‘Rumsfeld’s new press corps has been cooking up headlines for

foriegn papers, such as “Loud Explosion Heard Last Night Was Not

American Bomb; dead civilians later found to just be real sleepy.” ‘ AlterNet But, alas:

Rumsfeld Says He May Drop New Office of Influence: “Mr. Rumsfeld today reiterated comments he made last week after The New York Times reported the office’s existence and proposed activities: he said the military would not be permitted to tell lies to promote American policies or views. But he said today that the disclosures about the office’s potential activities may have doomed its credibility.” NY Times