The CERN results are prompting a renewed interest in neutrino jokes on the net. (Google Search). Here are some:
— A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says, “You’re early.”
— A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says, “For you, no charge.”
— A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The neutrino replies, “I’m just passing through.”
But the best, to my way of thinking:
— “We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
And here are some related jokes about other subatomic particles etc.


