” I am Pilot Professr Y and we need you to

Save Earth! As you know, On September 1, 2020, Earth was surrounded by a sphere of

undetermined substance letting nothing through but light. The newly-established

World Government may have a hard time coping. We are here to help.

We are calling for Pilots to fly remote-control probes in order to map the beautiful yet

ominous macro-crystalline structure of the sphere. With this accomplished, we may

be able to produce a resonance pattern to crack the sphere and Save Earth! Watch

out for static though.”