He beat me to the punch! I swear, I had the same association Chuck Taggart, at Looka!, had. As he put it:

He reads! He reads! Here is my favorite line from The
Blank Stare’s address to last night’s joint session of Congress:

Some say my tax plan is too big, others say it
is too small. I respectfully disagree. This plan is just
right.

Even though it’s claimed that this man does not read books, we
can all rest in confidence that he has at least read “Goldilocks
and the Three Bears” (or at least his speechwriter has).

I guess this is how they’ll try to sell this thing to us — by
assuming that the American public is as simpleminded as Shrub.”