The internet: the new source for real hip-hop.

So

here’s a recipe for success in pushing product, check this out,

you’ve got to plaster your album cover with corny computer

graphics of fat cars, dollar signs, diamonds and other material

objects, and, oh yeah, don’t forget the two busty women

(un)dressed in bathing suits and high-heels. And here’s some

advice for all you ambitious emcees: when y’all write, don’t put

any thought into your lyrics, just write about what everyone

else is writing about, be it sex, money, designer clothes,

whatever. Just make sure it sounds like either Jay Z or one of

The Hot Boys –guaranteed instant success.

Hip-hop, excuse me, hip-pop is all about sameness. You’ve got

to follow whatever’s hot to experience any kind of success,

well, economic success anyway. Spark