“A film franchise so sloppy, so irresponsible, so lowbrow

that it’s almost criminal. Here’s 50 Reasons to stay away on May 15th:

1. The Matrix Murders

The first film killed 13 students at Columbine High School, the disturbed trench-coated teens imitating the pipe-bombing, shotgunning film’s finale. How many troubled teens are out there Reloading with the release of the sequel?

The site is by “Dr. Albert Oxford, PhD, chairman, London Film Institute”, who adds, “Sign Dr. Oxford’s Petition. It is my understanding that if I can get 5,000 signatures, Warner Brothers will not release the films.” It’s a troll, of course Could it be this Albert Oxford?