Reprinted from Looka! “Horrendous classical music joke of the day: A-one,
and a-two, and a-three … (*bomp*bomp*bomp*)

You say Carmina, I say Carmana,

You say Burina, I say Burana,

Carmina, Carmana, Burina, Burana.

Let’s Carl the whole thing Orff.

— Robert Feiertag, posting on soc.motss”