“A fantastic opportunity…No car? No home? No collateral for loan? Bad debt? No problem, no repayments. We want your soul. You can receive a guaranteed CASH SUM for life, in exchange for an agreement that entitles WWYS® the rights to your soul from now until all eternity.
Find out the current value of your soul – click here now for a free, no obligation quotation.
How does WWYS® work?
Medical and operant conditioning science has made huge advances in recent years and due to our various strategic partnerships WWYS® is able to identify the genes and lifestyle choices that make up what is commonly referred to as the soul.
Soul extraction is painless and worry-free. You need never remember your previous soulful existence, and look forward to a “life” of money and security.”
[They tell me that my soul is worth £8023 and that 85% of people have a purer soul than I do. Beat that.]
