“The Second Coming will happen because we will make it happen…Our

intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in

Scotland [birthplace of Dolly, the lovable sheep], by taking an incorrupt cell from

one of the many Holy Relics of Jesus’ blood and body that are preserved

throughout the world, extracting its DNA, and inserting it into an unfertilized

human egg…The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted

into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own

accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.”