Do you know who Halliburton is? Dick Cheney? How about Karl Rove? Alas, most Americans don’t: “It seems hard to believe. But the general rule of thumb is that major cities are slightly more attuned due to aggressive media saturation and how issues tend to make themselves known more urgently, more immediately, whereas Middle America is a scattershot conglomeration of the politically apathetic and the actively disenfranchised, full of people far too busy with their lives and kids and jobs and zoning out on ‘Fear Factor’ and ‘Monday Night Football’ to care about following the elitist, ever dire dramas playing out on the nation’s gilded stages.

Most Americans, in other words, have no idea what the hell a Halliburton is. Or a Karl Rove. Or a Donny ‘Shriveled Soul’ Rumsfeld. Or a Lockheed Martin. Or a Carlysle Group. Or have any idea that Saddam had nothing whatsoever to do with 9/11. Or that WMDs were never found. Or that President Bush has taken more vacation time than any president in U.S. history. Or that Jesus thinks Dubya is ‘sort of a dink.’ Or where Iraq is on a map.” — Mark Morford, (San Francisco Chronicle)