Band of roving chief executives spotted miles from Mexican border: “Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing expense.”

“CEOnista Martha Stewart (Martha Stewart Omnimedia) was one of the few executives captured. Her mask is made from recycled Christmas paper wrapping.” SatireWire [thanks to David]

In related news, ‘the U.S. Supreme Court today ruled that corporate earnings statements should be protected as works of art, as they “create something from nothing.” ‘ also SatireWire