“So exactly what was that old man doing – and who was he doing it with? – when he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning?

How come no one called child protection authorities about the baby in that cradle in the tree top?

And why in the world did men on horseback attempt to restore Humpty Dumpty to health, when an Emergency Services crew with a cervical collar and a spinal board ought to have been on the scene?” —Canoe