Lord Buckley’s “The Nazz”

 Now, I look at all you cats and kitties out there 

a whippin' and a wailin' and a jumpin' up and down 

and suckin' up all that juice and pattin' each other on the back 

and a hippin' each other who the greatest cat in the world is. 

Mr. Malenkov, 

Mr. Talenkov, 

Mr. Eisenhower, 

Mr. Whoozerwheezer, 

Mr. Whiserwhooser, 

Mr. Woodhill, 

Mr. Beachhill, 

an' Mr. Churchill, 

and all them other hills gonna get you straight, 

and if they can't get you straight 

they know a cat that knows a cat who'll straighten you...