Put that chip where the sun don’t shine. Life imitating — not art but — paranoid fantasy. Many patients with paranoid delusions feel there are covert implants in their bodies monitoring them and causing their distressing symptoms such as auditory hallucinations. Now it’s coming true. I’ve had two patients this week in great distress about this news. Salon [I haven’t been sharing with them some of the more conspiratorial potential trends I’ve been blinking in this weblog, like Carnivore or tracking you by your cellphone…]