Bottom Dollar: “The ultimate in sophisticated swabbing products has just been launched by US sanitary
giant Kimberly-Clark. The busy boffins at K-C have been beavering away to bring the
world “Cottonelle Fresh(TM) Rollwipes — America’s first and only dispersible,
pre-moistened wipe on a roll!”

Yep, you guessed it. Now you can buy a roll of wet toilet paper; highly useful for
achieving that squeaky clean feeling.” And for your littlest ones: “For parents wishing to do away with the smell and mess
of wet, leaky diapers, wrapping their baby in mashed fish
may be the answer. A food scientist at the University of
Wisconsin, Madison, believes that we should extend our
recycling consciousness to embrace dead, unwanted fish,
and in so doing reduce both waste and diaper rash.” Beyond 2000