“You’re probably wondering why I allowed you to

bang on my car, why I didn’t simply drive

away and leave you sputtering in my rear-view. So let me tell you: I was

considering the possibility of opening my glove compartment, pulling out the

handgun I keep there, and sticking that gun into your mouth until you forked

over whatever money you keep in your expensive-looking riding suit. I battled

the temptation. You gambled on a stranger’s decency, and this time you won.” [via World New York]