Enterprise Crew May Intervene in Earth Affairs “In Stationary Orbit (SatireWire.com) — Disturbed by ruthless terrorist attacks and talk of war, the crew of the starship Enterprise, which has been stealthily orbiting Earth since August, is reportedly torn over whether to violate Star Fleet’s Prime Directive and intervene in Earth affairs, or gather for drinks in the forward observation lounge and watch the planet go to shit.” satirewire [thanks, David!]