Why I won’t be reading Dave Eggers: I caught Christopher Lydon on NPR’s The Connection talking today to this 24 year-old new literary darling and author of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (for those of you that are not yet aware of the buzz, yes, that’s the title, not my blurb). He also edits the literary quarterly, Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern and its net-spinoff, Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendencies. One caller to the radio talk show, fawning all over Eggers, made it sound as if his writing has single-handedly taken us past postmodernism and out the other side “to something clear and simple,” or something to that effect (it turns out the caller was part of Eggers’ little literary clique and a contributor to his magazine). To judge from his interview, simple at least is right! Lydon quickly realized that he wasn’t going to get any scintillating answers to his questions, beyond repetitious echolalia, so he began to lead Eggers around by the nose affirming points that Lydon wanted to make in the interview. Is this what they mean by the self-referentiality they apply to his work?? (I thought I liked self-referentiality ’til now…) It was uncomfortable to see Lydon squirm to maintain the obligatory stance that his current guest was the best thing since sliced bread, and to see Eggers eating it up, despite the fact that it was probably the least self-reflective interview I’ve heard in a long while. Not a literary movement I’ll be following, or a bestselling buzzbook I’ll be buying, I’m afraid. And if another nail was needed in the coffinlid, Eggers is equated as wunderkind with NPR’s This American Life host Ira Glass, to whose show he has apparently contributed. Glass is a smug self-satisfied commentator whose profundity I can’t see impressing anyone more than himself. Someone has described This American Life as driveway radio — you sit in your driveway when you arrive home, unable to bear shutting the car off ’til it’s over; but, even as an inveterate NPR listener, I scramble to turn the radio off when Ira Glass comes on. (And I’ve written to my local NPR station saying I won’t contribute to them anymore as long as they use Ira Glass’ demeaning and smarmy spots, based on gleefully shaming hapless non-contributing listeners, in their fund drives.) Maybe I’m just too old for these Gen-X’ers who think they’ve seen and realized it all. Listening to the interview with Eggers, it seemed he emoted mostly angst about having to live up to the adulation. It was hard to see what he’d ever have to offer in the way of a second book, unless it was something spun off of that angst…(And in case you were wondering, I don’t feel particularly ashamed in admitting that I don’t feel particularly awful about generating a diatribe like this without reading the book.)