up to its name.

    [ Scattered boos]

    Sarah: Boo.

    Bill: But they’re not a regular person.

    Sarah: Well, they are regular people.
    They have a heart and a soul.

    Cynthia: Limitations.

    Bill: They have a heart and a soul and a brain that’s
    retarded.
    That’s a fact, people! Excuse me!

    Sarah: No, because you can’t say that.
    Do you know their brain is retarded —
    this word retarded? They could just be lacking in the
    ability.

    Bill: That’s what we call retarded.

    [ Laughter ]

    I mean, people, are you all retarded? I mean —

    [ Laughter ]

    That’s a fact.

    Martin: I’m not gonna comment.
    You’re a hideous, cold person.

    Bill: I’m a truthful person.

    Thanks to Dan Hartung at Lake Effect for pointing to this update on the health of Dr. Jerri Nielsen, the scientist whose drama (as she was stranded at the South Pole with a breast cancer diagnosis) we watched unfolding last year. She’s doing fine, it appears.

    Constantine’s Sword, by James Carroll, argues that the Church’s relationship with Jews has not only been a problem but, in a sense, the problem throughout its two thousand year history.

    The Church’s failure to protest the Holocaust — the infamous
    “silence” of Pius XII — is only part of the story: the death
    camps, Carroll shows, are the culmination of a long,
    entrenched tradition of anti-Judaism. From Gospel accounts
    of the death of Jesus on the cross, to Constantine’s
    transformation of the cross into a sword, to the rise of blood
    libels, scapegoating, and modern antisemitism, Carroll
    reconstructs the dramatic story of the Church’s conflict not
    only with Jews but with itself.

    As a troubled practicing Catholic himself, Carroll calls for Vatican III to address the problem in a multifold way: (a) a reexamination of and distancing from anti-Semitic thought in the New Testament, in essence turning it on its head as exemplary of how not to be a good Christian; (b) grappling earnestly and openly with the way in which power has corrupted the message of the Gospels; (c) [this is the conceptually challenging suggestion, IMHO] a subtle shift in portraying Jesus’ role which would recast the concept of the Jewish God against whom he ‘plays’ — from a vengeful, wrathful one (which Carroll feels inherently fuels and reflects anti-Semitism) against whom Jesus has to interpose himself as salvator, toward a more benificent and merciful one, of which nature Jesus’ role was more as the revelator; and (d) an attitude of repentance for the wrongs done to the Jews in the name of the Church through the ages, starting with the silence of the Holocaust. Carroll recognizes, of course, that the doctrine of Infallibility has to fall for this to occur, but argues that understanding the two-thousand-year arc of this troubling history makes that contingent.

    Here’s a Drug Czar for Bush. ‘Before he appoints a drug czar, President-elect Bush should reflect on
    the legacy of President Clinton and current czar Barry McCaffrey’s drug
    policy… He
    should remember the official goal of our drug
    policy — “educate and enable America’s
    youth to reject illegal drugs as well as alcohol
    and tobacco” — when he selects his drug
    czar.’ Tompaine.com

    ”You can’t blur the lines between fact and fiction if you don’t
    have fact,” and a new computer game does just that. Majestic, named for the supposed shadowy covert group headed by Truman in the ’50’s, collects real-life information from participants then later begins blurring the boundaries between fact and fiction, intruding into their lives with, for example, threatening telephone calls. It will inevitably draw comparisons to the film of several years ago, The Game, in which Michael Douglas is driven crazy by the incursion of a similar live-action game, in which he had been enrolled as a birthday present, into his life. Boston Globe

    Girl Scouts curbed protesters at the inaugural ceremonies. They cordoned off a group of demonstrators who had occupied a large set of bleachers along the parade route. By the way, what do you make of the by-line on this article? Boston Globe

    The Foibles of Leadership: A New York Times editorial holds up to our examination A German Metamorphosis: “Despite the publication of photos of
    him beating up a policeman at a 1973
    demonstration, Foreign Minister
    Joschka Fischer of Germany should be
    allowed to continue serving his
    country.” And a New York Times op-ed piece suggests that Moral Leaders Need Not Be Flawless. “Mr. Jackson’s situation illustrates the need to acknowledge
    that our leaders will occasionally disappoint themselves and
    us. If we demand that they be perfect, we risk
    disillusionment when their shortcomings surface. The
    underlying flaw of our unwritten compact with leaders is the
    desperate need to believe that they must be pure to be
    effective. The best leaders concede their flawed humanity
    even as they aspire to lofty goals.

