Simple Simon.

If nothing else, the criticism of John

Simon has kept alive a sense of history. No one writing

today has done more to uphold the aesthetic standards of the

Third Reich. As film critic for the National Review and

theater critic for New York magazine, Simon’s specialty is

making punching bags out of people whose looks he finds

repellent, especially those who don’t conform to traditional

modes of beauty. (Barbra Streisand has been a favorite

target over the years: Early in her career, he said she looked

like “a tremulous young borzoi.”) If a performer isn’t

Simon’s idea of pinup material, the merits of his or her work

are beside the point. It was one of his remarks that once

earned him a plate of hot goulash in the face courtesy of

actress Sylvia Miles. His prejudices often make him sloppy

with the facts. In his review of Raúl Ruiz’s film of Proust’s

“Time Regained,” he identified Ruiz as “like Proust, a

homosexual.” As Film Comment pointed out, that should

come as some shock to Mrs. Ruiz.

Charles Taylor tries to go off on critic John Simon the way Simon goes off on everybody else. The occasion was Simon’s comments to director Atom Egoyan, taking questions from the press after the New York Film Festival opening of his film of Beckett’s Krapp’s Last Tape, one of the first two movies in a project seeking to film all of Beckett’s plays. Salon