- Hang him from the rear-view mirror
- Shave him
- Dress him in women’s clothing
- Tie him to your front grill or dangle him from your car trunk
- Give him to your dog You call the shots!”
[Also available: a mother-in-law doll and an ex-husband doll.] And, on the subject of dolls, look at these monsterdolls by marthasue
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