    ” This does not mean that we should not hold leaders
    accountable for their actions. To his credit, Mr. Jackson
    acknowledged his failure, sought the forgiveness of his
    family and followers, and provided for his infant daughter.
    He is willing to practice the same moral accountability he
    preaches.” The author, Michael Eric Dyson, a professor of religious studies at
    DePaul University, wrote the controversial I May Not Get There With
    You: The True Martin Luther King Jr.
    , in which he chose not to shy away from discussing King’s moral flaws.

    The New York Times reviewer of Nega Mezlekia’s Notes From the Hyena’s Belly extolls “the author’s fine storytelling
    instincts and the value of getting these stories told,” calling it “the most riveting book about Ethiopia since
    Ryszard Kapuscinski’s literary allegory The Emperor and the
    most distinguished African literary memoir since Soyinka’s
    Ake appeared 20 years ago”. The review does not mention the controversy brewing around a Canadian government investigation of Mezlekia’s alleged plot to kill his former thesis advisor and other faculty of his doctoral program in Canada, to which I blinked several months ago.

    A friend pointed me to this troubling story. Eric Weisstein’s Mathworld website, a virtual encyclopedia of mathematics, has been yanked off the web after a preliminary injunction granted to CRC Press, which charged copyright infringement. More than three years ago, Weisstein had signed a book deal giving CRC page images of his website; CRC published “Eric Weisstein’s CRC Concise Encylopedia of Mathematics” in November 1998. Now CRC claims he sold the rights to the website, not just a printed book; a court found the contract ambiguous on this point and granted CRC’s injunction.

    Although I realize your eyes glaze over with dry discussions of mathematics, the issues have broader applicability to the relationship between publishing on the web and in print. The question comes down to whether the standard book contract clause granting the publisher the “right to reproduce in all media” is applicable to a preexisting website from which the book is derivative. If you’ve signed a book deal involving reproduction of any portions of a website you’ve authored (caveat Jorn Barger, for example, in the weblogging world, who has been talking about a Robot Wisdom book), make sure you explicitly specify what rights your book contract signs over!

    This blink points to answers from Weisstein’s perspective to frequently asked questions about the dispute, and contains links to news coverage of the issues. Programmer and author John MacDonald’s comments at oreilly.com (of course, a publisher spanning the web and printed media) are interesting. [from Abby]

    A friend pointed me to this troubling story. Eric Weisstein’s Mathworld website, a virtual encyclopedia of mathematics, has been yanked off the web after a preliminary injunction granted to CRC Press, which charged copyright infringement. More than three years ago, Weisstein had signed a book deal giving CRC page images of his website; CRC published “Eric Weisstein’s CRC Concise Encylopedia of Mathematics” in November 1998. Now CRC claims he sold the rights to the website, not just a printed book; a court found the contract ambiguous on this point and granted CRC’s injunction.

    Although I realize your eyes glaze over with dry discussions of mathematics, the issues have broader applicability to the relationship between publishing on the web and in print. The question comes down to whether the standard book contract clause granting the publisher the “right to reproduce in all media” is applicable to a preexisting website from which the book is derivative. If you’ve signed a book deal involving reproduction of any portions of a website you’ve authored (caveat Jorn Barger, for example, in the weblogging world, who has been talking about a Robot Wisdom book), make sure you explicitly specify what rights your book contract signs over!

    This blink points to answers from Weisstein’s perspective to frequently asked questions about the dispute, and contains links to news coverage of the issues. Programmer and author John MacDonald’s comments at oreilly.com (of course, a publisher spanning the web and printed media) are interesting. [from Abby]

    A friend pointed me to this troubling story. Eric Weisstein’s Mathworld website, a virtual encyclopedia of mathematics, has been yanked off the web after a preliminary injunction granted to CRC Press, which charged copyright infringement. More than three years ago, Weisstein had signed a book deal giving CRC page images of his website; CRC published “Eric Weisstein’s CRC Concise Encylopedia of Mathematics” in November 1998. Now CRC claims he sold the rights to the website, not just a printed book; a court found the contract ambiguous on this point and granted CRC’s injunction.

