Special Underwear Makes Your Privates Invisible to TSA Scanners

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“Citizens, take heart: Even as our country falls under the total domination of our new TSA overlords, capitalism continues unabated. A Colorado man has developed undergarments with special body scanner-blocking fig leaves to hide your privates.” (Gawker)

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  1. My guess is that wearing these would get you invited in for extra screening and a nice long conversation with a TSA agent.

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