Guardian Unlimited moodmatcher: “(W)e’re so smart we can tell what mood you’re
in and what would make you feel better. Simply do our test and
we’ll find you some poetry to soothe your mood.”

Then there’s Robs Amazing Poem Generator, which makes a poem-like thing out of the content of any webpage whose URL you feed it. Here’s what it came up with from FmH. It’s not as great a syntax-parser as it needs to be, though…

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mailing list,
messages

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the brand new.

Scientist

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Going to buy a

monochromatic

record and what are believed those who

will be allowed to construct

a state of salty

water holes in trenchant opposition to a little,

relief for the web and

copyrights are not treat the vicinity of Ariel:

history

offers a discrepancy

of finer granularity.

Another maven describes a carbon is my guestbook.

Or being a halftruth is

not only a

carbon sink, locking away carbon is

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