    Although I realize your eyes glaze over with dry discussions of mathematics, the issues have broader applicability to the relationship between publishing on the web and in print. The question comes down to whether the standard book contract clause granting the publisher the “right to reproduce in all media” is applicable to a preexisting website from which the book is derivative. If you’ve signed a book deal involving reproduction of any portions of a website you’ve authored (caveat Jorn Barger, for example, in the weblogging world, who has been talking about a Robot Wisdom book), make sure you explicitly specify what rights your book contract signs over!

    This blink points to answers from Weisstein’s perspective to frequently asked questions about the dispute, and contains links to news coverage of the issues. Programmer and author John MacDonald’s comments at oreilly.com (of course, a publisher spanning the web and printed media) are interesting. [from Abby]

    A Death Sentence on page A5? Speculation at Plastic that the Justice Dept. has arranged for the New York Times to publicize details of an unsuccessful plea bargain by Mohamed Rashed Daoud al-‘Owhali, one of four defendants in the imminent trial for the bombing of the US Embassy in Nairobi in August 1998, in which he tipped authorities to what might subsequently turn out to be the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole in Yemen. That way, if his prosecution for the Embassy bombing is not successful, he’ll be extremely unpopular with his jihadist former comrades. In receiving Mr. al-‘Owhali’s tip, the FBI reportedly assured him the information would not be ‘used against him’, of course. The New York Times reporting doesn’t flesh out this prosecutorial blackmail, focusing instead on whether the information might have prevented the attack on the Cole, whihc resulted in 17 U.S. deaths.

    Cool Things To Put on Your J20 Protest Sign. “Mr. Bad
    feels your pain, so he’s given you this list of fine angry things to scribble in
    magic marker on your picket sign. So now you don’t have an excuse to stay home!” Some of the better ones:

  • EX-Cocaine User? Nobody Likes a Quitter, George.
  • I Drive Drunk Better Than W Governs Sober
  • Maybe He Can Hold Down THIS Job
  • Illiterate Cokehead Mama’s Boys For Bush:
    Finally, Our Voice Will Be Heard

    Pigdog Journal

  • Fish Rots From the Head. The overthrow of the old Pacifica continues; after cleaning house at KPFA last year, the new order completes takeover of New York’s WBAI. And more coverage of the attempted creation of “NPR Lite” on the New York airwaves.

    For the uninitiated, trying to sort fact from spin in the long-running Pacifica battles is rather like trying to
    unravel a murky family feud in which the elders don’t deign to come to the table. In the past, squabbles
    within Pacifica have always been between progressive visions, says Steve Rendall of Fairness and
    Accuracy in Reporting, the media watchdog in New York. “What’s different now is that there is one group
    that has no interest in radio, community, or progressive politics.”

    For you New York progressive communitarian radio listeners, here’s how to join the fight. Village Voice

    In other radio news, why has Rush Limbaugh alone on the right not crucified Ronnie White? “Maybe he knows White is no more pro-criminal than his
    own cousin, Missouri Supreme Court Justice Stephen
    Limbaugh Jr.” Salon

    Annals from the Age of Dubya: Welcome to Surrendered Wife.com. An innovation in the reform of sex roles, a way to achieve true intimacy through spiritual transformation of your marriage, especially for those wives with, as the LA Times put it, an “inability to cope with the pressures of trying to be superwomen.” Among other things, this new movement teaches you to apologize to your husband if you ever anger him by saying something “disrespectful.” No, really.

    The Reader’s Digest Theory of the Web: This kind of unattributed snippet circulating by email (I get loads of these things sent to me; how about you?) reminds me of the “Humor — the Best Medicine” or “Life in These United States” fluff I remember from reading my mothers’ Reader’s Digests as a child:

    During taxi, the crew of a US AIR departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller (a female) screamed, “US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right on “Charlie” taxiway; you turned right on “Delta. Stop right there! I know it’s difficult to tell the difference between C’s & D’s, but get it right!” Continuing her lashing to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically, “God, you’ve messed everything up; it’ll take forever to sort this out. You stay right there and don’t move until I tell you to! Then, I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you. You got that, US Air 2771?” The humbled crew responded, “Yes, Ma’am.” The ground control frequency went terribly silent; no one wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high. Then an unknown male pilot broke the silence and asked, “Wasn’t I married to you once?”